I know it’s irrational but I blame Benjamin Knox

Singing their little choo choo song

From hanging out in the work college football Slack channel, the difference between how much Aggies think about UT and how much Horns think about A&M is that the Horns lie about it.

Football is dumb. Get rid of it.

Remember when we missed a field goal earlier? Seems important.

How many things is Arch Manning hawking in these commercials?

Anyone figure out the location and shirt of Ted Cruz today?

Grounding???? They can make those calls??

Hey I thought the government was supposed to serve the people? It's not the mob.

They won't let @travisabc13.bsky.social gig em on the TV. Free Travis.

WHY DOES THIS POOR ASS SCHOOL HAVE A PLASTIC TURF FIELD?

Sound like you would like for someone else to make music! Good news! We have this new product where another person will write, produce and publish new music you've never heard before! It's called normal music!! And it's been around for literally forever!

BTHO t.u. Etc etc

Personally I these white men just need to assimilate to the real Indigenous values of America, responsible stewardship of land & use of resources, cooperative community governance, hospitality, honor of spirit, instead of refusing to relinquish their barbaric European culture, we'd be better off.

I conceded to do his favorite thing which is to sit out in the back yard in the dark because it's cold now.

I'm over here looking st the HEB app for their new sales like a Karen going "tap tap tap, I know y'all just had the biggest sales day of the year but I need you to work on new stuff now"

Eternity was a good movie! Nice to have a cute thing to watch.

I learned "grandiloquent" this year. a lofty, extravagantly colorful, pompous, or bombastic style, manner, or quality especially in language And if you use it to describe someone, you yourself are being grandiloquent.

Putting on Ken Burns American Revolution is like a yule long fire right?

I like having a rival you can outright hate because you're hating them for their *choices* and not for inherent qualities. They *chose* to go to that school and wear that ugly orange. Ew.

Me: "The Confederacy were traitors and their leaders should have been hung as such. I wish I could get out of this backwards land of bigots held back by its hatred and ignorance." Also me: "Who TF you callin' a Yankee?"

8 pm in late November is basically midnight, you sickos.

Yay! Thanksgiving pizza!

There should be Aggie football today. 😞

I have a whole job that has nothing to do with Mike's and I keep up with the news related to his job better. Maybe he should go home.

Just bring her anyway with the team on the field and say fuck you, she's classified and trained as a service animal anyway lol.

Okay I'm gonna go to HEB now and buy chicken wings because I want some tomorrow for my lazy sleep day where I'm still going to cook these wings and do laundry.

@etxgov.bsky.social He's good talking to the youths. But hearing these kids ask questions, it seems like the teens are really looking for guidance from trusted people and they are having a hard time finding it. youtu.be/b26fktNo6ps?...

what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.

Whoop. Also lol there is full 5G out here?? Lol

I don’t really get pecan pie as a concept, but it’s very good at drawing the safeties away from the targets I really wanna hit at dessert

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

Apparently tamu is looking to make New Student Conferences a 1 day event. It's currently a day and a half and it should be three days long. The human mind just cannot take on that much new information. It's making me think of these accelerated education programs and how effective they actually are.

This Ai looking shoe pshhh

I made a cranberry tart.

@etxgov.bsky.social lol Him being Israeli makes sense tho.

Out: Government run grocery stores In: Grocery Store run government.

Israel has violated the U.S.-brokered Gaza ceasefire nearly 500 times in 44 days—killing 342 civilians, including children, women, and the elderly. That's more than 11 violations every single day. The genocide never stopped. Palestinians are still being killed.

Teenagers are fun because you just tell them what to do and they do it.

Thinking of how dangerous it was for autistic kids and adults to be away from their people and how many authoritarians' response to them was prison or worse. They literally nabbed up an autistic boy and instead of helping him, they imprisoned and tried to deport him. THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS.

A mother and her 15 year old autistic son are reunited after nearly 50 days apart. Emmanuel Garcia went missing, and rather than check missing person’s reports, Houston PD called ICE. ICE sent him to the Office of Refugee Resettlement and his mom has been fighting to get him back ever since.

The sharp decline in US teenagers’ aspiration to get married and have kids… …is happening almost entirely among girls, not boys. At some point maybe men will start trying harder to understand that. www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/... | HT @conradhackett.bsky.social @pewresearch.org

Speaking of extension offices, go check out yours! This is my local county extension office's events page. There's food education, agriculture, finances and even crafting for kids. It's state funded so use your tax dollars! calendar.tamu.edu/agrilife/all...

Kyle Field doesn't have things like frozen lemonade and instead just has twisted tea everywhere instead on the student side. IT IS HOT AND I WOULD LIKE A FROZEN TREAT THAT WILL NOT MAKE ME INTOXICATED.

ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web" bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first

The amount of times in business school I had to yell at people to tell them a company was bad but they were like "but line go up, so it's good!" No! Why is line up?! Line will not stay up and will blow up because company is doing crimes!