photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

My favorite part about the Olympic torch is that it lets you imagine a cool, alternate reality where we all still carry torches and they look all cool and modern and chic like that

Ahahhahaha choke on it pigface

Columbus Clippers alternate branding night where they go by the Building Crashers, wearing a logo on their caps with the back end of a car hanging out of a hole in a brick wall

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.

Billie Eilish: "No one is illegal on stolen land"

Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/

Also saw the greatest plate I’ve ever seen in a thrift store, I think this should be our new national motto

Ice out

I love when Sabrina Carpenter

[Humphrey Bogart voice] we'll always have dirty franks

DAMB - dashare.zone ADMIN

FIND YODA WIN CASH

Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts

The snow is one (1) dachshund high

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Summer 2025 edition

they summarily executed a fucking nurse in the street and the best i’m hearing from our senators is “get ICE in check”

ICE agents are America's failures, basically indistinguishable from lazy school shooters, losers who want to play Call of Duty on our streets against people who can't fight back. They have unlimited ammo and toss tear gas like they're pressing L1. They have to be defunded and jailed. All of them.

It’s not enough to say Abolish ICE. It’s not enough to vote no on ICE funding. It’s not enough to confront Kristi Noem or Greg Bovino with Stern Words. If you are a leader, what are you doing to protect your community? How are you using your power, privilege, and position to confront this threat?

We started Pluribus today and the Rick Steves namedrop in the third episode just hit me like the sweetest drug you can imagine

📖 2026 book thread 🧵

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

stand for the flag / kneel for the cross

"We're all trying to find the marsupial who did this!"

At this risk of giving them the attention they want, I need Rocket Money to know how much I hate them solely on the grounds of how cheap and ugly their ads are

While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →

me again

The latest collab between the Ohio D1 hockey team and the 614 Hockey brand is a Marching 110 alternate jersey for this weekend!

In my first post of the year I talk about fear, anxiety, and how the allure of certainty and control through technology is harming us all. houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/your-need-...

I love spending way too much time crafting a Letterboxd review that’s basically only for me and my own de facto movie diary

We are snacking on radishes and carrots in 2026. We are rabbitmaxxing.

I desperately need every pigeon and goose to know I am their friend

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

The Pitt is already so back

Courtois is one of my favorite Soccer Dudes thanks to his Crew 2 head coaching tenure, and with how much I already know I’m gonna love Rydström based on all the vibes he gives off, I am SO excited for this new Crew era

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

Added color-coded subtitles so the hearing-impaired can enjoy this absolutely wonderful internet classic

It’s no coincidence that the ICE goon who shot and killed Renee Good in Minneapolis was creating content up until he drew his gun. www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

🚨 Matt Calvert mentioned 🚨 which means I have an obligation to share that I have the goal puck from his iconic shorthanded game-winner he scored while looking like a Civil War soldier with that huge bandage on his head

By the great @annienocenti.bsky.social Daredevil #283 (1990)

Ohio was down by 17 points at the half against EMU but won the game on this bonkers buzzer beater from Jackson Paveletzke

I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"