Oh man so Canada, Mexico and USA are gone. Welp.

I am so sick of being right all the time.

Hang on I just was reminded that Catherine O'Hara is dead and the world sucks.

Gaza is running out of diesel engine oil, which is needed to power its generators, which are needed because Israel has cut electricity supply and fuel for the power plant, and which thus power water wells and desalination plants, which are needed because Israel has destroyed water infrastructure.

Hey all y'all sound really insane right now. I am gonna go to sleep. They are making us go to work tomorrow.

Oh no is Ted Cruz at this Mexico - England game?

One of the dumbest things about losing weight is now all my nice clothes don't fit but also all my shoes? Now I'm cursed with long skinny feet that don't fit into shoes well. And then there's pinchy toe shoes where the wide fits way better but it has too much extra fabric. Anyway I'm complaining

Mexico is like: thank you. Please discontinue anything that says "Mexican" in your country because it is a disgrace to our country I don't want to know what English people present as Mexican food.

@faineg.bsky.social I have a new discourse about British people. Apparently they don't do annual or regular Dr check ups until you're 40. The comments are UK people saying "we are HEALTHIER than you Americans and don't need it! NHS," And other countries with national Healthcare are like "wtf, no"

Anyway here's Brandi Carlile and Sista Strings with America the Beautiful out by the Statue of Liberty. America! America! God mend thine ev'ry flaw, Confirm thy soul in self-control, Thy liberty in law. youtu.be/5LZOhEGG-_o?...

Fireworks! Top gun!

There's like 7k people here in College Station at the 4th of July event and I've seen a singular Maga hat and it was on an 80 year old man. He looked half dead so it might have been trump.

Not gonna lie, Josh Abbot's band is way better at singing in time and in tune so maybe they should just sing instead of him these days.

I don't think I've been assaulted by katydids like this lol. People walking around stir them up and they feel the need to jump into my face.

Free Josh Abbot Band concert that's biking distance from my house isn't bad.

Listen, chemistry was my poorest subject in school but even I know adding an acid to a base just makes both ingredients neutralized so why do all these women on the internet keep trying to make cleaning products with baking soda and vinegar together?

Why are we doing midnight fireworks??? This ain't new years. Go to bed.

Native nature fights back.

Stay cool, America!

Dolly demands the first born of Taylor Swift as a sacrifice and we should let that happen.

I changed the rear wiper on my car, as you all know A BITCH TO DO. (why do they make it difficult?) I undid all the pipes in this bathroom sink (mysterious smell. Seems to be molding soap scum) cleaned it. And I'm getting my oil changed tomorrow. I am a productive millennial.

Ugh how can a bathroom sink just start smelling disgusting? Is it the soap? Like massive black soap scum was in here and it was rancid.

Sky is gay.

New Idea: Blow Darts but it just has the MMR vaccination in it.

@maybeacrook.bsky.social if you would like to get more mad about Arizona vouchers. youtu.be/JpmIaajDfcM?...

The Texas teachers subreddit is a really fun place btw.

I spent time today scolding someone else's parent to stop using AI generated images. You're welcome.

The "I lost because everyone is racist" from democrats who just didn't do what their constituency wanted on actual policy is getting real old and just plays into right-wing tropes about liberals.

This is like hearing my college educator friend in Portland deal with things that make me feel really Republican when I'm not. Like there's preferred pronouns which is fine and then there's confusing everyone on purpose so you can get upset about it.

Y'all don't know that there's Cake Pop drama on tiktok from a girl who encourages people to make cake pops with her recipes is now bullying another girl for doing just that and saying her recipe is "copyright" protected. Y'all. This girl uses Betty Crocker and Kellogg's cereal. They should sue.

I feel old for knowing how many hands are in a foot. Like I'm some 16th century farmer.

Here’s Why Weather Forecasts Have Seemed So Inaccurate Lately. Meteorologists simply aren't able to gather as much data as they used to, and you're suffering for it. gizmodo.com/heres-why-we...

Between English police shows involving non-police solving crimes, Ludwig (contemporary) and Grantchester (period, 1950s/1960s), I have concluded that the city of Cambridge is like really small.

No, sir. The Catholics on the court don't follow the Pope's direction and the wider country is upset about it.

me talking to magically resurrected founding father: and so sir you can see how the supreme court has become a deeply illegitimate institution that threatens the very republic you created founding father: there are *how many* papists on it???

Things I would like for AI to do: Convert sheet music accurately to different arrangements. It will not do this.

5-4 for what it explicitly says in the constitution is incredible. They were this close to undoing the civil war entirely. bsky.app/profile/mjsd...

there is no group of people who deserve quasi-suspect class status more than trans people. I swear to god, people need to read Carolene Products. They are a discrete and insular minority with zero political power as evidenced by the fact that they're being attacked left right and center.

Side note: I really appreciate the intersex folks that are being very open about their biology to prove that they exist. There are women that have XY chromosomes and their appearance doesn't deviate from typical female features.

Waiting for the day someone makes a law about transkids not being able to do co-ed high school marching band for [bigoted reason]. Because this is not about "fairness" and "protecting women's sports" This is about restricting a minority group and it's inherently misogynistic!

“The state paid $10 billion to charter schools, and that’s at a direct expense to the money going to public school districts … and now districts are also bracing themselves for the anticipated impact of losing students to private schools.”

PBS Frontline on the adoption industry in Utah. They are coercing vulnerable mothers to sell their babies. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLfV...

Have y'all heard this Choosin' Texas song? It's pretty catchy.

I do think it's funny that Long John Silvers and Capitan Ds uses real malt vinegar and English fish and chip shops don't anymore.

Everyone I worked with at a Texas republican congressional office is married to a man now. This includes the guys.

@slamastack.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DaBsG8a... Ooo that's a fun 3-d print that does nothing lol

@ziibiing.com do you know of a good book of Canadian history from a First Nations perspective?

I have obtained all the magic school bus books for a 5 year old and I'm excited.

Okay I need the IRCC Canadians to be at work tomorrow and sober so they can process my paperwork please.