Once there was this spider in my bed I got caught up in her web of love and lies. She spun her chains around my heart and soul, never to let go but I survived. Cause I ain't that lonely yet. No I ain't that lonely yet. After you put me through oh I ain't that lonely let. youtu.be/8EOG7UWcThQ?...

FFS. Why are people acting like he's the only person who can be a good senator from Maine. Seriously. He is not special! All he's done is say he supports Medicare for all. Literally any DSA member would say that! The bar is in hell, I swear to God.

BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren has introduced a bill that would allow you to file taxes for free directly with the IRS. The bill has support on both sides of the aisle, and would bring back and expand the free taxing filing program that the Trump administration killed off.

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.

“Now isn’t that something. I can’t even program my VCR. Uh, just one more thing. Can you ask your little computer friend here where it scraped its data on how to dispose of a body and see if it matches this IP address.”

Is Pope Leo XIV the right person to lead the Catholic Church? We asked four evangelicals at a megachurch outside of Nashville.

Ever think about how the pillar of salt thing gets a bunch of references but not much about how Lot's daughters sexually assaulted him to intentionally get pregnant with his sons so he would have a lineage and the Bible was like "yeah sure that was cool!" This was a funny cat picture tho.

I'd say someone buy me this but I'd be too afraid to play it. It costs as much as a bassoon... www.fluteworld.com/product/hayn...

I don't think JD is worth the Pope's time, but I would be interested in watching Stephen Colbert smack him down with the Catechism.

@maybeacrook.bsky.social they did your favorite movie. youtu.be/cheiNoiEaGM?...

It does astound me that there are people in this country who truly believe you cannot get a good education at local public schools. That you have to send your kid to a private school to be anything worthwhile in life. What a strange bubble to be in.

oh wow. a teacher's aide is arrested at her home because an AI security bot accused her of stealing at a Target self check out. She's okay but the stress and money her family had to deal with is ridiculous. These systems just are going to imprison poor people who can't navigate this.

@jeffreykeese.bsky.social arstechnica.com/science/2026...

The problem is that I know way more Gary Allan songs than David Bowie songs.

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

Endless cycle

Sleep well, ducks. youtu.be/O6ZoHdFg_Bs?...

Ope. They canceled the baseball game. Schloss slithers away from getting his ass beat again.

This was a very great beat by beat analysis that shows just how far one maladjusted person got in one morning with asking chatgpt how to effectively commit a mass shooting at his school. It's horrifying. These companies need to be responsible for the deaths they have caused.

He told ChatGPT he was a nazі іncel who wanted to dіe, then asked how many people you’d have to shoot at his school to get on the news. ChatGPT helped him pick his ammo, pick his target, pick the best time for the massacre, and then told him how to use the gun. Then he did. youtu.be/IbG-JGdGniY

@mariel.bsky.social they have a job for you.

All the proclaimed atheists in the replies prove they are the most unfun people ever. Apparently the mystery of faith is where humor is stored.

well this is cool - Mo’ne Davis made her Banana Ball debut pitching for the Indianapolis Clowns (via Banana Ball)

The four Artemis II crew members returned to Houston on Saturday after their historic lunar mission ended Friday. Speaking publicly for the first time since their return, the astronauts grew visibly emotional.

Lol the new Malcolm in the Middle Jamie is in the coast guard and his name tag says "NOLASTNAME"

We should never put ourselves in a position where a degenerate man is mearly *thinking* of running for a position and upon discovery of his degeneracy say "oh no we have to keep him because of the election!" No! Get rid of them! Concequences shouldn't be giving them power!

In his strongest words yet, Pope Leo XIV on Saturday denounced the "delusion of omnipotence" that is fueling the U.S.-Israel war in Iran and demanded political leaders stop and negotiate peace. https://to.pbs.org/4mmmfiB

American Christians when they talk about the Pope

Treble Clef: here are the notes I hope you like them ☺️ Bass Clef: I moved all your stuff, good luck finding anything, Ds are Fs now fuck you

It's kinda funny how someone like JD Vance who lives under the authority of Donald Trump and Pope Leo, only treats one of them as a true authority where their word is the law he should be acting under. And it's not the one you'd think!

I missed this from @phineas.bsky.social when it originally came out but it sure feels relevant at the moment. Also, you can buy this as a print from the artist here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/phin...

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

I don't understand the growth mentality of businesses that they will do it to the point of detriment. What was wrong with meeting your demand and providing a quality service for people at a sustainable price?

As the father of a middle schooler I have seen the rebellion against AI forming there — even using “that’s AI, bro,” not indicating something is literally AI, but that something is metaphorically so — it’s sus, it’s bullshit, it’s bad weird

News from Texas A&M: mugdown.com/2026/03/27/l...

This is catastrophic.

We are not in the "AI era." We are in the "source: trust me, bro" era.

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

@jeffreykeese.bsky.social did you read this? a.co/d/09D902J2

Give the director an award.

I have a lot of confidence that the Roman Catholic Church will be around long after the USA collapses.

For those of you who were curious about what it looks like when a consummate bullshitter gets dementia… now you know.

Okay so. I put a Dr Pepper in the freezer for a minute. And I forgot about it. I got to work and was like shiiiittttt. So I came home and looked and it wasn't exploded but it was still liquid so I flicked it and it did the cool crystal formation thing! So neat! I got lucky!

hey, I don't think tech people are inherently smart at understanding markets or people in general. Like they aren't all stupid, but it doesn't mean they are smart.

@leftistlawyer.com did you see this bird???

Oh hey I forgot to tell y'all but the Commander of the Artemis II Integrity, Reid Wiseman's daughter Ellie is a current student at Texas A&M.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Why is @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social so funny? He really is a great presenter. He's over here coming up with a new hour of stand up comedy every week. Such a smart person. Also we're the same age so that probably helps. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7tN...