Democrats are better than Republicans in the same way that a contemporary country Spotify station is a refreshing change for a YMCA TV that has been showing Fox News all day

Evergreen

Sorry honey but I just opened an investigation so I cannot release the contents of that box in the attic marked high school stuff

[undeniable proof that our nation’s leaders took part in the most heinous sex trafficking story of our lifetime] NYT: Say, Remember the Crusty Good Ol’ Days of New York City?

Grimace a movie The Grimace Crowne Affair

A Muslim filmmaker and activist, Ya’akub Ira Vijandre was detained at gunpoint by ICE officers while leaving for work on Oct. 7. His lawyers say officers unjustly targeted him based on his social media activity, which officials claim “glorify terrorism." religionnews.com/2025/11/13/m...

Of all the weird things that have ever happened, one of my personal favorites is that this was a top ten single in 1981

States with Republican governors have a murder rate almost 32% higher than states with Democratic governors.

"She slept with her arms crossed over her chest and her boot soles bracesd on the seat in front of her... Even in sleep she defends herself." -Chris Moriarty

All adopted children need additional help. Even children adopted at birth usually have attachment problems.

DULF formed a compassion club in 2022 and used donated funds to buy cocaine, meth and heroin off of the dark web. They tested these drugs to ensure no toxicity, then sold them at cost to their 47 club members in Vancouver’s Downtown East Side.

I believe the last time a government put the same person on both sides of a coin it was Emperor Augustus in Ancient Rome

Economic policy is built to make human life more tenuous and difficult and that's a choice. It doesn't have to be this way. Gaetz took advantage of her poverty

The "free speech area" was physically too small for all the protesters so they arrested them

how did he live in Carr for the past 16 years if he was also police chief in Alliance, NE from 2020-23 www.greeleytribune.com/2025/11/14/s...

First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?

Prints avaliable! Dm for details!!

Food bank director: “for every meal that a food bank provides, the SNAP program provides nine. There’s no way we can meet that gap.”

Searching the world for Jesus's DNA sample to make cloned communion burger chain

All the Wood That's Fit to Chip

@govpritzker.illinois.gov needs to get his shit together. He’s rapidly losing his base by allowing this shit to go on.

So did Governor Pritzker order this or is he just such a weak leader that he can't stop it?

This is, of course, in Austin

Japanese businesses are focusing too much on shareholders, Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi said Friday, in comments that flicked at her frustration with firms for not using more capital to raise wages.

I got a portable blender and it's pathetically weak, which gives me the sads

Having children is the most wasteful, environmentally damaging, and self-indulgent thing that a human can do in their life.

I’ve always been not quite there on prison abolition, but seeing how Maxwell’s being treated says to me they CAN treat people with dignity and respect *and they choose not to*. And that makes you have to ask- why are they choosing not to?

Yeah that guy was murdered

In a way I’m glad there aren’t any thoughtful or honest NYT reporters, because I hate having to readjust my opinions.

Pure W - A Hand Sanitizer for Winners™

Take care, don't forget to riot

the "it can't happen in america" to "it's totally happening in america and corporations are fully onboard" pipeline

Eliminating the deep state sure is killing a lot of people

When poor people gain even a small amount of wealth, they typically become really generous. It's in light of that that the militant greed of the extremely wealthy should be judged

Sometimes I make a big pot of beans and it's too hot to put in the fridge so I leave it out overnight and then I'm the morning bring it back up to a boil to kill any ambitious germs and then it's too hot to go in the fridge so don't ask me anything

Propagandists suddenly getting very into nuance

Replacing myself with a life-size Jello Jiggler for the day. Blob enough.

Good gummy candy is worlds better than bad gummy candy and as a gift it's surprisingly pleasing

I'm doubling down on my prediction that the admin orchestrates another 9/11

Be the reason for the season sounds fun. Unless we’re talking hunting.

Inspiring

Who are the 5 and why isn’t the Chicago Pope ‘taint punting those jagoffs?

He ain't heavy, he's mycelium

Here are some nice mushrooms

My cat is very beautiful and bitey

It's actually the Epstain Files in this universe

I tried to make an Alf hog/alfajores joke but it was too hard for me

About 20 years ago I bought a pack of clove cigarettes, would you like one? I've got plenty

Khanna: And then it’s awfully convenient that those eight senators happen to be the ones who aren’t up in 2026—and they’re all consulting Schumer. People are sick of this. That’s why I called on Schumer to step down.