Oh we talking about Pitt this morning?

Look Aggies, Las Cruces is lovely and the one time y’all came to Tucson you drank every drop of beer we brought to the game so you seem like a lovely bunch. But, we need a get right game before these last two and you just happen to have accepted the check.

You’ll never see a dude more pleased with himself than the guy in this video at the end.

Strawberry Woman

Oh, oh no birbs with teef

When the bar has a milk stout called Hoodie Season you really don’t have a choice.

Narduzzi sitting his starters cause this isn’t an ACC game and doesn’t matter.

Definitely not acting like every old, senile, rich person in every movie ever.

This would absolutely be the funniest outcome to the “well what if bill clinton is in the files?” gotcha that GOPs try to use.

States shouldn’t exist.

Holiday vacations submitted. A total of 5 vacation days used to get a nine-day vacation and then two four-day weekends to end/begin the year.

Thinking it’s time I started hiding those little button battery cricket noise makers in peoples offices at work.

If Trump is serious about keeping the Epstein files secret he’ll veto the funding bill.

Y’all, who’s got that ULM mentioned meme handy? @sickoscommittee.org?

He’s done it* again, folks. *made us all regret being able to read

Love to find out in real time which team members A) don’t actually read emails and B) need over the top hand holding to execute even the simplest task.

Absolutely can not wait to hear @stevengodfrey.bsky.social & @rossdellenger.bsky.social talk about this. It’s gonna be like your two uncles telling stories about the shit they did growing up.

For all their recent issues, raw dogging an OG good brand hoodie is still elite.

I swear yall, I’ve held my tongue EVERY TIME but if grandad ghosts this hockey practice that he told the 5yo he was gonna come to to watch him im not gonna lose my shit.

Oooooo whoever is running this scam deserves [redacted]

A thing people who have never lived in actually cold places don’t realize is you gotta work your way up to the parka. If sub-50 is parka weather, you’re done for in Jan/Feb when it’s actually cold.

Highly recommend some November baseball when it’s 70° at night.

Hell yeah giant wolfhound on the patio at the dinner spot.

Ortiz was gonna make 820k next year. Clause signed a $20M contract in 2022. You can’t fix stupid.

Beat 4-6 Southern team, move up a spot. Beat #20 ranked B1G team, move down a spot. AP, what yall doin?

Put a Nittany Lion on there and let @treblaw.bsky.social warm his beer while he wears/drinks it.

Ah shiiiiiiiit. Baby got the bustelo.

Grocery store had egg nog. So now I have egg nog to use in place of creamer.

ACC Coastal

Oh ESPN app has quad box, we’re cooking with @miamurphy.net’s favorite grease.

Roast and carrots over mashed potatoes, cast iron cornbread, local porter.

TBC, it’s fuck DJ Durkin forever, but if he could crush Vandy’s playoff dream before we play them that’d be great.

Ok parents, friends gave all the kids gift baskets at their Halloween party. Said basket included silly string. I need an equal yet different “annoying” thing to put in holiday cookie gift baskets? Go.

Booger literally gave Oregon credit for handling the cold and rain, “something they don’t get in Eugene.” Get him off tv.

Welcome to Rocky Top, Cam.

Freeze-less Auburn putting the nail in Diego’s playoff coffin would be chefs kiss.

Putting Noles/tigers & gators/cayuts on the outside TV’s. Otherwise known as a call for help. Otherwise otherwise known as real sicko hours

Sorry about that Hoosier, I won’t watch anymore games until champ weekend.

Zebras always gotta make it about themselves.

Still a little Big Game James in the walls, gonna have to tent and fumigate the whole program.

Put that picture next to the Penix pylon dive in Hoosier history

YOOOOOOOO

Big punter did big punt at the wrong time

Crooked letters roast for dinner tonight.

Guess I’ll actually watch Indiana for the first time this year

Figured out why Toronto lost the World Series.

Had em right where you wanted them for that first quarter, Clanga

Reminder from your local grocery dad, start picking up your Thanksgiving supplies now during your weekly grocery run. It’ll spread the cost out, let you avoid the panic buying, and give you first pick.

Look that’s definitely a phrase you should run by the internet first.

That’s what she said!