Any help would be amazing, my power bill is threatening to take a bite outta me ;-;

Me when i see a hot woman

Camryn: (telling an elaborate and well executed joke which entails me having a “bussy”) Me, seizing on this to confect a fight: Oh, so you think I have a boyp— Camryn, tiredly, at exactly the same time: Back pussy Me: Camryn: Actually now it’s bitch pussy

band of all trans slimegirls the Goo Goo Dolls

The party don't start 'til I walk in

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To win a cookie, guess, without looking, on what date these words were said in a committee of the Australian Senate

I didn’t know Microslop was a thing until I saw headlines about Microsoft trying to ban Microslop on its Discord. Now I shall say Microslop a lot. That’s how it works. It’s good when Microsoft, a company that likes genocide and environmental destruction, doesn’t like things.

Camryn, what has hurt on and off for the last few days that you should probably call and see a doctor about?

I Feel Shitty, Oh So Shitty, Oh So Shitty And Witty And Shite. It's 5:00AM

I'll be more active in here and on patreon #sheraandtheprincessesofpower #catradora

"This is why I only respect our Tales of Tribute officers" — @rhotrans.bsky.social

And for those of us that fall into both fetish and horror? Good luck! 🖤 🫦

:3

IYKYK

unleashing my horrifying genitals signified by the sign of the Sun

OH COME ON

women

Billy Corgan became a raging transphobe because we're the true experts at smashing pumpkins

The Sole Survivor when they're supposed to be looking for their son

Bol payne again Cut it off

HAPPY GILMORE: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? KARLA AND LATIFA:

Death to America.

So I've just found out what the Australian definition of "illegal porn" is and it's eye-watering

Brain not on today Not on this week really Actually had difficult feeding myself tonight because of it It’s always nice to be reminded that I’m disabled by the Funny Nerd Brain Syndrome

you should keep drying up their user revenue source in the middle of trying to take the company public

Rim Me And Call Me Jesus It's 1:00PM

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template for whoever wants it, add whatever Vivec quote you like

Absolute bliss 😌

💅

Marik - oh GEEZ, I have another one of our head hairs wrapped around my BALLS! Bakura - the best way to avoid THAT is to not have balls. 😈 I’ll get the garden shears M - thank Christ B - wait, you’re Christian? M - there are Christians in Egypt. We are a small minority. Like the sexy femboys

Want to rend your enemy’s penis asunder? Just click your Spellbook, scroll down to the “Asunder” chapter, and select “Penis”

Record Yourself Pissing On VHS It's 1:00PM

Please explain www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02...

If you’re not actively in the fight to preserve Section 230 then I do not care about your thoughts on algospeak. The enactment of FOSTA/SESTA in 2018 was the first attack on Section 230, and it is directly to blame for online censorship of sexual language, even before algorithms made it worse.

Anyway, here’s an article I missed last year about Scope unlawfully detaining an intellectually disabled man for 25 years www.theage.com.au/national/vic...

James May, when his alarm clock doesn't go off

Oh Cock It's 11:00AM

You found Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion