*Sees the most Catholic person in the world doing the most Catholic thing there imaginable*: goddamn Pagans!

Elon found out Jules Verne wrote about going to the moon 100 years before it happened and wasn't impressed.

Black grapes are the best grapes.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Me asking the same question again because the person didn't tell me the one thing I asked for in their huge long reply.

@aggiejournalist.bsky.social hey what were the kids wearing in the 90s in aggieland?

lolol @moreperfectunion.bsky.social

I don't think it's ever going to rain again.

i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors

Guess who has had to pee every 45 minutes since this?

@jeffreykeese.bsky.social youtu.be/eM1PhyF9ioY?...

Things seem like they are gonna get worse this week.

If you live in these states, your ACA premiums are about to jump: SD - Up 235%
LA - Up 150%
WV - Up 387%
WY - Up 382%
TN - Up 320%
MS - Up 314%
AK - Up 346% Republicans are fighting to make sure this happens to their own constituents.

@gregjstoker.bsky.social i assume y'all don't even have a GPS on y'all's sail boat and are using a Sexton and the stars to guide you.

Ugh when did butter get so expensive

Protein eggos are not good.

Small Luxury I didn't have before that's really nice: Spare eyeglasses. Like I now carry spare glasses with me on trips in case mine get broken so I'm able to function. The times it's happened suck balls. I remember not having them for like a month. ugh.

*screams at something new*

Seems bad!!!!

Seems bad!!

@jeffreykeese.bsky.social we must not forget the Mugdown is still a thing and doing great stuff. mugdown.com/2025/09/25/c...

I got new lace clips for my elastic shoe laces because tying shoes is for babies.

I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were

@jeffreykeese.bsky.social got a new person to vote for. I remember her from last year. she's pretty baller.

Say it often, say it loud: "Overall, research has not supported the common-sense presumption that digital approaches to schooling are better than non-digital alternatives. At the broadest level, widespread computer use in education has been found to be associated with lower student achievement."

Tack strips: is this the best thing we have available for carpets? Just the fun chance of literally stepping on nails?

'out of the three mass shootings today'

as a christian, one thing i love about trump is that he explicitly rejects the teachings of jesus

I don't understand people who ask to come to things and then don't come the next time. If you don't come to your second meeting now your attendance rate is 50% like damn.

Shootings at a restaurant in North Carolina and a church in Michigan this morning. How is this acceptable?

Why do people ruin good videos with the jet 2 holiday sound? It doesn't make sense and the original audio was funny enough as it is. Bring back Vines.

“I miss having someone to cook for, to share things with. But now, my motto is: ‘My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if your presence is sweeter than my solitude.’” www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Next game is a black out and that is just not on the aggie color pallette. I do not own black aggie things. We should do a gray Out game. Everyone wear your gray aggie things! I have so much!

Thankful that Jesus doesn’t love Hugh Freeze 🙏

Fuck you ref.

At least they made Shane Gillis a longhorn fan so they get that albatross and not the Aggies.

I think the Aggies are gonna win and everyone is gonna be mad about it.

Do these uniforms just look really low quality?

@mariel.bsky.social let waffles have friends.

I like this Moss fella.

If the girls are wearing super short body con pleather leather skirts to the game, are they not worried about bending over and flashing everyone? Also just sweat? It's so hot.

Yeah I'm sorry, private and charter school seem so fishy to me. If you're not at a normal public school, I'm assuming your school is s gift somehow. you might as well have sent your kid to learn ABCs at ITT Tech or University of Phoenix. You need to have a marching band and FFA chapter to be real.

It's gotta be an all-time golden age to be doing actual crimes.

Make it cold outside. And rainy.

Affirmative action for conservatives and white nationalists. Kids need to be exposed to really shit opinions too!

I have too many bruises now. Someone is going to be *concerned* I'll tell them my husband did it.

"I should go to the store today and not tomorrow to a kid the aggie game day traffic." *forgets she lives next to a high school in Texas and it's Friday* Oh noooo. This eye of the tiger is good tho as I sit in traffic.

Do y'all just eat borracho beans for lunch or am I a sad person?