Yoooo lol ozempic had an ad with John Hodgman and Justin Long?? Do they have contracts together?

I'm too hung up on colors. Someone will be like oh your nails match your pen and my brain is like "nooooo the nails are teal and the pen is turquoise." Just say "haha yeah" idiot.

Okay @texasmonthly.bsky.social this feels rude.

Minneapolis, MN - A native community event near the vigil of Alex Pretti.

I really want to see his mom and brother come get him. They have been tourtured so much. I need him back at home and safe and going back to pre-k. He has to finish learning the alphabet! Sweet Conejito! I am so sorry what our country is doing to you.

Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad. Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️

PHOTOS | The death toll from Israeli forces targeting a residential apartment in Gaza City has risen to 4 Palestinians, including a woman and two children. Others were injured, Shehab News reported.

They really spent three years making you numb to all of this and they are hoping that all those excuses Israel got will be extended to what they are doing to immigrants here.

Pre chopped veggies from the store are soooooo worth it. And I appreciated HEB pricing the peeled garlic at the same price as the chopped garlic. It was just so much easier to dump a a container than to spend so long chopping with my hands hurting and now my fingers don't smell!

Video of today’s Israeli ceasefire on Gaza At least 26 were murdered in these raids

NEW: School hallways are silent. Grandparents patrol outside in shifts. Two more kids taken from Liam Ramos' school. Trump isn't deescalating ICE at all at MN schools. “I stopped wearing my high heels to work. I wear my boots to work because I have had to run." www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-mi...

Don't ever turn your ceiling fan off. The dust will scare you.

Commercial Egg Production Econometrics for Agribusiness 20th Century European History Game Birds and Ornamental Fowl Global Food Policy Archery

Watched Send Help. I did not know it was gonna be that squishy and gross! But good for Rachel McAdams!

TEXAS MONTHLY is wondering (and the whole world is wondering): What's the matter with Texas A&M? #theWholeWorldisWondering #BTHOcensorship

For two years, I've been investigating claims that Texas A&M University has been overtaken by the forces of gay race communism. The truth is a little more complicated: www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

I like how Hooks wrote this. He's showing that there are still Aggies who want the long tradition of accepting people and progressing into the future to happen. The degradation of my university is happening by the powerful who don't understand it.

I swear everything about Little Liam makes me cry. Anyone who is not moved by what has happened to him is heartless and needs to be cast out of our society, much less left to lead it. He is just a sweet little bunny and I am devastated every day what is being done to him by his country.

For Liam.

Why if a company primarily works via phones they have such shitty telecommunication quality???? It's so quiet or the sound goes in and out or there's a delay! Come onnnnn.

Catherine O'Hara wasn't allowed to die!

This is also true

NYC is gunning for the Government Finance Officers Association new revamped budget award with all these cool videos.

Too bad he never got to meet Aunt Unity and her bestie Adolf.

just choked on my beverage

I don't think it's a good sign when your anti-fascist and anti-war songs are still relevant. But a banger anyway. youtu.be/dsnuOZyogxA?...

Next they will ban murder!

Worst generation imo. Like ffs y'all didn't even have anything bad happen to you. DON'T YOU DARE SAY BEING A LATCH KEY KID WAS TRAUMATIC WE ALL DID THAT.

I bought a toy mail truck because it makes me happy. Also stamps with the NGDV on them.

have you noticed all the old football players who didn't professionally football well all go into real estate? I'm starting to think that a lot of real estate is run by people who don't know what else to do.

Fly free, big guy

making your own trailmix is great because you can say FUCK OFF ALMONDS and not have almonds in it. fucking almonds.....

Virginians: 15 months ago, my mom used Medical Aid in Dying when the pain of pancreatic cancer became too much. It gave her so much peace to know she wouldn’t need to suffer. Everyone should have that comfort if they want it. Please email your legislators and urge them to pass MAID in VA! (1 of 2)

Who's the official cig sponsor for the upcoming LA games

I need to learn to stop fighting wearing socks in bed because the cold feet are keeping me awake.

just called ai "the mediocrity machine" in a meeting and the tech bro is shaking a finger at me and twitching so hard he can't even plug what's happening into the machine so it can tell him how to respond

Make sure you go outside today.

The @usdot.bsky.social, which oversees the safety of airplanes, cars and pipelines, plans to use Google Gemini to draft new regulations. “We don’t need the perfect rule,” said DOT’s top lawyer. “We want good enough.”

what? my congressman is doing something not 100% terrible?????

all the ice is melting and it sounds like it's raining outside lol

Look at me on the professional supply lines. Find me at Menard's later.

Houston, don’t ever change.

It's obviously good that citizens with smartphones can create multiple records of these shootings and undercut propaganda and government lies about them. But I find it a little deranging that being an informed news consumer in 2026 requires watching what are essentially snuff videos in slow-mo.

I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength

I do think the local bicycle shop declaring They Can’t Kill Us All does mean this is shifting Into a new gear.

Love to Minneapolis tonight. 💙💙💙💙💙

Tonight, my Minneapolis neighborhood gathered on street corners and in our local park to mourn Alex Pretti. This is our FOURTH vigil in eight months. No community should have to go through what we're going through.