Touched it.

A wwII/weather movie? The dads may not be able to handle the excitement.

Hotdog “toppings” should actually go under the dog.

After seeing all the airport stuff, I gotta ask, does TSA pay really well? Great benefits? Given how often they end up the volleyball in govt shutdowns why would anyone want to work for TSA? Is it the entry point for something better I’m not familiar with?

His long con has paid off

I would have to file for divorce if my spouse wanted to send our kids BACK to a camp where 27 children died the previous year.

Certified master pillow expert.

That’ll play

He might never win it all but he’s a damn good coach and that’s more than you could say for basically any other coach in vols mbb

Virginia is for lov(*)ers *s

HBO’s tournament interface is really nice

Can confirm, three hours of sleep after many beers and whiskeys is in fact not enough sleep.

It begins.

Polished off the Heaven Hill waiting on Mrs. NPF to get home from girls night. Better charge the apple watch.

Has anyone said The Bible?

Finally saw enough of these takes. 10:40 matinee on Monday, here we come. Wonder if I can sneak a whole breakfast burrito in to the theater…

LETS FUCKING GO

Sailors haven’t seen it go in and out like this since Nik’s mom was working the docks.

No one tell Nik that Nebraska did something that brought us all joy.

Kevin’s been listening to Southern Rock Opera

About to “do a gluttony” as we say with these ricotta dumplings wife made for dinner.

Not sure this is the worst Tennessee Sports collapse ever but, given what the Lady Vols should be it’s hard to think of a worse one.

Look, It’s no @podkatt.bsky.social set-up but it’ll do.

Officially alpha dad in the 5yo’s class. One of the kids got their sticky gecko stuck to the ceiling and the other two dads at pick-up couldn’t reach it.

Sorry Redhawks. Thanks for pissing off Bruce Pearl, y’all are real ones.

Poor renewal by Anderson bebe is going all in on this quote pitch and I don’t have the heart to tell him he was out as soon as he gave us a number.

Sock, shoe, sock, shoe is the correct order.

Wfh rules are rules. Double BEC on toast.

Evergreen

Oh hell yeah, finally made it to “sunglasses are a scam and actually cause you to get sunburned” internet.

Yay March!

Lady Vols National Title confirmed.

Should’ve known Wisconsin wasn’t prepared for elevation, the highest point in the state is literally a hill.

Feels like a great day to have a torta for lunch.

For winging it at 11pm while also watching Monarch, this is actually not bad.

Bracket accountability post, zero thought, 100% vibes.

College football come on down, we’re fixing this shit.

We have always been at war with Miami (OH)

Saddest, loser shit I’ve ever seen.

If you’re not an elite level guitar player you shouldn’t need to switch guitars between every song.

American associated baseball players and former players just keep making it easier and easier to root against the team.

Unrelated to Christina’s OP here, but I love when a company that makes one thing realizes they can reverse their concept and make a completely unrelated thing.

Haven’t seen anyone choose “L” but that’s the one that immediately jumped out.

Making lunch a 2-hour window as opposed to one hour would be a such a tiny concession that employers could make and probably vastly improve employees happiness.

Oh look, something to not be embarrassed about. Between this and Mayes telling people that AZ’s stand your ground laws could lead to people shooting at ICE agents I gotta say I’m ok with casting that vote again.

Fine.

Bristol Motor Speedway

Stop taking about Skenes like he’s an actual fighter pilot i swear to god.

LOL what a load of shit