My mother in law has taken up “drunk driving” as a retirement hobby, and personally I think she should stop that

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HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW: “.. In our in-progress research, we discovered that AI tools didn’t reduce work, they consistently intensified it.” hbr.org/2026/02/ai-d...

Liz Bruenig needs to get on here and make some vague posts Implying she regrets getting married and then delete them a half hour later

anyone know if liz bruenig went to the pearl clutching ass bitch parade this year. i’m fightin mad about this i wanna take it out on someone who sucks

Who the fuck is any of this even for???

Age verification: my doctor ordered a box for me to poop in and mail to a lab

One lesson of the Epstein emails is the total intellectual vacuousness of the international business elite www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...

Time for another cup!

Me when my daughter asks me for help with her homework (the most notable example was the ten minute lecture I delivered on confidence intervals)

Cheers to @lisaguerrero.bsky.social for this ✅

“We thought we could bribe our way out of this somehow”

Looking up Rammstein lyrics is how I learned the German word for “urethra.” Cross cultural exchange benefits us all

Devin the Dugong wins the internet with the Super Bowl AI ad everyone can't stop talking about: defector.com/devin-the-du...

Post a banger that isn’t in English. m.youtube.com/watch?v=tm00...

Love it when department leaders talk about how much they loved the AI Super Bowl commercials 😃 Management is a brain disease,’isn’t it!

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

I just looked it up and Kid Rock is only 55?! He looks dead! Loads of musicians that age and older are able to perform full shows where they don’t even lip sync.

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All this fucking bullshit because of the delusional self hating “autism parents” who despise their own kids and would rather die than admit it’s hereditary

Fuck work, death to America

We’ve decided that rather than parent kids, we’re going to rearrange society to deprive everyone of something instead

Every kid has an iPad at age 3 and a phone at age 7 because parents don’t like interacting with their own children. I see it over and over. I felt like an asshole for getting my daughter a phone at age 11 but she was the LAST one in her class to get one.

Kind of a mirror image of Ayn Rand writing about business leaders being strong-jawed brilliant leaders and being disappointed at the cowardly dickweeds they are in real life

apart from the ten thousand more immediate things wrong with them (see: racism) it is impossible to ignore how JOYLESS these people are. angrily choking down the worst shit in the world and pretending it’s delicious rather than admit something can be both “good” and “in Spanish” at the same time

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

IT'S PRONOUNCED "WOKE DOS"

Love her

Oh, you use ChatGPT to write all your emails? What the hell are you emailing? Are you sending a full thesis to everyone who asks you about deliverables? What do you MEAN

Might fuck around and squat 205

The pig who killed Daniel Shaver has such severe PTSD he can no longer work. Is there a lesson in all this? 🤔 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

I have told a few MPs this. I genuinely feel a lot of adults hate the existence and needs of young people. Then they act surprised/bewildered that these kids are anxious/depressed.

Remember Ristolable? Is he on bluesky yet

Werewolf dick that destroys vampires, call that a garlic knot. Or something. I don’t fucking know, you shitpost then if it’s that easy

Zoomer ZZ Top voice: Every they/them's crazy bout a bruh that's looksmaxxing

Gonna tell my kids this was Kamala Harris

really can’t be underlined enough that what many of these people were objecting to in, eg, “the transgender craze seducing our daughters” is that the kids were no longer fuckable

I’ve learned a lot about how many idiots I actually work with 😃😩

A guy brought chalk to the gym and now I’m gonna do that 😤

Who else is gonna pop up? hell homer? chellllssssseaaaa? wettbutt?

Cool, looks like my town’s getting a data center even though no one wants it!

Makes you think! en.people.cn/n3/2025/0517...

Sean McElwee heel turn is worse than anyone realized

there is no ethical use of ai

Today they threatened to arrest all of the neighbors who came out and watched 20 agents struggle to change a flat tire for “impeding a federal investigation.” These are just clowns and they absolutely know it.

These freaks yell “just teach the classics” but they’re all illiterate or otherwise just don’t read, because there it is: the single greatest writer in the history of the English language reaching 4 centuries into the future to read them for the grimy, hateful filth they are.

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley. Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo. Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles. Get them out!

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein