They've already started the groundwork on Catholics

I am mystified at the physics of this. It is *under* the cap of the fence

SAS has been and will always be crap, but at least we have this

One of these things is not like the others

Happy Pride Month!

Is this Vannini teasing that Sean William Scott will be in CFB27?

babe I’m not a wellness professional but you need to be looking at him beneath your tires

Yes. HaHaHa. YES

Every generation probably thinks it's watching civilization collapse into dystopia in real time but come the fuck on man

Round 2. More cinnadust this time

Alright let's see how this goes Fuck this climate

honey nut clusters (RIP)

this is RFK's final transformation

People weren't willing to pay $5 for eggs for 2 fucking months when half the chickens had to be put down for bird flu

found this print on accident while looking for something else, but knew I had to print it immediately cuz this damn thing has been creating chaos in my utensil drawer for *years*

The people who want you to think James Talarico is weird are definitely normal people having normal thoughts and not at all weird themselves.

I love Myles but I do not want him with the Rams *at all*

Fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off

It’s June 1 which means it’s time to bust out my best tweet.

A&M could title IX gym and men's soccer together and it would whip ass but noooo

it is batshit insane that none of the other Texas universities have a program 2 of us are supposed to be SEC!

"dorky white guys dating insanely hot latina women" is up there with other Texas traditions like A&M choking and drunk driving

I love the idea, too bad the video is actually just AI

Ok this is legitimately one of the best insane ideas I've ever had HEB creamy creations peach ice cream Top with cinnadust Add teddy grahams It's like a better peach cobbler ice cream

this is a mid-September Muschamp era game

Oh hell yea

Making scalloped potatoes for dinner, but with brisket instead of ham Let's see how it goes

Got home from church at 2, spent from 2 to 3:45 meal prepping and doing dishes while my wife played around on her Switch I finally sit down at 4 and she hops up wanting the two of us to reorganize every drawer in the damn kitchen

Ok this is a truly great tweet

WTF is with these football scores all over the place

This is rookie NFL QB Cole Payton. He is 6’3”, 232 pounds.

me explaining digital rose genetics to my wife when she asked how I managed to finally get a blue rose in Animal Crossing

Happy Friday, my digital Odyssey is finally over

The 12 year old just fucked up bad enough that he's getting VR taken away forever and friends, I am not happy he did it but I am so fucking glad that system is going away Yes, I got it for him. I regret it. I am fucking tired of trying to balance how much he enjoys it vs how much I hate it

This is not how airports work. There are a finite number of slots and gates. You cannot take every international flight from seven of the biggest airports in the country and redistribute them to red states. That's not how any of this works.

Bowling for Soup Point North Take the Name

There's been an absolute avalanche of moronic statements from this administration and its spokespeople over the last 1.5 yrs, but this is possibly the outright dumbest take I've heard Do they think people who were flying to LA for a reason will suddenly just decide to go to Tulsa instead?

1,000 years from now historians are going to be astounded there was an entire political movement centered around an obsession with genitals.

I will confess to calling The Horseshoe on the Guadalupe River the Guada-loop on several occasions

Ford Farm's Smoked Dorset Red is my ride or die. I will buy that cheese on sight every time I see it, no matter what

🎶Pardon me while I burst into flames🎶

Finding some new stuff this morning www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AwU...

i love this song

look at that, they found a way to make pizza I have zero interest in trying

These fucking demons told me that my neighbor wanted to eat my dog and now they want to talk about social trust evaporating

Don't kid yourself into believing 99% of the GOP voters in this state wouldn't vote for Satan himself, no disguise or deception required, if there was an R next to his name on the ballot. There is literally no bar so low they won't dig under to stamp that R name

FIFA is too chickenshit to say anything, but this should absolutely be disqualifying for the US.