I know ESPN having so many games and bowls, they can’t always have top of the line equipment, trucks, and production. That said the Iowa vs Vanderbilt bowl has absolutely dreadful picture quality. We got to be able to do better than this.

Illegal punt in a game involving Iowa. Xanadu for the @sickoscommittee.org

Big win for the Cards over the Calbears. This one is for Adrian Wooley...

The problem with Bill Kennedy as a ref is that he makes me cheer for more coach’s challenges and reviews.

you may disagree with this alligator's desire to drag you into shallow water, drown you, and eat you. but it's wearing a pointy party hat with a pom pom on it. sorry to say that you are missing the big picture

A visibly annoyed Tommy Lasorda waiting to get in the cab I was exiting in NYC

Steely Danish at Zanzabar tonight. Looking forward to hanging out with visiting pals

Bold of him to lie face down because I just assume I would foul my pantaloons

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

My daughter loves Timothee so we saw the ping pong movie today. Spoilers follow.

SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??

I am not a fan of Christmas caroling, but we’re all gonna sing this one. A-one an’ a-two an’ a-three…

I'll be ducking out on extended family activities tomorrow afternoon and getting On Here, but if I don't see you, Merry Christmas

And Timmy Chang WHO DID NOT DIE

CAL BEARS YOU'RE ON AN ISLAND DON'T START SHIT

Uncle Billy you drunk mofo

Can't believe Wynton Marsalis is woke

Last year Trevor Madich's Hawaii Bowl halftime show was hornier than I expected. Let's see what he does this year

Bullying a billionaire on Christmas Eve this place has The Juice

My great aunt just won white elephant and hit us with the zombie land celly what the hey

Checks out....

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

This is the news every day for the past 6 years

Me to all unsuspecting members of my family the next two days:

LOUIE THE CARDINAL IS CALLING HER OUT

Bean Bowl Champs!

Toledo Rockets interim coach Robert Weiner aka Bobby Hotdogs

*tap*

Sowing / Reaping

The faces

That doink sounded like a didgeridoo

The Queen of Owls for Day 22 of #ArtAdventCalendar and for #OwlishMonday A little piece of #Hookland to mark the passing of the longest night of the year.

Hi guys I'm at Stonehenge for the solstice. Something's wrong with the camera on my phone but I'm totally here

Still the best interaction with shitty fans is when Shaun Ellis threw a chunk of snow the size of a Saint Bernard at the 12s. youtu.be/T4PfHHxCE8E?...

The Arizona Cardinals do not actually exist. I will never be convinced otherwise

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ahh yeah here he comes, big double d, ladd mcconkey himself

you concede that i know the eight admittedly less famous reindeer. and then you have the GALL to ask whether i recall the most famous reindeer of all. who in the hell do you think you are

This guy rules

Everyone's a homophobe until they get punched in the mouth

Pour malort hot chocolate down my tits!

Why he so open tho?

Duke Blue Devils exposed as frauds and charlatans

2nd amendment dickrider doesn't know the best way to get mistletoe out of a tree

Merry Christmas to everyone but especially Pinkie the Platypus

Everyone should be embarrassed with that fight, including myself.