… we learned during Covid the nurses might be one of the highest maga per capita fields.

Damn good stick right here

Have spent multiple hours a kids soccer tournament the past two days and not a single child kicking a ball around tried to nutmeg me. I fear the kids may not be alright.

There’s a video going around of Carson Beck saying he didn’t have classes this week because he graduated two years ago. He still has to be enrolled as a grad student right, RIGHT?!

Hoody of a young child at skating this morning reads “Cuttin Nuts & Brandin Butts”

The compromises you make when you just need to get out the door.

BOISE PLAY!

I know “Chip on their shoulder” & “Who wants it more” & “no one believed in us” are all tropes but 1) it’s INDIANA & 2) a not insignificant number of their players started at JMU.

18mo & 5yo 7am-8:30: Cartoons and breakfast 9-10:30: 5yo sport practice/grocery shopping 11-1:00: lunch/play/chaos 1-3:30: 18mo naps, 5yo plays/“rests” 3:30-5: ALL THE CHAOS 5-6:30: baths 6:30: dinner 7-8: pre bed playing, attempt to calm down 8-9:30: 18mo then 5yo bedtime

Ok yeah, $15 was a fair price.

Out here trying to find @thequeso.bsky.social

Yall ever had your significant other admit they were wrong about something they said FIVE YEARS AGO?! What a great day.

This is such an incredible picture, infuriating and incredible.

Glochids, so many glochids

“In any case” YOU CANT HAND WAVE AWAY FASCISM YOU USELESS SENTIENT BAG OF BONES

The Alliance-ass board and he is the PAC12

Dammit. I really need the niners to not make the Super Bowl.

I still think a viral post on Bluesky should be called a blukkake.

Ladies is thumbs too

His kids is a LB in next years senior class, I see you Brent Venables.

To say a bit what people’s lives are like: both of my kids’ schools have chats that are connected to the parents and neighbors patrolling school grounds observing for ICE. Every a.m. other parents monitor them in case we need to quickly go to the school to help prevent a child from being kidnapped.

Every dem that gets a microphone put in their face should sound like this guy.

Ah shit. Just realized we’re gonna get an absolutely horrific ICE Super Bowl ad.

AI finally coming for @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social’s moms job.

kentucky running off cal

Ma’am, this is 8U practice, let’s bring it down a notch.

Going to Minnesota now has me completely convinced that if they decide to come to AZ it’s gonna be in July/August and we’re gonna get videos of them dropping from heat every day.

Bro, they are closing schools because teachers need time to make virtual options for non-white students because lawless federal paramilitaries are terrorizing them.

Bring back Game Genie

When he uses Dude Wipes

stop scrolling, post two characters who bring you happiness

Whelp, pissed mom off because I *checks replay* suggested she not use her hands to get grated parmesan out of the container.

ACE Hardware, as usual, should be your first stop for all your home and yard needs.

Tell me you’re home with a sick toddler without telling me.

Nah he caught one reception for six feet.

Dammit. Handymen of America, all I’m asking for is plausible deniability that you’re not a complete J6 sympathizer.

IF YOU WANT THE 18 MONTH OLD TO LIKE/GET TO KNOW YOU YOU HAVE TO SPEND COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF TIME AROUND HIM. HE ISNT GOING TO WARM UP TO YOU IN 10-15 MINUTE INCREMENTS BETWEEN DISAPPEARING FOR AN HOUR OR TWO

Most QB’s probably end their career in a similar fashion but getting to see it happen to Rodgers in an island game is amazing.

Made it about three days before mom started getting on my nerves. Seems to be about the average nowadays.

You know it’s bad in Big Blue Land when they’re celebrating portal moves in the middle of basketball season.

@blakethebutcher.bsky.social out here hacking the good pastor’s account.

She should buy every election for the rest of her life just like Musk did last time.

Nolichucky

Ducks continue getting fat off the hard working corn farmers

Herbert looked like a crash test dummy and Collinsworth said “that’s how it’s been all season for the chargers” and I’m not a coach or gm or owner but that sounds not good.

Perfect beer to break in the new back porch set-up.

Back porch got a new storage cabinet and propane heater. It’s no contest for the crazy winds today but on a regular day i think it’ll work great to warm it up just enough out here.

Things are grim right now but as a reminder of who we are and why we fight, this is the US Women’s figuring skating champion.