Something something thick thighs… might end you… respectfully.

Can't wait to return to Adelaide in just a few weeks for the footy. Excited to attend my first Gather round! I have some availability remaining during my trip for catch ups.

It's almost that time again! I'll be in Perth again soon for many shenanigans and I just need to kiss @ameliakennedyxx.bsky.social So let's make that happen yeah?

Belated happy hump day and sweet dreams 😘😘

✨Manifesting✨ More couples and "double" dates please universe 🙏🏼 It's been far too long, I'm having withdrawals.

Sydney, Perth & Melbourne shoot locations are on the way. Be sure to subscribe to my newsletter on my site to be the first to find out 💌

“SW isn’t a real job” Funny… the tax man seemed VERY convinced it was when he sent me a bill to pay the other day. If it’s imaginary, I’d really love an imaginary refund to match.

My early morning visitor stole my lace panties I had drying on the back of my bathroom door 😲😂 Grateful they didn't take a pair that's from a matching set but geez.

Can’t believe how fast the time is flying by this year! It’s already time for me to head for Brisbane. 🥰 I’ll be there from next Sunday for the whole week and because it’s a long trip I’ll have a bit of spare time. Whatever will I do with myself? Hehe 😋😈💋

✨This week in Brisbane✨ Tues 2.30pm, 8-10pm Wed 10am-4pm, 8-10pm Thurs 2-10pm Fri 9am-11pm Sat 11am-11pm Sun 12-10pm Link in bio Xox

Are you a Morning 🌄, Noon 🌞 or Night 🌛 sex person?

I've said it before and I'll say it again, sex is the least interesting thing about sex. The best erotic films know this. It’s the ache before the act: the glances, the restraint, the wanting. I wrote about the movies that get it right.

I don’t know if anyone’s told you, but booking a provider is good for the soul. 💖

We live in constant fear of being wiped from the internet. I've already lost multiple accounts in other places and here isn't safe either. Do yourselves a favour and join my telegram channel or sign up to my newsletter which you can do via my website (link is in my bio).

It's almost that time again! I'll be in Perth again soon for many shenanigans and I just need to kiss @ameliakennedyxx.bsky.social So let's make that happen yeah?

I'm so excited to reconnect with a familiar face this weekend and then another early next week. New faces are always lovely to meet but seeing someone you have a relaxed and established connection with, it's something else.

I do love a handy man. Every time I sit at my desk, I think of the gentleman caller who spent our date building it for me. I gluck gluck, you construct 😉 I tease , you assemble with ease

Insomnia my old friend, I see we meet again. Do I lay in bed and watch tv instead hopefully by to wall asleep before dawn or get up and finish my new website and do admin?

The bookstore really never stood a chance 📚 A small appreciation post for two of my favourite indulgences, good books & good makeup. I'm feeling very loved right now, thanks to some generous bday spoiling. A little smut, a little chaos, a touch of glam… exactly how I like it.

I love that he loves me so much that he can never be far from me.

Going for dinner is GFE. Cuddling is GFE. Remembering Christmas and Valentine's Day is GFE. Feeling good is GFE. Chilling by the pool is GFE. Going to see a film/ opera/ exhibition together, breakfast in bed, picnics in the park, surprising her "just because" ... it's all GFE.

And because I missed it yesterday 😬

Happy 🍑 day xo

I have my hair appt in a couple weeks and I need to give inspo to my hairdresser. I can't choose between creamy, ashy or pearl. HELP!

Me: I'm just going to do some basic meal prep and the laundry. Also me: ADHD says you're going to clean instead, rearrange all the furniture, do half the laundry and forget the meal prep.

i really enjoy the company of chatty men 😮‍💨 when men moan and say things out loud during s*x it is so hot to me and i recommend more of you try doing that "that feels so fucking good. omg you're so sexy. im so into you. this feels so good. do that again. you're so good at that. what the f*ck."

Don’t miss this rare opportunity! X

✨Remaining availability in Brisbane this week.✨ Tonight 9-11pm Wednesday 12-10pm Thursday 2-8pm Friday 4-11pm Saturday 10am-midnight Sunday 12-10pm

I just had an American visitor that looked like a young Alex O'Loughlin 🥵🥵 holy hell.

If you're a woman considering booking me and you see this- this is your sign. Girl get in my inbox and into my bed. (Just left an amazing date and I want more.)

Can't wait to return to Adelaide in just a few weeks for the footy. Excited to attend my first Gather round! I have some availability remaining during my trip for catch ups.

Sass or ass… go on, decide. Either way, you’re in for a ride.

It's steak and Bj day! I've got the steak covered...

Well my snapchat didn't last long. People can't follow the rules and this is why we can't have nice things. 🤷🏼‍♀️

My uber driver is blasting Backstreet boys and NSYNC, it's a vibe. Car karaoke on the way to blow someone's mind.

I like to eat so it's off to pick up heavy things and put them down again repeatedly.

Friday energy: half the office is working… the other half is trying very hard to concentrate. Consider this your official distraction and permission slip for an early mark. Productivity may recover on Monday… maybe. 😉 Available in Brisbane this weekend for further distractions.

A throwback that popped up in my memories

Happy 🍑 day

I'm going to go get my nails done tomorrow and I need help deciding.

Here's to my last year in my 30s! Thank you for all the birthday Love so far today, waking up to Beems from some of my favourite people has made my day start so bright despite the weather. If you'd like to show me a little birthday love too: Beem: Imogengreene Throne: throne.com/imogengreene ❤️❤️

It's a rainy weekend in Brisbane and looking like it will be the week coming too. Perfect clothesless cuddles wrapped up in bed.

Call Her Daddy podcast episode with Sarah J Maas! If you're a fantasy/romantasy fan you need to watch it. It was great and my whole year has been made!!

This year is looking INTENSE & honestly I wouldn't have it any other way. The ADHD brain is certainly a bit all or nothing. ✨3 balls to attend ✨6 costumes to make ✨Shoot planning for myself & 1 other ✨3 websites so far to build ✨A HUGE interstate move to organise & execute.

39 this coming Monday

They're coming along very nicely. A Bunnings trip is needed though, i'm covered in rub n buff (yeah I know there's a joke in there lol) I need to go get turps, more brushes and a bunch of other things. If anyone would like to treat me to supplies, a sweet little beem would be so appreciated xo

I've taken a break from the corset I'm creating whilst I wait for a couple more supplies to arrive. I just finished a set of forearm/wrist guards for 1 costume ready to be painted and chromed silver tomorrow and another setting ATM so I can assemble them.