Taurus: We're not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing, but this week you'll meet a man nicknamed "Crispy Craig."

Someone found it lol

Shota woof

Mr Cube Ian Happ

Mothman Prophecies is a MOTW episode of X Files (complimentary and stfu for eternity)

At the risk of repeating myself since every year of the Internet but I'm not a fan of 3-3 NBA playoff series where every game is a gd whoopass

In the indispensable Book of Imaginary Beings, Jorge Luis Borges refers to the vegetable lamb of Tartary as THE BORAMETZ and offers this description. #booksky

Conforto is Italian for "with forto" #cubfacts

Mr Cube Ian Happ

Flirtation, by Eugene de Blaas, 1894

Happy posthumous birthday Vincent Price 🎈💀

How much have things changed since 1999? Here's what celebrity row looked like for Game 4 of the Finals - the last year the Knicks made it that far until 2026

Linda Ronstadt had the best voice and also the best bangs

Feeling pretty good about ditching hoops for the Linda Ronstadt deep dive tonight 😻

Linda Ronstadt had the best voice and also the best bangs

I was in the house when the house burned down. - W. Zevon

They didn't die while serving in the military, but they died protecting our freedoms from those who would destroy them, nonetheless. Remembering these heroes on this Memorial Day.

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

Alexandre Dumas ass tennis match

everything in the Pequod was aslant

Serious dad rock Memorial Day vibes Post Toastee by Tommy Bolin

I can't describe how good the girls in 1999 felt if their name was in Mambo 5. I've never experienced happiness like that.

This guy rules

If it hadn’t been for Isaiah Joe, I’d been ejected a long time ago.

Thia Masterpiece Theater miniseries version of The Count of Monte Cristo that PBS is showing right now is better than chocolate cake and I really like chocolate cake

1 guy to hold the light bulb, and 4,999 to turn the ladder

May 22, 1975: Artis Gilmore had 28 PTS/31 REB/5 AST/3 BLK as the Kentucky Colonels won the ABA Championship in five games over Indiana. Seven Colonels players scored in double figures in their 110-105 win at Louisville's Freedom Hall. Billy Knight scored 40 PTS for the Pacers.

CARU-$HOW

2 Live Crew Billy Joe Shaver Widespread Panic Radiohead Rolling Stones Nick Cave Bruce Springsteen Southern Culture on the Skids Pink Floyd Milli Vanilli Grateful Dead

#FlyTheL #cubes

Wemby appears to have injured a pectoral flipper

Tire store employee pointing at tv showing Danhausen on SportsCenter: "Who is THAT??" Me playing dumb: "The guy from KISS?"

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

My mufos...

lol

Guarding Wemby

Wemby so obsessed with Chet he won't help in defense against the 2x mvp

CARU-$HOW

Well known free safety Deion Sanders

#FlyTheL #Cubes

My mufos...

OJ seeing him in the Bad Place:

Pistons arena sound playing the Citrix hold music?

Get it Cardinal forever Matti Schmid ⛳

blacklight poster, ca. 1974

Bryan Cranston is the second best guest star on this episode of The X-Files

tfw you’ve been partying with REO Speedwagon

Oh no Huntokar's non-union Mexican equivalent is in the latest episode