Republicans: we're going to rape you Democrats: use lube?

Ok this is cool

I know a way to end the pain....

Michigan State opening up that top ten spot for Kansas.

Bought myself a Motorhead hat and a Megadeth shirt just to feel something.

Megadeth - Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!

Since I was banned here for the weekend I spent a lot of time combing through the Epstein Files and let me say this: The media is failing us. Hard. Multiple high profile individuals should be on perp walks right now.

I'm not allowed to quote post Chuck Schumer.

The new Megadeth album is good but also kind of sad. Really, when I think about it, Mustaine's life has been pretty sad so it's kind of a perfect last album.

Some bullshit

Bane!

The Magic's transition defense is an abomination to basketball

Two Jayhawks are on the court against the team I root for. Difficult watch.

Gradey Dick sucks on defense

My beloved Magic are on tv

Trying to watch tv

Frank Stallone

footage released of jeffrey epstein's final xbox live message

Sammy Sosa is in the Epstein files? That's a new one.

Those Musk emails are funny though. Like, even within the circles of billionaire sex traffickers, it's obvious he's still the dorkiest dude there that nobody wants to hang with.

More documents linking the president and Musk to horrific sex crimes, it's now illegal to be a journalist of color, and my generation's movie mom is dead. Yay Friday.

Damn this song is good

Figure I know what to watch tonight

Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.

There is no good news anymore

It's only 11? Fuck.

Today we will listen to Soundgarden and do the least amount of work possible.

Um....

I'll see the Melania movie if he dies at the end.

Of course one of the guys who didn't vote for Belichick is from the KC Star.

I've legit only worked in 5 places my entire life. Bowling alley porter Gas station clerk Customer service manager Payroll manager Systems Director There's some promotions in the middle.

Bronny James just got a standing ovation on the road for a dunk while the Lakers are down 30.

This lady has never held a real job in her entire life.

To the dude running his chainsaw outside at 9:40 at night: fuck you.

If the New York Times runs a front page headline of "Stephen Miller: The Real President" this shit will be over by the weekend.

Everything going on in the world today makes me think of my favorite Frank Zappa lyric. And it’s Wet T-Shirt Time again I know you want someone to show you some tits Big ones! Wet ones! Big wet ones!

Sisu

"Best I can do is an inside zone" - Chuck Schumer

I mean two people died but whatever

"I dunno Satan, it's just like... I no longer believe in being a demon some days, you know? All the fire is burning me out."

Why what happened?

My boss is on vacation so I'm just watching Tool videos and scrolling Reddit.

Should go swimmingly