Nothing to lose now

Now THAT is a fucking STRETCH

The midterms are going to go exactly how MAGA wants them to go.

Yep. That’ll do it. Singing. The fascists will be removed by lifting up every voice and singing together.

Dead internet is no longer a theory

End stage capitalism is the best

This is very good and, as your friendly neighborhood SEO guy, i can add some context The modern internet is basically built on an agreement that sites will give google access in exchange for driving traffic That arrangement has been unilaterally ended by google

If the stream of scandal stories about this administration eventually dries up, it won't be because the corruption and incompetence have stopped, but because they've managed to muzzle the federal workers who would have tipped the rest of us off.

This is going to make the January 6 insurrectionists the maddest they’ve been since they attacked the U.S. Capitol and American democracy.

subtle.

We’re going today to see if this dog is the right fit. Our first dog and the one my oldest was most attached to passed away a few months back and now that we’ve moved and in our new home we’re going to see if a new addition will fit.

Nightmare fuel

The overall number of U.S. beef and dairy cattle has shrunk to its lowest level since 1951. Drought, rising operating costs and increased consolidation are among the causes. n.pr/4u0YUoE

a time-honored tradition for key affiliates of disintegrating Nazi regimes

“A new America is being birthed from the ashes of the Reagan Revolution with Zoomers bringing the energy and Boomers, Millennials, and GenXers bringing the institutional memory and rage.” #Pinks #MomSky #ProudBlue hartmannreport.com/p/reagan-bur...

Just going to keep shooting the economy right in the dick. I stg, these thin-skinned cowards are scared of their own shadow because it’s black. These fake macho tough guys that talk about how rough and tumble they are but piss down their leg any time they see a brown person

First time using Workday in any position and it’s fucking trash. I just want to see my leave accrual and see an actual copy of my paycheck and can’t find any of that.

🙋🏻

After 7 days of federal troops occupying the public sidewalk outside the Delaney Hall Detention Center and repeatedly pushing protesters into oncoming traffic, an activist was shoved by an ICE agent into a moving 18-wheeler on the morning of May 28. Photos by Will Allen-DuPraw for Status Coup.

Who knew it was still even possible to stand out for vulgarity in America?

They knew his health and still ran him anyway

🎶Pardon me while I burst into flames🎶

Just call me a real estate mogul cause we just bought a house

Mike Johnson famously claims not to have a bank account so that might be a reason why he struggles with money

Everyone’s sexual fantasy really - being tied to train tracks by a dastardly villain

I see we have moved onto another theory

We threatened litigation due to breach of contract and she came to Jesus. She paid off the remaining balance and we finally close tomorrow at 10:30am.

This convinces me he just picks tweets out that are presented to him as tiles on a tablet, like Koko the gorilla ordering a snack.

Legally, if you know which federal judge got formally reprimanded for having loud, frequent lunchtime sex in their chambers with a cop who arrived in full uniform, you have to tell me. My DMs are open. Happy to keep you anonymous.

Listened to the entirety of American History Tellers on the Progressives on my drive yesterday. The issues from 112 years ago are just as present now as then.

The whole family are ghouls and the exception was Ozzy. Man hasn’t even been gone for a year and already they’re trying to capitalize off of his image through AI www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

We haven't had to fire any shots so it's not obvious but a blockade of this magnitude would generally be considered an act of war. We did not do this in the 1962 missile crisis, we allowed ships not carrying weapons to proceed to Cuba

During our last day in town, a friend took her kids & ours to the pool. There 3 friends of our kids met them. One of those girls my oldest’s age tragically had her Dad pass away when she was younger. She was telling our friend about it & said if she could have a dad again that she’d want me. Y’all 🥺

She’s had a rough day of riding in the moving truck

A day after The Late Show ended, Colbert hosted an episode of public access program Only In Monroe, reviving his 11-year-old gag. How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. 🤣 CBS would hate it if you watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF...

COP KILLAAAAAAAA!!! #AEWDoN

She couldn’t be more comfortable riding in the moving truck

We’re supposed to close on the MD house this Wednesday and just found out that the seller, who said she was going to pay off solar panels before selling, disclosed now that she still owes THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS on the panels and can’t pay them off.

Yankees, Cardinals, Dodgers

I could tie this into the "just work through it/no days off" mentality on which millennials were raised, but y'all aren't ready for that conversation. Family says Kyle Busch died from severe pneumonia, sepsis - ESPN share.google/2iZBCVVZYN5A...

And also right when bee venom is showing promise as a cancer treatment, too.

Your God is dead. All hail your new digital Savior.

Cajun New Orleans Southern Scottish Hispanic

It’s officially official now!

Cue the space knowers to tell me this is normal and was even meant to happen

As something of an expert in unfucking that which has been fucked up, both personally (unfucking my fucked up self) and professionally, In my experience, it is often the case that there is no real unfucking. That which is fucked is fucked, and you can only try to build a new, less fuckable thing.

Cult of personality watch

Looks like Casamentos may either be going up for sale or transitioning to catering/take-out only. www.nola.com/entertainmen...