Now that’s a bowl of fries for the table.

Is it just me or does Chicharito look whole hell of a lot like Greg McElroy?

Trying to salvage the monstera so we took it out of soil and made a “fountain” planter.

Spinach artichoke dip hits so hard and I always forget that until I have spinach artichoke dip

Jackass solves male loneliness. Oh great I’m crying over sack taps for like the 5th time this weekend.

It really is amazing how “conservative Christians” stated goal is peace in the Middle East to bring back Jesus yet they CONTINUOUSLY elect assholes that start new wars there.

Literally every clip you see of these guys, especially Knoxville & Steve-O, is nothing but them praising each other and talking about how much they love each other. I’m starting to think having them as models of masculinity played a huge role in how I turned out.

Sturgill ain’t wrong.

When you found out 2026 was apparently a “full bush summer”

Unlocked regular status at the grocery store today when one of the leads waved me down to an empty check-out line that wasn’t even open.

Get stoned and see what weird shit you come up with. There, now you don’t have to read this.

Let’s rewatch the previous dragon show season before starting the newest dragon show season.

Night swim? Night swim.

This is perfect. And yes, jackass should be the lefts answer to the manosphere.

And now we get Iran/Egypt in the official Pride Match.

More like Ur a gone

Whew buddy the heat really got to the 5yo this week and he is exhausted. Parents calling a dinner audible and calling leftovers night* at the line of scrimmage. *there’s mac n cheese in the fridge

Once the NFL said no, no other league was going to touch him because every league hopes the NFL will ask them to prom so they can’t make them mad. He needs to just go to treatment, go on a speaking circuit to warn high schoolers about gambling, get ready for April ‘27.

Oh buddy they open this with the footage from the big brother article that made Knoxville famous

I’ll vote for whoever outlaws commercials that aren’t previews before a movie.

Ok, sign me up for the “mobster and black man terrorize the klan” movie. Yes, the one with bad make-up mark whalberg.

Oh hell yes, streetfrighter movie

They’re make a casual sex purge movie?

Oh shit terminator 2 getting a re-release for its anniversary.

Nothing screams “middle-age millennial dude” like going to see the Jackass movie at 9:15am.

Test running the trazodone on the dog today ahead of next weekend so pup is about to be real high

Haha, yup this feels like the USMNT I’m used to watching.

Wow, didn’t realize @stevengodfrey.bsky.social was coaching Türkiye on top of phantom island & the yahoo show.

Obviously we didn’t NEED to start our A-squad tonight but there’s at least a smidge of “DO NOT QUESTION MY DECISIONS” from Poch after this.

Need our second squad to take that turkey goal personally.

Trying my best to make @actioncookbook.com proud by adding to the kitchen gadgets collection.

13? We need a derogatory name for this group playing off bakers dozen.

Is this the logo for the dude who bowled a 300 on 9/11

OVER THE (THIN BLUE) LINE

The Pin Blue Line.

Uhm… bowlers lives matter?

Burrito and big coffee kind of morning. Someone let Verb know we’re carrying on the traditions.

It’s got something spicy in it, like mustard maybe.

More time for him to devote “dem lsu tiggahs” Congrats LSU friends.

Gonna plant a flag on if he fights this he doesn’t even get as much as an UDFA offer.

Baton Rouge & BR-adjacent folks, I just heard the craziest lore about about Blue Bayou water park.

Discussed it with him this morning and 1yo officially accepted the promotion offer to become 2yo.

Is Congo DR a doctor IN the Congo or a doctor FOR the Congo?

Just for like five minutes, please.

Ghana

Dads of bluesky, if Goo Gone and a scraper isn’t doing the trick, what’s the next step?

GET YOUR BOOMER DAD OFF FACEBOOK IMMEDIATELY.

So he’s gonna drain it, seal all the plumbing off, and then just fill it with water dyed blue which he’ll immediately forget about and leave behind a pool of stagnant water.

Love when you get a gift card to local butcher the day before they start a freezer sale so you get a couple whole ducks, whole chickens, marinated-half chickens all for $95 of not your money.

Go Blue* Be sad