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sweetheart of the rodeo 🏳️⚧️
[seductively] hey sebulba
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more mr. nice guy
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the judge said i did such a good job representing myself in court that they're going to send me to gifted prison
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the pharmacy i go to has the absolute worst lighting - i need to figure out a normal-seeming way to show the cashiers there a well-lit photo of me
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Truckstop Vigilante
2 months ago
A powerful witch with a hand gun. Such things are beyond the ken of most
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acab includes dustbusters
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going to walgreens in my mind
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the witching hour-thirty
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you should come over tomorrow - we can open a bottle of pinot grigio and i’ll cook those weird eggs i found
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stu
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RIDLEY SCOTT: I am making a movie about an ultra badass hero who fights an alien. The character is named Ridley EXECUTIVE: Isn't that your name? RIDLEY SCOTT: I said Ripley
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i’ve never had more ketchup than i do at this moment
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Carfire 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️
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i’m wearing a wedding dress today just in case
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Tessa Strain
13 days ago
Revelations fever is coming to Oakland!!
www.tickettailor.com/events/shape...
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Buy tickets – Revelations of Divine Love – Shapeshifters Cinema
Revelations of Divine Love – Shapeshifters Cinema, Sun Jun 21, 2026 - An irreverent biopic vividly realized through fantastic psychedelia and handmade sets with an ever-topical feminist approach, Reve...
https://www.tickettailor.com/events/shapeshifterscinema/2202635
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Flannel, Steady Diet of
15 days ago
You can trust any account with a Don Knotts pfp
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bad bisque
over 1 year ago
roundhouse kicking your dumb hat clean off
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ants are going on clearance - big discounts
15 days ago
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i’m younger than i am
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originally the Star Wars opening crawl was going to continue on and describe the entire movie
over 2 years ago
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ants for sale
17 days ago
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Craig Jenkins
19 days ago
the velvet underground & grogu
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this morning someone yelled “learn how to drive you dumb bitch” at me - it was so affirming ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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i’m listening to fugazi and eating a bowl of cereal - i can’t believe i’ve never done this before!
24 days ago
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wrapping a frozen burrito in a damp paper towel feels very intimate
28 days ago
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Hawk Gates
about 1 month ago
Dasani on tap
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rock & roll is here to stay
about 1 month ago
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i’m learning so much knowledge today
about 1 month ago
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winter
about 1 month ago
the #1 name for infants born in 2026 is Junior Soprano
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Kevin Snyder
about 1 month ago
Setting the bidet to “kill”
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Drip Hamilton
about 1 year ago
"Egg Man" is an Easter song
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Egg Man
YouTube video by Beastie Boys - Topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OgG0GwT-uY
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mark leidner
about 2 months ago
these are straight up movies. they just happen to be in poem form because I couldn’t pull the funding together to make them conventionally
markleidner.substack.com/p/four-poems-that-are-a24-films
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Four Poems that Are Hollywood Films
Horror mostly.
https://markleidner.substack.com/p/four-poems-that-are-a24-films
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about 2 months ago
Gosford Park (2001) Gosford World (2015) Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
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a trapezoid-shaped toilet, a crapezoid
2 months ago
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more mr. nice guy
5 months ago
after about a block and a half you realize laughing all the way to the bank is gonna suck
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hittin the buffet in full ceremonial garb
2 months ago
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it’s so embarrassing to be driving next to the same model/color of car
2 months ago
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i’m buying a haircut today
2 months ago
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imagining a guy trying to make dinner with a leaf blower
2 months ago
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Unemployed Guy
2 months ago
I know it's not butter. I just can't 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙚 it.
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stu
3 months ago
I have developed the world's first hover car, after months of tireless effort
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this new tape i bought is PERFECT for ducts
3 months ago
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bad bisque
3 months ago
supper tiiiime and the eating is eeeaasyyy
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don’t pick your nose when you’re riding an ebike please
3 months ago
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feral hat
6 months ago
he wants it, he wants the Precious 😤
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Squat Erry Day
about 2 years ago
This came to me in a dream
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dan mentos
3 months ago
why do nerds suddenly appear every time I post here
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a swarm of spring bugs
3 months ago
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
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i have a special drawer for my hair dryer
3 months ago
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if i ever have to land a plane, i’m gonna try to ‘set her down easy’ - that’s a promise
3 months ago
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euphemism for masturbation: ‘at a VERY poorly attended orgy’
3 months ago
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Unemployed Guy
3 months ago
Whoa-oh We're halfway there WHOA-OH
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