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sweetheart of the rodeo 🏳️⚧️
a car powered by school spirit
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Retsoor
about 23 hours ago
an orgasm like the momentary gap in the rain beneath an overpass
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halloween 2025 pic, tastefully censored for the sophisticated viewer. likely to be deleted soon!
1 day ago
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wargen
4 months ago
fame would change me so fast i would immediately start killing and eating people
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Line Art Lionheart
about 1 year ago
[living in the panopticon] I feel seen
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all capital one ‘café’ locations now accept blood & sperm
2 days ago
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imagine how lucky you’d be if you just naturally loved water and vegetables
2 days ago
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mr pussy
2 days ago
is there a Balls Cheney
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coq au vin is french for ‘chicken in a van’
3 days ago
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eggs benedict deprivation tank
3 days ago
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please don’t assume that because i’m wet, i’m also wild
6 days ago
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lanyardigan
11 days ago
Himcentive™: The Incentive for Him
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[speaking to customer service] no, there’s no problem with the item. the item’s great - and i want to keep it… the problem, you see, is that i ALSO really want a refund
7 days ago
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Nurbsy
8 days ago
Lentil m&ms
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nose
10 days ago
When a celeb is in a commercial I get one inch from the television screen & tell them I’m so pleased they had this opportunity
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Flannel, Steady Diet of
8 days ago
Naming a chicken Dr Quinn medicine woman
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pascalle
10 months ago
i do think it's important to donate to wikipedia and i want them to have a little walkin around money
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mr pussy
10 days ago
bringing a focus group to a gun fight
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i’ve just eaten what can only be described as lunch
10 days ago
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reassembling a salad back into a head of lettuce
10 days ago
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Sean Thomason
17 days ago
I’m sure they’ve still got plenty of good shit at the Louvre. Who cares.
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Bounty is the quicker picker upper - just my two cents
12 days ago
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warm autumn light 🍂🌇🍁🌕
over 2 years ago
when i die please avenge my death regardless of the circumstances
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quesadillas are good for you
13 days ago
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stu
14 days ago
People love to mention how Elvis died on the toilet, but his death is outweighed by the countless times he used the toilet without incident, for which he should be celebrated
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JLP
8 months ago
I have a dennis appointment today
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anyone have a good book recommendation? needs to be approx. 8”x10”x1.5”
14 days ago
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i’m sad to report that, earlier today, i lost an uncomfortably large sum of money playing peek-a-boo
20 days ago
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wargen
21 days ago
(staring out at my five children picking vegetables on my sustainable farm, my wife in the kitchen making cookies) fuuuuuuuuck i fucked up so bad i hate this shit
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Truckstop Vigilante
about 2 years ago
The alien in ET was just done too sexy for my tastes. Ruined an otherwise good film in my opinion.
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i’d trade my best laying hen for a coke zero right now
21 days ago
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victoria's secret is so commercial now - it used to be about the panties
12 months ago
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i have a banana in my pocket but in time i could learn to love you
about 1 year ago
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about 1 month ago
YODA: circumcised are you ME: That's a private matter, Yoda. YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda. YODA: take off your shorts you must YODA: show it to me you will YODA: going where are you YODA: your penis I must see YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be YODA: mmMm
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lanyardigan
about 2 months ago
(existential Borat) my life
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heck's maniac
about 1 year ago
tfw u got a milkshake with a straw
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Tricia Lockwood
11 months ago
I’m being told my most sensual aunt has received a new cooter
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more mr. nice guy
about 2 years ago
just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
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a quick, platonic peck on the anus
26 days ago
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Jason Adams
26 days ago
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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The Sleeper's Sleep
27 days ago
Doorless jeeps should be illegal. I don't want to see you work the pedals
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stu
27 days ago
I asked chat gpt to make some shitty looking crap that sucks
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before you mail a package, tape it up real good. just my perspective
27 days ago
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finally a banking app with security features i can feel good about
27 days ago
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going to the walgreens in my new neighborhood for the first time - and i’m a little nervous :)
29 days ago
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i don’t believe in ghosts, but i am very afraid of them
about 1 month ago
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doing up to 7 simultaneous tarot readings at a blackjack table w/ a multi-deck dealer’s shoe
about 1 month ago
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BayBayFriend
about 1 year ago
🧪
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nice bird, big?
about 1 month ago
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i went out for lunch today - and after the server set my food down in front of me, i looked at it and thought, “boy, i can’t wait to eat this”
about 1 month ago
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