Made pizzas tonight and decided to use one of the crusts for a s’mores pizza and folks…

Need to kick in some NIL money for a kicker asap

I see some commotion about poetry that I’m not going to investigate, angst over college football (couldn’t be me💅) and I’m over here irrationally mad about the hallmark cowboy wearing a straw hat in the winter. You never know what folks are going thru, be kind😀

I want the confidence to submit a loan application for a $450k house and upload bank statements with $0.10 and -$33.00 as current balances.

Really settling into my midlife bullshit, watching Ken Burns films on PBS and reminded of this…almost 200 years later and it’s the same shit.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Thugs

I miss him sometimes

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? Damn right I had 2 twelves behind the seat of my single cab truck

New fake beer alert. Yes, I genuinely like(d) IPAs and this taste like a good and hoppy IPA. Two thumbs up

And then????

Turned it off at halftime to protect my peace and kept it off. You’re welcome 🫡

They know their base is dumb as shit.

"This could take down Democrats, too." I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office. Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

It would be the ultimate way to honor the movement and go out just like Adolph did. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Not my best…but it’ll do for a Monday🫡

Happy Big Meat Monday to those who celebrate 🫡

For how much they love money, this is crazy

Fitting for our first cold front night. This one is pretty dang good for a fake dark. Cheers, gang🫡

Therapy session was well timed this morning. Bros, I can’t recommend regular therapy enough and really wish I started sooner….and that my dad had access when he was younger. Shit is hard but the alternative is terrifying. Take care of your mentals and your chickens🙏

Now THIS is what sports should be all about. Dodgers fans, you rock! 😍

dumb and cruel, the two words that best describe the president of the united states. if i get three it’s vain, dumb, and cruel.

Good morning to the college football fans who haven’t seen their team lose this year. Coffee tastes better, don’t it?

Having a team that you can count on to put 30 on the board doesn’t suck

For Marcels accuracy issues, he’s so much improved from last year

Lololololololol

This one’s pretty good

I’ve been having a strong urge to have some coldbeers in a fun sports bar lately. Hard to replicate that without the buzz. I told this to a friend and the response was, “let’s go, I’m in” I don’t think they’ll be anyone’s sponsor😃

This time next week I’ll be watching football in our new home with my parents and siblings and I’m so excited I can’t stand it

I'd turn the game off if that Missouri fumble happened to me while playing

Holy shit what a play

I need an analytical nerd to come up with a stat to show how much a team really hated the coach that just got fired based on their first game under the interim guy

Why I don’t gamble🥴

Having a football team with big things to play for is miserable

I hate the line in our game but the over feels right. Gut says 30-20 Ags win

I know what ‘woke up hungover and forgot to make my gameday sign’ looks like

1.This is not the only known example we know of ChatGPT cheering on a vulnerable young person to die by suicide, this time it is a recent Texas A&M grad 2. Every single university that has invited OpenAI into our midst should be asked to account for their choices. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

It’s silly to me how people are worried about CFP rankings when Tournament of Champions All Star Christmas kicked off this week. Did I make my own rankings before the bracket was released? Maybe

I’ve never met anyone who doesn’t hate this guys guts.

You get what you put in🤷🏻‍♂️

100% of?????? I’m so tird

IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.

Trying my hand at birria tacos for the first time. Decent

Wish y’all could smell this picture

After all that, the street is clean. Impressive

Canceled yesterday. Was already paying for the espn app

My street is kinda nuts on Halloween.

Oh... i'm well versed in this... establishing dominance ... she's the alpha

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.