This is absolutely. batshit. insane. And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...

Email address really says [email protected] I'm dying

Bills offensive line tonight

vaxxed??????

Holy shit a talking volcano

New HHS guidance

I love Mike Elko

Adding this to me "mascots being detained" image folder.

The @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social has inspired the concept of diamond birds: when you never let up on the hatin and flip those birds forever

Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days

i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

a teddy bear can’t have hobbies now? this country is cooked!

This was just nasty from Amen, hits Mobley with the double cross as soon as he turns his hips and it is all over with Thompson's athleticism.

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

wanna start your grill like it’s an sr-71

Plastic surgeons wrestle with requests for ‘Mar-a-Lago face’: ‘You’re going to look like Maleficent’

Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit

How are Aggies across the country doing? Texas A&M still perfect on the season, followed by Delaware Valley and UC Davis.

Her first film will be g rated

Huge @tinanguyen.bsky.social scoop: Trump is preparing to try and ban all state AI laws, going so far as having Brendan Carr’s FCC pull rural broadband funds from states that try to regulate AI www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

The @edsbs.bsky.social Scorpion joke on today's Fullcast was a thing of beauty.

I got approval to install solar panels at work. Turns out the roof needs repairs. Now they're telling me that *my* project budget needs to pay to fix the roof. Like bitch I didn't let the roof get ruined

30 Rock-ass Reality

this one’s still my favorite

Lately both LSU and Florida’s fanbases have been speculating about a visor-wearing, offensive playcalling guru head coach leading their teams this season. With a servant’s heart, I made some Photoshops of what that might look like! I hope everyone enjoys them!

"misleading" it literally doesn't produce fentanyl! it's not misleading, it's a lie!

Growing up my favorite show was The X-Files, and my Dad, an FBI agent, strongly objected to the premise not because of aliens but because "there's no way the dumb motherfuckers above me could pull off that cover-up." That and Mulder's gratuitous travel budget

Holy fucking hell. Just handing all your personal financial info to the data scraping thieves seems insane.

Sometimes Jimmi Pickles gets bored when I’m working and I’ll look up and she’s just in some random place

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Good morning Verb, wherever you are

Listen........

Really settling into my midlife bullshit, watching Ken Burns films on PBS and reminded of this…almost 200 years later and it’s the same shit.

Methodology

I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott

Not on Arkansas at all, it was a made basket so no reason for Winthrop to need to hang onto that ball to pull him down. Winthrop on the floor pulls down his own teammates leg, pulling them BOTH down, and main W guy kicks Arkansas btwn his legs too. He had it coming and got off easy

Pluribus is such a weird show and I am *fascinated*

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

"Everybody in ICE goes to The Hague" is going to be the moderate view by 2028

I'm probably Virgil Malloy aka Casey Affleck's character

ADAM: oh look the McRib is back EVE: stop calling me that

Lightning delays suck but this nifty little hurdle for a TD from Duncan Brune doesn’t

The opioid crisis the Sackler family intentionally began costs the United States roughly $4 trillion a year.

i will kind of accept this from some random person who barely pays attention. ben shapiro though? he's just lying

lol i am so fucking high i thought this said nicki minaj is speaking at the united nations on behalf of trump

Looked up sec championship tiebreaker scenarios to remind myself that sadness is still possible

People logging back into Bluesky for the first time in a year