Beat it with hammers.

6 hours until vacation. Just gonna stare out the window and listen to Danzig until then.

no

Ray Gas is definitely a HOFer from 1910.

once the air quality index goes above 500 you start to see entire bricks floating suspended in the air. it’s pretty cool actually, you can climb on them and stuff

My wife tore the shit out of her leg this year and had a pulmonary embolism. Luckily I have accident insurance to help on the bills. Except... the carrier says my employer never enrolled me and I've just been paying for it every paycheck so they denied my claim

It's been a day. This will fix me.

lol england

I'm a poor American, so: N/A

A helpful guide: Drawing pornography of Doug finger fucking Limu Emu is wrong because it's BESTIALITY Drawing pornography of Limu Emu finger fucking Doug is wrong because it's WEIRD

Easy, fans vote for the hitters. All pitchers will be those with the highest ERA in each league. I want to see Matt Strahm go up against Schwarber/Soto/Freeman.

Gonna blast doom metal and do accounting all day. Much fun.

MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL

This guy does not fuck.

*eating my Sonic burger while watching my parlay fall apart*

Jack White

Ordered something from Sonic, then this popped up in the app. Cool society we got.

You get three times in your job to be told "you're on mute". Fourth time, automatic firing.

Lol this is very Royals

That one FanDuel degenerate seeing Bryce Harper on tv:

My dad's thoughts on the Home Run Derby:

I also liked Sam Neill.

I'm begging baseball players to stop being the weirdest people on the planet

Ate 90% of a chicken sandwich before I realized the bun was covered in mold. So that's neat.

While we disagreed on policy, Adolf was a good friend. I loved his paintings. He adored animals. I will miss him.

This is the only reaction I want out of Democratic politicians

11 year old: what do you really want to do? Me: own a heavy metal record store 11: the just do it Me: I have to feed and house you 11: it'll be fine

A team lost tonight because a player got thrown out for faking being hurt in the Faking Being Hurt sport. I can't believe this is the thing the entire world loves.

A bit soft for my tastes but this is a pretty good album

Has a team ever had like, 6 red cards? Just down to a few dudes who are bracing themselves like Jon Snow?

Getting thrown out for being a flopping bitch is something the NBA needs to adopt. SGA would play a total of like 8 games a season.

Uh... somebody explain to me what's happening here

As a non soccer fan watching the the World Cup, one thing I've noticed is the "lesser" teams are far lazier than the powerhouse teams.

Child abducted. Click this link to the CSAM website to learn more.

The amount of food my son can eat in a single sitting needs to be studied.

Grilling pineapple and listening to Italian doom metal

This time next week I'll be on vacation. A vacation to my basement, but still.

Grillin' music

Having a goal scored against you while your best player is writhing around on the ground like an idiot is good stuff.

okay

I finally found a new band that I like AND they'll be in town in September. youtu.be/nytv1O2yvG8?...

I spent the early evening throwing my kid batting practice at a local field. After like 150 pitches he casually said he felt good and we could go home. I had literally sweated through my shirt and briefly contemplated just dying in the dirt.

Joe Bob is spot on. I've seen a lot of horror movies with rape scenes, and they almost always focus on the woman's breast, ass, etc. This movie has absolutely no erotica. The rape is truly disgusting. As it should be. #TheLastDriveIn