There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who play SKYRIM and go "Oh my God, Mario!" 2. people who play MARIO games and go "Oh my God, Paarthurnax!"

ur not gonna believe who just blocked me lol

*checks inventory*

God I just look too good with fangs

A suitable fit for today's special event~ If you know what it is, shush, no spoilers 🤭

The LDS Church in Australia has shaped my family for the worse for literal generations. The day the last statue of Moroni is pulverised, melted down, or otherwise destroyed (as appropriate depending on the material) humanity will be one step closer to freedom

I feel like this Twitter ad does a pretty good job of conveying what they want Grok to be about

She’s bloody sick of this shit guys

😭

ok unfortunately,

LIVE GLACIALLY DIE AT AN INDETERMINATE AGE LEAVE SOMETHING SCIENTISTS WOULD STRUGGLE TO CLASSIFY AS A "CORPSE"

The Dumbing of Age Book 15: I'M A TRASH GOBLIN WHO CRAVES MESS Kickstarter is live! Come get a book or fifteen! www.kickstarter.com/projects/dum...

i don’t care if i’m a guilty pleasure for you 💘✨

the greatest "Infowars Parody" was adult swim's TruthPoint, invented by @dril.bsky.social and myself we've retained the IP, so the onion guys are allowed to help us revive that program. would love to work with them 😉

fucked up that polymarket is a dystopian tech company rather than a place you go to buy fresh produce from the local farmer and her three boyfriends

Imagine trying to insult me and accidentally hyping my body up instead...

Its official!

Happy Lesbian Week to all those who partake.

Sigh. Can’t take me anywhere 🤷‍♀️

Finding an accommodation for your disability that actually works at 34

$30K! FREE AMBER MAGNETS unlocked! Pledge for something that I gotta send to you in an envelope, and she's yours! www.kickstarter.com/projects/dum...

so romantic

Kind of love that the conversation spoke about what we did in the past (squatted and built public housing) when there were rising encampments of people experiencing homelessness here: theconversation.com/homeless-cam...

Good grief! Charli Brown is a lot happier after her egg cracked, and disaster lesbians Peppermint Patty and Marcie are of course very supportive! (And their former crush on the ol’ blockhead makes a lot more sense now!) 🪁

QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood

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Yesterday @reified-systems.itch.io pointed out that Basil's face from this Fawlty Towers VHS collection is nearly exactly The Expression from Disco Elysium, and my mind is blown. I genuinely think this may be the original inspiration! So many details match up

nit.com.au/17-04-2026/2... IMAGE SHOWS AUSTRALIAN POLICE OFFICER IN PLAIN CLOTHES ASTRIDE A 13 YEAR OLD ABORIGINAL GIRL!!!

Thank you @tgeroticaawards.bsky.social for giving me the Transcendence Award ❤️ It’s so nice to have a trophy in my home that literally says I’m not a wash up. I’m loved by my industry and stuff. Really warmed my heart 🫠

It is done, and I am a bad person.

yeah im not drawing that one

Cozy weekend vibes ❤️

Age-verification laws have pushed more and more users to sites with illegal content. If a site ignores laws around rape, it’s sure as hell not complying with some state level AV law. These laws are driving traffic to the worst parts of the internet. If only someone had warned regulators!

“5 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 5 trans girls teabagging you

Xbox is having a day

"Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was a dwarf planet?????" "No, I said, she was fucking Pluto!"

Yorkshire druid specializing in manipulating carnivorous plants

weird way to spell sex tourism, but it's not like i expected anything from the economist

Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine

Exactly one year ago today:

Pommy's Poppin Puppy Pussy is gonna be a reality soon! but while catching up on the rest of my comms and drawing lots of new smut while I'm bedbound and recovering is gonna be very convenient and very fun, I won't be able to work my very wholesome day job !! So any help would be really appreciated 💕

shot & chaser

Holy shit, we sold out our Again Again premiere in 5 hours!!!

These thighs were made for cuddlin

would like to have a wee little word with all the people who said everyone was overreacting to the california OS age signal legislation