cheshire cat moon

this turned out to to be “ET phone home” instead of “just look at that parking lot, Larry.” sad

you know when someone is speaking to a crowd and says “good morning!” then the crowd mumbles something back and he says “let’s try that again. GOOD MORNING!” fuck that guy

reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird

why the fuck did HBO remove Search Party

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It costs $0 to retweet this photo of Sy Ableman on the cover of Wife Magazine

(sitting in lotus position hovering 8 inches off the ground, eyes glowing white as i channel the wisdom of a thousand generations) some normies like it and some normies don't like it

new iphone look sucks

THE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED!

You hear that heroic big land music? Land a one could call one.

Damn really. That’s crazy. Damn [lowering into lava like end of terminator 2] damn

“We are on the extreme promontory of ages! Time and Space died yesterday. We already live in the Absolute for we have already glorified the omnipresent eternal Speed.”

foh

this soap smells how Dr. Brown’s Cel-Ray soda tastes (complimentary)

if you’re grieving, sad, whatever, may I recommend watching the movie Drop on prime

Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like: saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3 and a worker tier whose emails are like: Dear Jim, First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…

what is she thinking

Not now sweetie, mommy's finding a trap remix of the exorcist theme

Yes he’s attractive that’s correct

we’re out of the country this Halloween so here’s our couple costume from last year (previously a Twitter exclusive)

MOOKIE I NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU

The Ed Man

thought this was a pic of me for a sec

Hard to understand how someone who loves baseball could not love Ohtani. everyone is on their own journey I guess

Seeing this was the greatest highlight

[sun keeps getting bigger]

YA MA MO TO

🐺

god I hate Springer

*speaking in a weird little voice that it seems like is somehow meant to mimic the paranoid-schizoid position* let’s fucking go

new set for the world series! #ITFDB #dodgers

💕

it’s so fun when someone on here says “NoKings seems pretty white sorrynotsorry” and then they post photos of rallies in Boise, Salt Lake City, and Bangor. powerful gotcha!!!

LOL

ICYMI!

Ohtaniiiiii

did you notice that Sal Frelick is handsome

people who put an apostrophe before phone—“my ’phone”—what’s going on with them

I’m still not gonna read satan tango

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ESPN treats yankees/red sox postseason series the same way republicans treat the last 2000 working coal miners

shohei ohtani is so cool. this is so fucking cool. cannot lose sight of how fucking cool this is. dodgersnation.com/dave-roberts...

Mary Ruefle

Route 66.

One of the best pieces by Kaleb Horton ever is no longer easily available, because of course MTV wouldn't maintain actual good music writing done for its site once. Thankfully I found it again via some digging: his 2016 memorial to Merle Haggard on his passing. Link here, screencaps to follow.

Kaleb Horton wrote this perfect obituary of Shane MacGowan www.gq.com/story/shane-...