my weighted comforter sprung a leak and now there are approximately 40 billion tiny glass balls loose on the floor

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i like to squeeze it like it's a stress ball

wasn't this the deputy that claimed he had cartel ties www.denver7.com/news/crime/f...

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This is an audio-only clip I recorded in January 2020 of a local coyote pack having a very vocal discussion down by the lake. It will probably unnerve any pets you have nearby.

nice jubs

i am authorizing the secretary of war to send troops to the super bowl and forcibly install forgiato blow as Halftime Czar

[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands

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Another day, another refusal from EBay to remove the listing for killer Lyndon McLeod's murder manifestos (please report) www.ebay.com/itm/27741830... Sanction Volumes I II III Complete Set by Roman McClay

DENVER NGL TODAY CAN SUCK MY SWEATY NUTSACK, I KNOW IT'S FRIDAY BUT MY NUTSACK IS SO SWEATY AND IT COULD USE SOME ATTENTION. YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND: FRI: 87°, SWEATY SAT: 81°/47° OOOH SUN: 69°/46° CHECK OUT THOSE OVERNIGHT LOWS IN THE 40s

the brain exploding emoji isn’t even enough anymore

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sigh... www.denver7.com/news/front-r...

As students walked through the doors, officers lined up to greet them with high fives, creating an atmosphere of excitement, encouragement and community pride. www.skyhinews.com/news/public-...

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huh. www.craigdailypress.com/news/craig-c...