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sweetheart of the rodeo š³ļøāā§ļø
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i had $20 to my name and could only say ātoilet dollāā¦but i was young and in paris!
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Crab Man
about 23 hours ago
Taking pictures of all the groceries at the grocery store to show to my kids.
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i had $20 to my name and could only say ātoilet dollāā¦but i was young and in paris!
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itās funny to read those stickers on semi trucks as āhow am i DRIVING?!ā - like the driverās on a lot of acid and canāt believe theyāre even capable, let alone on the freeway in an 18-wheeler
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JLP
4 days ago
Went to the doctor today with a list of demands
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why yes, i am a writer... have i written anything you've heard of? well, i don't know... perhaps you've HEARD of a little tome called THE BIBLE 2
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any baking dish should have its dimensions right there ON the dish! what am i supposed to carry a ruler around everywhere?!
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bad bisque
11 months ago
i think we're about 2 years out from england putting jack the ripper on their money
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roz
8 days ago
when you hear that lilting oboe leitmotif im comin playa
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thinking about a guy at the beach who gets a little mixed-up & tries to poop on someoneās jellyfish sting :)
7 days ago
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reverse vampire gives victims occasionally life-saving blood transfusions
8 days ago
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yesterday i saw a guy jogging with a big ziploc bag of ice cubes - probably in a hurry to get home before they melted
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Jeff Reguilon
9 days ago
I named my fists Judy and the Dream of Horses.
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sometimes if youāre very, very tired, itās ok not to brush your teeth before bed - please, do not abuse this privilege
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Old Sam
over 1 year ago
[jousting commentator]: he hath that Hound within him
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having a CT scan this afternoon, and just wondering: during the test, will the tech be able to see my underwear?
10 days ago
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i could really go for a big glass of popcorn butter
12 days ago
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easy to love - just like me
15 days ago
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people love to eat groceries!!!
16 days ago
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Drew
4 months ago
I shouldn't be in trouble. They shouldn't get to call them "Temptations" if they don't want me to eat the cat treats.
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i love it when something that isnāt mine becomes mine ā¤ļø
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slop enjoyer
24 days ago
pronouncing bible like nibble
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meesh
24 days ago
awoke as a damn dracula
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spiderland: great album, terrible place to live
24 days ago
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keb mode: pearl mode
25 days ago
Computer Science Lewis
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is there a downside to having an attic? i sure donāt see one
25 days ago
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i inspire people by always returning my shopping cart to the cart corral area - even when iām in a bad mood or have a sore ankle. in fact limping a bit makes it even more inspirational
26 days ago
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go ahead & quit gmail - thatās just more for me!
26 days ago
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if youāll excuse me i need to use the en suite
28 days ago
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Karen Geier
29 days ago
Your non-toxic masculinity post of the evening
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Mike Schuster
about 1 month ago
(Jerry Lewis eating Chinese food) HOISIN
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imagine a classic western movie where instead of horses everyoneās on cheap 10-speed bicycles
about 1 month ago
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if i ever got to meet neil (of āneilmedā nasal products) i think iād probably faint ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
about 1 month ago
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the bigger the spider the more evil it is - itās just common sense
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
i eat lots of eggs so i can grow up into a big strong bird
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today i discovered that the vertical space between the shelves in my kitchen cabinets is *precisely* the height of 2 cans of tuna stacked on top of a box of raisin bran - thatās gotta be intentional
about 1 month ago
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my neighborhood has one of the most demoralizing potholes youāll ever drive over
about 1 month ago
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ceej
about 1 month ago
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Courtā BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
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SKELLYTON
about 1 month ago
Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment
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andyā¢
about 1 month ago
my favorite credit from the shining
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nathan
about 1 month ago
planning to kick off 2026 while coughing blood and staggering around
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costco should give you half off all alcohol you consume while shopping
about 1 month ago
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Michelle
about 1 month ago
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imagine, if jesus was alive today heād be 2025 years old - amazing!
about 1 month ago
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BayBayFriend
about 2 years ago
I see Santa is trending, which can only mean one thing. RIP, brother š Thanks for all the crap.
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more mr. nice guy
about 2 months ago
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
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Drew
about 2 months ago
David Byrne should wear a suit that is much too small
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got the idea for & have started workshopping a new one-woman show: ethel merman sings ok computer
about 2 months ago
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Flannel, Steady Diet of
3 months ago
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost stuntinā on them hoes
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in 3+ months at my new apartment iāve only seen 2 spiders - unfortunately both of them were in my bed š¬
about 2 months ago
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