I like to call them “The Geese”

what the fuck

gonna miss him

just a remarkably uncharming athlete

can’t believe I ever doubted that we’re in the kali yuga

It takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space You don’t know how glad I am Fall of the star high school running back Has anyone ever written anything for you If I should fall from grace with God I’m so lonesome I could cry

9 days until pitchers and catchers report. Fernando Valenzuela lets one rip. I think it’s a screwball.

“inflated”? you understand nothing about this actor and her characters

Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.

World Series hero Will Klein

heated rivalry obsession … I didn’t think it could happen to me …

A national general strike is needed not just to protest the violence, but to acknowledge the absurdity that we’re all just supposed to carry on with our stupid little daily lives amidst the ambient terrorism of an unchecked state militia executing innocent people in the streets of our country.

the "and you're surprised by this?" guys have never been less vital than they are right now

A *single* case? No

gonna go put a few of these up. printable size here: drive.google.com/file/d/1qO2u...

a hero and a martyr

who hear has propagated euphorbia from cuttings? @comradeluanne.bsky.social ? may I bend your ear for a moment

“I wanted what I wrote to be the pleasure concealed within misery. My debt of joy to a world I do not find easy.” — Lispector, Too Much of Life

It’s a sign. I don’t know what of. Something good

This country is allowing the fascists to win this civil war without any opposition I am not allowed to post my real thoughts

cheshire cat moon

this turned out to to be “ET phone home” instead of “just look at that parking lot, Larry.” sad

you know when someone is speaking to a crowd and says “good morning!” then the crowd mumbles something back and he says “let’s try that again. GOOD MORNING!” fuck that guy

reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird

why the fuck did HBO remove Search Party

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It costs $0 to retweet this photo of Sy Ableman on the cover of Wife Magazine

(sitting in lotus position hovering 8 inches off the ground, eyes glowing white as i channel the wisdom of a thousand generations) some normies like it and some normies don't like it

new iphone look sucks

THE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED!

You hear that heroic big land music? Land a one could call one.

Damn really. That’s crazy. Damn [lowering into lava like end of terminator 2] damn

“We are on the extreme promontory of ages! Time and Space died yesterday. We already live in the Absolute for we have already glorified the omnipresent eternal Speed.”

foh

this soap smells how Dr. Brown’s Cel-Ray soda tastes (complimentary)

if you’re grieving, sad, whatever, may I recommend watching the movie Drop on prime

Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like: saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3 and a worker tier whose emails are like: Dear Jim, First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…

what is she thinking

Not now sweetie, mommy's finding a trap remix of the exorcist theme

Yes he’s attractive that’s correct

we’re out of the country this Halloween so here’s our couple costume from last year (previously a Twitter exclusive)

MOOKIE I NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU

The Ed Man

thought this was a pic of me for a sec

Hard to understand how someone who loves baseball could not love Ohtani. everyone is on their own journey I guess

Seeing this was the greatest highlight