If you’re ever wanting a movie where you identify the major assholes in the first 3 min and hope you will witness their demise, The Beekeeper with Jason Statham is made for you. My guys bald noggin didn’t have a scratch til the final boss…cinema

I’ve been sober long enough now that I sometimes forget how many years and have to do the math. (Also, old) But I haven’t forgotten what burn at the back of the throat feels like. I’ll probably never understand why my brain doesn’t ever think about booze 95% of the time, but when it does…ODAAT

It took a good 30 min of internal debate before “treat yourself” ended the discussion🥴

This is elite

American fast food is trash and Asian food is elite?? I agree with this fuckface for once?

GOD. DAMN. This Louisiana man fucking COOKED like I’ve seen very few people cook before.

John fetterman might be a bigger piece of shit than any of the maga turds when you really think about it

Cool thing about WFH is I can throw a brisket on the smoker at 5am and have an elite bbq sammich for dinner after a full day

Thinking about putting some political stickers on my truck for the first time🤔

They get in the way more than anything

I’m not gonna pay a lot for this muffler

A state that redraws its legislative maps before every election to maximize advantage for the incumbent party is not a democracy or a republic and in any case obviously violates the guarantee clause, among many others. No country does this. No country ever thought of doing this. It is a total farce.

I’m really starting to think maybe I should encourage my kids to not go to college

Ag secretary confirming 1 in 4 US farmers has no fertilizer secured, American Farm Bureau survey says up to 70% can’t afford enough fertilizer for the season under the spiked costs Honestly shocked this isn’t bigger news. 25% of farms are just not planting at all this season. Farm bankruptcy up 46%

This graph is astonishing. The people that bang on about “natural birth” and “women have been doing this forever without help” need to be forced to stare at this until their eyes water.

Loving reminder from the Muppets that your compassion for others and desire for a better world is never a bad thing even if it feels most people disagree

These motherfuckers have no shame

Personally I think we should turn the rhetoric up

Made the kids breakfast. More accurately I made myself breakfast and enough for them to have some too

The woman gives 80 million dollars to NPR and we can't say her name?

If you told me 4 weeks ago we’d go 5-0 against Texas and lsu I’d ABSOLUTELY BELIEVE YOU BECAUSE THOSE ARE BUM ASS PROGRAMS GET OFF MY TV

Opening Disney+ on Sunday morning to be greeted by Roman Reigns felt like a quick acid trip

WHO IS BOOKING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ CRUISE???

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet

I guess if you don’t have the girth to fill out a 7” inseam you resort to nonsense like this? Not me no sir

First college tour with the boy. Let’s see what this place has to sell him…

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

“The Pope should stay out of politics!” Okay, then you should keep the Ten Commandments out of our public schools and keep your theology away from legislation about individual healthcare decisions, climate change, and social welfare programs.

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Good morning to everyone except Jim schossnagle, I hope you were up all night with violent stomach cramps and there’s a scorpion in both your shoes

Only an hour and 15 minutes between these two scenes. I fucking LOVE space travel man it's so fucking cool

Best Picture 2026

Death, taxes, Freddy Couples under par at Augusta

Front towards enemy headass

I wish peloton had a chat feature so I can talk shit to the dorks with hashtag maga in their profile. Or let me give the finger in lieu of the high five. I lapped that bum💅

hey if you think you're mad now just wait til tomorrow morning when we find out who all made money off this

You ever think about how Dick Van Dyke is 112 years old and waited until he was like 93 to marry a lady who is thicker than zoo glass? Man had a century to find a thick wife then he finds one and might live forever.

His circle is full of assholes like Stephen miller what exactly do you think they are going to do?? Good post tho

Congress is so funny. The world could be blown to smithereens and half of them would be like not sure this is a kitchen table issue.

If you voted for him I hope it haunts you for the rest of your damn life. You know what you did and why you did it.

So freaking cool

The Artemis II crew proposed naming a moon crater after Commander Reid Wiseman’s late wife Carroll, who lost her life to cancer 😭

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

Idk man. Maybe we should invest all the bombing schools money into cool science shit instead.

Seems like common sense tbh

The Usual Suspects (1995)

I only do it with an asterisk. I’ve never been to Michigan but I’ve been in the Detroit airport

Today my niece showed me her 60 day sobriety chip and thought I’d be proud of her. We haven’t had a super close relationship but she gave me a big hug that will carry me thru the week. 2765th day sober was a very good one❤️