“Show me the coffin”

All time lazy day. Just woke up from another nap.

I had taken the day off anyway so it’s not like I had huge plans but my plans didn’t include…this.

Well at least the stomach bug waited til after the holidays to hit

Think I should get this framed

Whoops hammered

Recovering from getting Grunion’d the only way you can: several beers and a big ol sandwich

Just an OSU

I’m in danger

Beef tallow candle. Pivot Prime in Omaha.

Mark, you fucking deserved that

Nope

This rules

Oh my my my my my

Bump

Karson Sharar motherfuckers

Hosting for the bowl game. Time to make an obscene amount of #meats

I think the music city bowl needs bigger shoulder patches next year

I think I had a reflexive surrender cobra that entire sequence

Hey Kirk Ferentz I have a pitch for you

casual anal

I posted a pic of buffalo chicken nachos I made and someone told me I was going to die soon.

My least favorite part about Landman so far is making Jerry Jones seem human

Should’ve called it a day.

reskeet if you're just a normal man

Went to the office. Have finished everything i needed to do. Let’s call it a day.

Some horrific traumas aside, this year was rad. Lost some weight Travelled to some new, pretty awesome places with great people. Bought my first brand new car (unfortunately but hey, it’s a milestone I didn’t think was possible five years ago)

Checked my work email for the first time in a week. People behaved themselves! Just two emails from actual people I work with since then. Good job folks.

Welcome to bowl week.

This game fucking rules

A jar of minced garlic

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I shouldn’t have the Sunday scaries on account of not working tomorrow AND YET.

Anyone wanna come get some free queso with me? Could probably have about 20 of you over.

Yeah

Are these the most aesthetically pleasing cheeseburgers patties to exist? Experts are saying maybe

Aw man, Haynes

Wonder if BYU turned the jets on because they weren’t informed the winner gets to sacrifice a live being on air and it’ll be celebrated until well into the game

All bowls need to be like the Poptarts Bowl

Oh hey J. Kenji Lopez-Alt has a cookbook all about the wok

Got a wok for Christmas. Toss me them recipes if you’re the type

🎵working on my meat burps🎵

Soon my babies

The meat in question

I have been summoned to care for the Christmas Meat™️

Anyway my parents don't have cats BUT I was briefly over at my brother's girlfriend's house and THEY have a new cat and she is THE SWEETEST LITTLE THING IN THE WORLD

Someone took the pie out of the fridge

Them dancing sugarplums the only thing going on in that head

Let’s ride

Car acquired