Tummy happy

Seems a rule change is in order

Wheels down in New Orleans. Kill me with gumbo

Man comes running up to the gate as we’re boarding and breathlessly says “man I’m glad I had time to grab my tuna sub before we got on the plane”

Amendment to the rule

Rules, etc

Gonna sneak up on Mike in 48 or so hours

Enjoying approximately two fingers of whiskey then taking a glorified nap to catch the flight in the morning.

Finished Last House on the Left remake or: How to Ruin the Resale Value of a Perfectly Fine Microwave

Promised a free lunch if I covered an event two hours away and it’s just ham. 🤮

Why do drugs when you can simply have a day and a half to wrap up work before a vacation

Someone in our league scored 58 points this week and he has Jonathan Taylor…who scored 34 by himself.

Got to campus earlier than normal today only to discover it’s fall break and we are allowed to work remotely the next two days 😑

It’s vacation week! Shirt purchased. Geaux Tigers.

Sorry, Bud, but you admitted on the reaction pod you didn’t watch the game at all. Maybe don’t double down.

Sorry, Bud, but you admitted on the reaction pod you didn’t watch the game at all. Maybe don’t double down.

My only regret is that I blocked him before I could send him off with a @marcmorehouse.bsky.social “Eat shit.”

Already had this jackass muted. Now welcome to block town fuckhead.

As a South Dakota St alum, Iowa getting Gronowski was a huge deal for me. I have loved watching that kid since the second he stepped on the field because that heart was evident right away. He’d die on the field before he quit.

I LOVE MARK GRONOWSKI

Closed out the regular season undefeated by beating the #3 team 35-0.

Not sure if waking up to a bukakked Goldy on the TL is a sign of a good day or a bad day

Matt Rhule has either already accepted the Penn St. job and is totally checked out or is trying to prove he is not at all interested in it

College football fucking rules

This is what Thursday night CFB used to be

Carson Beck really wanted to throw a pick there and I respect it

LOL

Phil Parker live reacting to Nebraska’s line play couldn’t be aired in hundreds of countries

Doing my semi-annual relisten of Load. Until It Sleeps always sticks out. It was about 10 years ahead of its time and sounds like something a lot of post grunge bands strived for. Again, this album would’ve made infinite careers for bands not named Metallica

PitS accidentally not sober

My neighborhood in the fall doesn’t suck at all

Might’ve broken my foot in the night. Happy Friday dorks

Sending full emails in the subject line is sociopathic behavior and I judge anyone who does it.

Metallica’s Load is a mast piece of a rock album. Not metal, not thrash, but just straight up rock and roll.

Late for work because there’s broken glass in my bathtub and I couldn’t find my flip flops to safely shower

NO POINTS BOWL

Five people in a two bedroom unit. Each has a car and a crotch rocket. They rent one garage and do not store any vehicles in it. They also are responsible for getting lime scooters and city bikes banned from the complex because they’d park them in the stairwell.

Is there a better feeling than when you see the worst people in the apartment complex loading up a Uhaul?

Maybe Penn St and Iowa State will trade

There is gonna be some unspeakable shit happening in the big ten on Saturday

Aw but I wanted Kirk Ferentz to get James Franklin fired. /kicks dirt

Does Wisconsin get a first down against Ohio State next week

Yeah this is gonna be gross in the best way if you’re an Iowa fan.

Iowa up 30 with 79 passing yards

I hate that Iowa hasn’t played yet today because I already cannot stop thinking about what Kirk is gonna pull against a wounded James Franklin in a Kinnick night game next week.

Oh so Penn St. is broken broken

Rest in piss

Hat

Was chatting with the bartender when she looked up and yelled “fucking Fiona.” I looked back to see a tortoiseshell cat sauntering through the taproom. Fiona is the bartender’s cat and she ALLEGEDLY broke out of the house to visit her mom again (ALLEGEDLY)

What in the PJ Fleck is this