What if it happens tonight and meeting with Mamdani was the last time he was ever seen in public lol

you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong

Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.

I cannot keep Slotkin, Stefanik, and Spanburger straight

It’s just so funny because Trump allies spent SO MUCH OF THEIR OWN MONEY to beat Mamdani.

Virtually no actual Democrats are “embracing” MTG, this website is swinging broomhandles at ghosts again.

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Donald Trump five minutes after meeting me: Shinji, sad boy, won't get in the EVA. If he won't get in the EVA, Rei will have to go again. I knew Rei I. Very sad what happened to her. She died like a dog. Rei Ayanami. But Shinji, he won't get in the EVA.

We probably don’t freak out enough about how great Roy Orbison was.

CNN: In the last couple of weeks or so, she's become kind of an ally on some issues. What do you make of this? Auchincloss: No, John, she hasn't.

I truthfully have a pretty large reservations that meeting with Trump, even to roll him over, is kinda Not Great, Actually... but obviously if you're going to do it for the reasons Mamdani did it, like, I don't know how it could have gone any better.

Ho ho ho 🎅 finished stocking shopping already. The elves always subcontract this part out to Archie McPhee, though Santa *also* actually found current release Pokemon packs.

“You can save money by cooking at home.” You know one thing they don’t factor into that assessment? Sometimes you cut yourself. And it fucking sucks. Then you can’t do your job, typing at a keyboard. Anyway I got a new kitchen knife and it’s really sharp. German steel! Covered in blood.

What A Weird Country We Live In

Curse of Strahd is going great so far #DnDCatThoughts

I really like that Trump did his gregarious simpering fanboy host behavior in a room full of nasty conservative hack media that his team had picked for him.

I bet Mamdani’s office had the best giggle fits today

re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"

Funny how each Republican Speaker of the House, somehow, is worse than the last. I mean: Gingrich, Hastert, Boehner, Ryan, McCarthy...and now widdle-wee-wee-Johnson. Their combined track record of significant legislation is next to nothing. Combined record of incompetent inaction is staggering. 🤡👎

Hey hivemind, 🎅🏼 tabletop recs for my second grader? He likes Uno, Dragonwood, Lego Monkey Palace. Broadly into minecraft, pokemon, plants vs zombies, bugsnax… so that’s his aesthetic vibe. Definitely looking for something NOT Matel / Hasbro.

Someone ran over the squirrel that lives in my front yard 😢

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During the shutdown, a fire in Joshua Tree National Park scorched hundreds of its namesake trees. An inside source says staffing shortages are making it harder to salvage the trees, while park leaders maintain a major response isn't needed. My latest: bit.ly/49ySvuu

In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ... ... listen to Steve Wozniak.

OPEN THE SCHOOLS

I deleted a dumb post because I mistook “86” for “8” lol man fuck those clowns

“What if the FBI were more like the CIA?” is Really Something

"We think of child predation not necessarily as just a problem, but as an opportunity, as well" is really, really quite the statement to make Sorta lays the problems of contemporary America out on the table, don't it

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Rhino commissioned a new music video for "I Will Dare" www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltPN...

These reporters did a great job

This idiot once ate a 5 lb bag of raw potatoes. Has eaten and passed no fewer than 8 tube socks. Routinely steals and eats entire loaves of bread, plastic and all. $5000 or so of ER visits and all he’s ever had was gas. His name is Brisket.

Sets for Batman Returns were kept very cold for the comfort of the real-life penguins involved. This meant that cast/crew repeatedly got sick during filming. The real-life penguins though would often fall in love with their animatronic counterparts or feel so settled that they began mating.

New banner pic.

Somehow the hardest rain of the last ten days in North Hollywood

it's been a while. let's revisit

His time has come:

I’d make a terrible etsy witch 😞

Buffalo Bill like

The "liver, fava beans and a nice chianti" line in Silence Of The Lambs is a little joke for psychiatrists in the audience - those foods cannot be consumed with the meds (monoamine oxidase inhibitors) that Lecter is supposed to be taking.

Two thousand years ago, we had the Book of Job, the Book of Kings, and the Book of Exodus. Now we got no jobs, No Kings™, and no exit. Don't let the Song of Songs die...

In much the same way that China has dozens of cities with 5+ million people that you've never, ever heard of, non-Californians really have no idea how big the second-tier California cities are.

Relevant to Trump's drug boat murders. Every plane shot down thru 2001 was illegal.

I want to cry I want it so badly

Star light, star bright, First star I see tonight; I wish I may, I wish I might Do The Funny Thing tonight

Thom Tillis better at this than Adam Schiff, embarrassing.

Realizing I will never be as happy as when I was a teenager playing Grand Theft Auto with infinite missiles cheat enabled. I could sit on a rooftop for an hour, eyes only periodically wetted by blinking in case I missed a single second. We are all made of the past. It stays there, but we don't.

The Bills lost because they were cowards on 4th and 10 on the Texan’s field with less than six minutes left. That’s the new calculus.

It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.