Trying to make breakfast with kittens playing with a pasty around my feet

On Feb 4 UK had had our monthly rainfall for February, by yesterday it was 1.5 times.

Astarion's dancing around the bedroom, playing with the plastic cover from a new plug, completely in his own little world. The other 2 are just watching him, mesmerised by his Georgie Best skills.

The kittens are at the stage where if they were kids they'd moan "snot fair, all you ever say is 'NO' "

Just seen photos of some of the Scotland team in their kilts, someone chuck a bucket of cold water over me

Cake made, slathered in orange buttercream. Time to clean my classes

Merigold, Astarion, and Kaladin beans, on their 4 month birthday

1) tell AI to fuck off 2) turn off widgets, your phone does all those updates 3) Install Classic XP Start Menu and organise your shortcuts how YOU want to.

oh dear god no

Oh dear, Astarion is getting excited at Olivier, outside the French windows, asking for grapes. There might not be 12 successful blackbird broods this year 🫣

This isn't a NEW BH it's rehashed stuff

Quite often we'll call "there's a pasty on the xxxx", today it's "pasty on the doormat!" which will sound off to our neighbours 🤣

The yellow warning of rain has been cancelled 🥳

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@wozwoz.bsky.social DMed you

@allontheboard.bsky.social where's your Munich disaster post?

I'm going to make a cake today, just for us 2, so something simple, but can't make up my mind what cake.

Kittens estimated 4 month birthday today. Astarion and the runt of the litter Merigold are now the same weight, he had a bad week with a runny tummy so she caught up; Kaladin is growing double to them, and very soon we won't be able to pick him up in one hand.

Give Doctor Who to Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton.

Car filled up by the sun today, it is getting lighter!

The kittens haven't stopped since before the rugby kicked off at 20.10

I'm so glad my friend cancelled DnD night 🥳🇫🇷🏉

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Post match light relief

Sometimes wonder if spouse watches the same games as me "Dupont's not really done much today, has he?"

Boooo 🏉

Don't scrum caps come in green?

The French having fun are the best advert for rugby

Dupont 😍🇫🇷🏉

Kittens fighting around the TV 🤦🏻

Rugby of late had been games of 2 halves, si je ne préfère pas vendre la peau de l'ours

I miss Valerie on match days

Trying to watch rugby with 3 lunatic kittens charging over you, at each other, into the bin, up the curtains 🙀

Allez les Bleus 🇫🇷🏉😍

Does anyone sell subatomic sized violins?

Watching a policier in préparation for le rugby 🇫🇷

I spend the whole of the 6 Nations a nervous wreck, yet I love the tournament. Why do we sport fans do this to ourselves 🤷🏻

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Well that's the end of decent solar today.

From mid December to start of February

Just back from shopping, spouse says "free beaver and free crumpet, Waitrose is the best supermarket!"

Sat down in Cornish store café, back to these, and could smell them mmmm Spring

Truro's P&R needs to let people take stuff back to car, let them back into town for forgotten shopping & a meal or coffee break, on one cheap ticket. And free charging points.

Spotted Kal wandering around the bath (empty) again, so falling in hasn't stopped the fascination 🤷🏻

It's got to the stage where I don't pick up sweet wrappers!

Not a year to go to Brittany, unless you like mud, they're suffering worse than us from all the rain.

"there's a lot of Astarion being saucy" I'm in!

Just found Kaladin wrapped around his water bowl, like a drunk around a toilet, tapping his paw into the water