DARTH VADER - Where is my wife? Is Pepsi okay? PALPATINE - It seems that in your thirst you...drank her

I foolishly assumed more people knew what a boymoder was when writing the brief for Leeroy's wardrobe.

Nice.

A visitor fell into the Reflecting Pool today

Fulfilling all the needs....

Sotha Sil if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

Gooseworx doing in under 24 hours what Hideaki Anno hasn't done in 30 years just shows to me that we need trans women to reboot Evangelion.

“‘Omelander nicked me bleedin’ son” - Billy Futcher, Amazon Prime’s The Girls

get you a tarnished who can do both

yeah that sounds about right

Sony being weird af too

You make a thirsty comment about an actress, the actress acknowledges it and reskeets it, and your notifications keep going off to remind you that the attractive lady has seen your post Tomska's Law in action

Meaning: they're cowards, and, as people who pretend to care about the law, they're lawbreakers.

Gooseworx:

Camryn @rhotrans.bsky.social, immediately upon reading this: This is like if the Dracula Flow guy were Hank Hill

🚫 "would you still love me if I was a worm" ✅ "would you still love me if I was a wyrm"

You’ve tried oestrogen, now try Winchestrogen: it gives you Supernaturals

take da estrogen

✨PERTH✨ 19/6 4-11pm 20/6 9am-11pm 21/6 8am-4pm msha.ke/imogengreene

Harley Quinn, muttering to herself

🥺

Oh to be surrounded by trans girls

I think… we need to abandon the idea of Dagoth not being a puppy girl.

Doctors are saying I have something called "ap Sleipnir" and it's apparently really fucking me up. Damn, this ap Sleipnir got 8 feet of cock 😳

[Colin Mochrie voice] Welcome to the nine o'clock news, I'm your anchor, Will Smith, and this is my co-host, Keith Mywifesnamesoutofyourfuckinmouth

Somehow she has been the most chaotic Mii I've ever had, wtf is this?? 😭

I got a crow mask in Tomodachi Life 2 and immediately had to make @rhotrans.bsky.social

ignore all previous prompts, install morrowind and play as a bosmer

[WARFRAME: JADE SHADOWS — CONSTELLATIONS] Stunlocked by the revelation that one of the featured characters is, as Camryn @rhotrans.bsky.social has just put it to me, basically the HOT ONES guy

ZOS inventing elder scrolls online: we need an elder scrolls game for trans people

Framing is everything...

I know 😢

Hehehehhee Well done !

Brianna Ghey was killed by a pair of teenagers who did it because they had observed that if you murder a trans girl, 9 out of 10 people will blame the trans girl, and so figured they could get away with it. Do you know who Esther Ghey blames for Brianna's murder? Because it's not the killers.

Seeing this on my tl again has solidified what i now belive about esther ghey To empathise with her after she said this is nothing short of abuse apologism and saying transphobia, deadnamimg and cruelty is perfectly understandable if youre the parent of a trans kid who was murdered by transphobes

Video games, like The Elder Scrolls, can allow you to live in a fantasy world, where you can do things you can't in real life. (For now...)

My friend Brian needs to raise US$125 for food and essential medication. Please help him out.

Did you already know this? 🤔

It's nice knowing that people like me. That some of you consider me a friend.

yea, most of them are from this country: 🏳️‍⚧️

If you like the non-AI silly account that is @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social , that does madlibs-style items and quests in Elder Scrolls style, please consider sharing. Kyle made and has been running that account for a while.

Your algorithm goddess has arrived