Alabama didnt have a meaningful regular season THIS YEAR

He played in a NBA game 3 weeks ago fuck all the way off with this bullshit

Speech has never been freer! Not performing for the president is now illegal.

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

"love your neighbor" doesn't stop at the subdivision gate

In a world full of Grandpa Joe’s Be a Tiny Tim

80s car salesman: *slaps roof of car* this baby here can fit so much distorted memories as convenient psychological coping mechanism for your rage, rage against the dying of the light

Blitzen is going for the sack record this Christmas. Put some respect on his name.

Show me how your 2025 went

I hate to break it to you but Tiny Tim did in fact, die. Unless he was enlisted by one of the Crusade knights to guard the grail. Then he might still be alive.

Henry Heth, July 1, 1863

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

There will be no wistful longing for Klein

This is why I dont trust happiness. I never have.

LBs havent been gap sound all year.

Im looking for Leveon Moss

RUN THE BALL (not with 22)

I need Leveon Moss

Woman comes to US at age 6. Graduates nursing school. Work permit. No criminal record. Snatched and imprisoned by ICE for 6 months now. About to be forced back to Honduras. A life destroyed and one less nurse. Merry Christmas. www.nola.com/news/educati...

Ryan Williams

That may be the worst flag Ive ever seen. In the Hall of Fame

You could never get away with thatsoft RPO shit against Saban

The DPI on an underthrown ball is an abomination

Get rid of targeting. Change it to unnecessary roughness/personal foul. Two in a game youre gone. Cumulative 3 over 3 games, you’re suspended for a game

Someone should write a “We Didnt Start The Fire” but just with the events of the first year of his second term

going into 2026 like…

Scripture says you can’t love God and hate other people. You can’t love God and abuse the immigrant. You can’t love God and bully the outcast. You can’t love God and oppress the poor. In the face of a neighbor, we glimpse the face of God.

Why? What happened?!

One of the great failures of contemporary political news coverage in a lot of media is the unspoken principle that no violation of norms or decency by Trump is really news, worthy of sustained attention, unless it also upsets people who love him. It isn't "not taking the bait"; it's sleepwalking.

every sports broadcaster: a 44-year-old, a philip rivers, a man who sees the grim reaper nigh, will play quarterback for the indianapolis colts this weekend, and he will clearly die due to his ancient bones and heart me, a 40-year-old: hey man what the fuck

Hoosier Daddy Hoosier Baby Hoosier Buddy Hoosier Friend

Texas A&M really is the needle Lose to them? FIRED IMMEDIATELY Beat them? REDEMPTION OF THE YEAR

A true riches to riches story

Better than any joke I could possibly write

I choose to believe that Will Emerson is the descendant of Dr. Stephen Maturin

If you asked LSU they’d say he still hasnt been fired

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

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Michigan Head Coach Jeff Brohm

Biff Poggi cant be a real name. The simulation is running out

Genuinely impressed at how effective these guys are at finding Dumb Bullshit to make it look like they’re working

Should do this year’s Heisman like the Baseball HoF when there’s no qualifying candidates. Just no inductee this year