Wait, no no no, not like that!

D&D has released an official statblock for Jimothy

Intriguing news on this ROBOCOP series, as Peter Ocko from the beloved, cancelled-way-too-soon LODGE 49 is showrunning. High hopes... deadline.com/2026/07/robo...

The analogy doesn't hold at all, Will. There are annoying assholes in every bar -- dive bars, fancy lounges, the best bar on Earth, even your own personal favorite bar. But if they aren't Nazis, then what the heck are you even talking about. Come on.

“Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your suit!”

This is Ron Johnson erasure.

I like how this sounds like it is being narrated by Nandor from WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS.

"Not the warmest of receptions" - Rebecca Lowe

Muppets?

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The Spanish national team is staying in my town in Jersey and every local restaurant has decided the best thing to do is post gross AI-created images of the team “visiting” their spot

it’s coming home

This game is drunk.

Loving these two pissed off messy bitches going at each other (England-France)

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

I resisted this new season of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON for awhile, mostly because I can't recall for the life of me who anyone is, they all have the same stupid hair and same stupid names. But damnit this is good stuff, even if I still can't figure out who anyone is or what side they're on.

This Michael Tracey situation is a full-on Jacob's Ladder Scenario — he was killed in the summer of 2017 by Maxine Waters and these are his prolonged, pathetic death throes.

Truly as important and correct a plot omission as the Minions avoiding Hitler.

Lord forgive me but it was absolutely Lynch's DUNE. I was like 12 years old and never been more excited for something that sucked so bad.

What is the deal with airplane food, amirite?

more impressive than it sounds. it was a crowded field.

Is this bad? It seems bad.

“Loser #1? Let me talk to Loser #2"

Beginning to think Ossoff has the juice. Both online and real world.

also, often, a shark.

hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe

CALIFORNIA SPLIT is the one for me. As a bonus, it also manages to be an iconic Reno, NV movie.

Sports! Andres Cantor wellness check pls

I think the water's fine, all the normie Dems can jump in now.

"It's time to release a grizzly bear onto the pitch."

the sobriety mutilator

Explosive revelation from Dr. Oz.

This is really going to dent the Ozempic industry. Why buy a drug to give you explosive diarrhea when the government givin it to you for free?

This is important to understand and internalize. Once you know it, it kinda rewires your political brain.

widely acknowledged to be the nation's dumbest Senator (non-Tuberville division).

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Sooooo excited and honored that YOU are our shepherd, Dave. I’ve no doubt it’s going to be what the fans have been waiting for and the definitive account of my papa’s amazing life & career.

Old Bay x Orioles Hawaiian shirt? Yes, Old Bay x Orioles Hawaiian shirt.

Great wedding ring or the GREATEST wedding ring?

Melanie is a real one. A beautiful tribute.

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we effectively cured AIDS and have a pancreatic cancer vaccine that just passed phase 1 trials

hell of a footnote

Hell yeah. It's just me and you now, sport. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fywN...