Jay Huff has scored the first 14 points for Indiana, including four 3s

I will never agree with this one. The analytics people are being too clever.

I watched the first season of Stranger Things with my mom, who died in 2017. And now it's on Season 5? 🧐

This doesn't look like Zach Galifiniakis at all

Watching live action Lilo & Stitch, why is the inventor just a fat American? He should be a fat Russian or whatever. I assume because of woke

This is pro-owner astroturfing

Just did an online order that went through, then arrived and it's closed. Don't remember this one happening before.

This company has some killer names

What are the Hawks doing

Just looked this guy up and learned that he is 40. Just saying.

The Wolves blew that game against Sacramento? I was already thinking they would give OKC loss number two on Wednesday and now I feel even more sure about it #reversejinx #jmac

There are no day NBA games on Friday. What the fuck NBA

Why is there Mutant Mayhem 2? Is there a new ninja turtles movie already? Nobody needs that

I went to a wedding that had none of chicken, beef, fish, or a vegetarian entree. It had Italian sausage lasagna and pork tenderloin. It was all pretty good.

These jerseys fucking suck. Probably not Venables fault but still fuck that guy

"Mike Norvell" is not the name of a good football coach. Sounds too much like Norv Turner and some other name I can't think of right now

Number one worst thing about traveling is not having the bidet. Gotta only travel to the Middle East I guess

Every time I'm in the Eastern time zone I am baffled by sports here. It is after ten and the NFL game just got out of halftime. I mean it is bedtime folks

Mother in law is an hour late picking us up at airport, coming from a place an hour and a half away

Donovan Mitchell has got to be the most overrated player in the NBA. What a loser that guy is

I have been practicing a new move during my bedtime routine where I take off my underpants and socks and put on a new pair of underpants, all while only picking up each foot once. I am getting pretty good at it but sometimes I still have trouble standing on my left leg. Ok goodnight

I hate when Nexpo shows me his face. No one wants to see that man. Also what is up with always having a black eye

My regular Indian place is closed so I went to the food truck parked outside of a truck stop and I have to say, that was some delicious Indian food

It is time

Well how about that #boomer

I am not trying to be rude to OP because different people can think of jokes. But I remember this joke from Dharma and Greg. That Thomas Gibson 😹

I just like the pattern on this one Wordle 1,610 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This album is so good. Not sure I can say I like it more than How It Feels to be Something On, but it's at least in the ballpark. I definitely like it more than the other Sunny Day Real Estate albums (all of which I like quite a bit)

I'm sometimes embarrassed to be a lawyer because of all the dipshit lawyers out there making us look bad. But then I think, "At least I'm not a journalist."

Not sure if this is an unpopular opinion or not but Is This It is the best song off the album Is This It

Belle and Sebastian songs, ranked: 1. Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying 2. Sleep the Clock Around 3. Lazy Line Painter Jane 4. Judy and the Dream of Horses 5. Electronic Renaissance

Finally found out what's going in next to Pizza Patron. Shipley Donuts. Lame

Before this week I had basically never listened to anything by The Dismemberment Plan except for Emergency & I, because I don't really like Emergency & I that much. But it turns out that "!" is actually really good.

This is OKC’s 9th game leading by 20+ points this season, per the ESPN broadcast. This is their 13th game lol.

From the finals to the play-in to probably missing the playoffs entirely this year. What a complete dipshit Nico Harrison is

I was actually sort of hoping my Florida flight got canceled in a couple weeks. I don't particularly want to go to my step-brother-in-law's wedding, if I'm being honest, even though I do like him and his bride.

I went to target last night (I reject all criticism, I have a toddler and it's hard to find activities after dark this time of year) and one of the employees kept making eye contact with me. I thought it was really weird but I guess this was why, maybe.

Mattress Firm calls its headquarters the "BEDQuarters". I want to hate it but I kind of like it.

I loved this song back when I was eleven or whatever. Also As I Lay Me Down by Sophie B Hawkins

I got Utopia Parkway on my random albums this week. I know their self-titled album well but haven't listened to Utopia Parkway a ton. It sounds a lot like Oasis.

This lady Scarlett on 60 Days In is a bad person

Bulls team of destiny it looks like. I feel like OKC could beat them in the finals though

New Camp Trash album is good except for the uncalled for shot at Oklahoma. People from Florida aren't allowed to take shots at Oklahoma, only people from Oklahoma.

Journalist in bio

Blue Alert? Fuck that

Maybe Wembo is human after all

Benjamin Bratt saying all the lyrics of Hook in the car in this episode of Poker Face was so funny

It costs $2.19 to buy a sausage patty at McDonald's but $1.99 to buy a sausage biscuit