fuckin & suckin a boat

Getting genuinely angry at the contestants on this episode of The Price Is Right from 1982

The system works* *had a stoned thought I forgot bc I was stoned than re-smoked later and remembered it

Slowly riding my bike back & forth on Wilson Ave loudly reminding all the drivers stuck in their cars that this massive traffic disruption is because of a dead cop & if you don’t like it then you’re anti-cop lol

Can’t believe this Bezos guy wasn’t willing to endorse Biden lol

Why would bike lanes do this ?

My Morning Mug Root Beer

Incradible happenings are afoot in my HOA

Bazooka Joe [lossless]

poop coming out a butt sloppy style

TBQH surprised the brown recluse spider survived a toxic Kyle Rittenhouse bite

Any enforcement for drivers that drive their fucking cars on the Lakefront Trail bc they think they are avoiding having to pay? Do pedestrians have another place place to be road bumps for selfish reckless drivers?

@safety.bsky.app please message me

Barbara Soprano Sun Rosalie Aprile Moon Janis Soprano Rising

People, we are in the Golden Era of Vegetarian Meats

Seems to be blending into the topiary in the background …hate that for her 😏

Omg Chad Michaels looks so good 😍

rolling into the Met Gala

Im even gonna give awareness to Lake Ontario today

Diarrhea hole is ready

In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?

Highly attuned to sound wave disturbances caused by someone breaking wind

Free Solo Sbarro

Ratboys is the sound of moving from chicago to north carolina

Whats your iPad dress

who here's got a long, easy stride

we are so back

Tbqh a low-attn-span kind of week

Carfire Coded

the correct answer is smoking is only allowed on the subway

how it feels taking public transit rn

BREAKING: Cops not full humans according to Sen Sasse

Bobby Lee Autonomy

New Kurt Vile goes so hard…Proud of my twin brother 🫶🫶🫶

Bobby Lee Autonomy

Soldier, by Luc Tuymans Belgian, born 1958 1999 More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/154125

I think I can feel the urge to become a Cake Bitch happening in real time

If he joined Nov. ‘24 I’m going back to thinking it was staged lolloll

The Three Genders

New York Film Festival: Robert Culp, Natalie Wood, Elliot Gould and Dyan Cannon for Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice, 1969.

Shout out to not updating apps

mixed bag

Some ppl facing a health scare hold their loved ones close but he triple-taps a reporter covering an idf bombing of a hospital in an ongoing genocide he’s orchestrating to stay out of prison on corruption charges

Bidening my brain

Bideting my brain 😮

I just never can quite decide how I want to wear my armpits in the summer wrt fashion

If jamie ding beats ken jennings record he has to become the new host

Michael McDonald on “Bad Sneakers”

GOD i wish that were me