ah, you're mad about the left. when you talk about "the left", are you talking about any significant group or even a particularly important individual, or are you mad at a post online ... "mad at a post online", i see!

jeppers creppers

propaganda works especially well on people who think propaganda doesn't work

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

Been spending the last ~6 months involved with the fallout of what happens when parents don't tell anyone phone or email passwords, among other things. It's brutal and devastating and really needs to be a conversation even if it's not a comfortable one.

It's true that when I went to grad school I knew it was a calculated risk that would likely close off things like homeownership forever, but in my defense I did not make that calculation knowing all landlords would collectively become more insane

Seems about righ- huh.

What level of hell is it when you're asking one realtor for the same application form over and over for 3 weeks while other listing agents won't respond to showing requests for other properties?

I’ve seen it live: chuds are existentially miserable in day to day existence, and feel resentful if you’re not. Well sorry asshole, I’m having a blast assembling the Fourth Legion here. Maybe you should listen to a nice metal band instead of a podcast where grown men cry about Disney movies?

Noam Chomsky and Stephen Pinker say Epstein was an intellectual force with a mind like steel trap and then his e-mails read like the ending of Flowers for Algernon.

What are some of your favorite pieces of vaguely unsettling "fine art" from the ages?

Liam himself is five goddamned years old and should be at home with an adult he trusts right now no matter who his parents are. It would not matter if they were literal criminal masterminds, Liam Ramos is a baby and babies do not belong in prison.

he’s scared to fucking death of getting booed by the entire stadium on live television

Texas newscastes: freezing rain and sleet will make for potentially dangerous driving conditions, so being on the road unless it's an emergency the entire city of Dallas: [gets on the road]

Winning campaign message for this year is going to be OUBLIETTES FOR ICE

Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times, up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street

Three kinds of gym clothes: painting a house, tech-ninja assassin from sex-future, basketball.

You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"

ICE keeps abducting babies. www.startribune.com/agents-detai...

It's already demoralizing to be a federal thug, a barely sentient ogre. Nobody likes or respects you. But then you go to work in -19 weather thinking surely today you'll get a break from people yelling at you. But no there they are. They're not even cold

ICE getting harassed in the public bathroom instead of trans people

I would love support a mutual aid network involved in this kind of action if anyone would like to point me to some links, thanks

No no no. The Dems also want to increase their funding too!

🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional! ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.

No new pictures Where are you at mentally

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The world feels rough right now So please enjoy this shrimp, filmed off Cozumel, Mexico. It may be a larval reef shrimp, but we don’t know what species or how long it lives or what it eats. The world is still full of wonder and beauty and mystery. 🎥 @pedrovalenciam scuba diver on Insta

If we can start 2026 with a high profile excommunication by the American Pope™️ I might just allow myself a tiny amount of beatitude

Now this might be on me, but I feel like a doctor should maybe mention in advance that the type of biopsy they're going to do is the kind that's gonna leave a cool scar

The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"

There we go. That there’s a headline.

I feel things really started going sideways ever since we stopped having proper bacchanal rites. I bet if a few dozen baddies got the maenads back together it could probably solve a whole lot of our current leadership problems.

quick coping tip: create a list of suplexes you know how to do then start looking up elected officials' height and weight

So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.

Uh oh I've had a single beer and I'm on the ASPCA site

I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor

our boy looks like he's the guest of honor at the annual Shit Eating Awards gala

Your teacher in 2005: don't use Wikipedia as a source! People can change it! Use dot gov sites! Teacher in 2025: don't use dot gov sites, they say Tylenol causes autism. Wikipedia is curated by honest and trustworthy nerds who require real citations. 1

This year better be be good, I don't want to have to come back in a year and brand it twenty twenty-sucks

Fuck, RIP to one of the best

One of the best to ever do it

Breaking in these doc martens jadon boots exactly like a new pair of ballet pointe shoes