I'm having to explain who Chiitan is to one of my work colleagues and it's making them think I'm insane.

My first playthrough, I played as a Breton woman in Skyrim. I played as a Breton woman in Oblivion. Morrowind I started as a Breton, slept on the ground, got attacked by a rat, and the first time took damage I immediately restarted the game and played as a Dunmer.

Wearing heels and still being shorter than (some) people is weirdly gender affirming. I can’t explain why, though.

Throwback to my birthday cake from last year.

SHE’S AT IT AGAIN

My wife is so much funnier than me, omg. I tried to get her to do streaming or something when she worked with ZOS, but she refused. Y'all are missing out. 😔

I survived a shot of whiskey last night. 🫨

Alright chat, got some crown crates for my birthday. Let's see if I get this sexy pirate shirt!

rip robert mueller you taught me it was okay to do nothing when faced with the most consequential task of my life

mfw I have to socialize on my birthday

I woke up and my back was sore for no apparent reason. I truly have reached an age.

I am officially on the wrong side of 30 as of an hour ago. 🙃

Part of me wants to go to bed early so this shitty day is over sooner, but then it will be tomorrow… 😥

jfc

Update: They are putting estrogen inside the Walmart cakes. All is well.

🥲 Bad day.

>claims to be pro life >

My surgeon sent me a message with the most cruel and strange thing you could ever say to a millennial. I am not allowed to use ibuprofen for the next 3 weeks. 😭🥺

should i be concerned…?

AHHHHH! Huge thank you to @pantaloonzzz.bsky.social for drawing my silly Sotha Sil design! She’s so cute. 😭🥰

This made me have the horrifying realization that I will no longer be able to cosplay Foul Murder Voryn. 😔

I’m excited to report that I have been approved for my transgender operation! :D Someone let dog balls guy know.

I was yelling the words “dick butt” into a microphone when my landlord came to the door. How is your day going?

I had the realization that I started dating my wife 17 years ago, and now I am having a crisis. I’m so fucking old, chat.

The one major downside of estrogen is being fucking cold.

My wife told me this was an “unc-ass post”. I don’t know what that means, I’m uncultured.

I’m in a mood this morning.

🫡

Bizarre to have lived long enough to see the discussion of media presentation go from “I don’t like the black bars on the top and bottom of the screen” to “I don’t want all the videogame characters to have lip fillers”

New Polygon article: Autistic Trans Girl Pays Legendary Voice Actor to Say The Word "Transgender"

Good god in heaven that looks shit

This is going to get my kneecaps busted, I stg.

wtf happened last night

Had this song playing on loop for the last few hours for no reason in particular.

Made me think of @dagothurthegod.bsky.social

Had dinner. Feeling a bit better. My wife bought bantam eggs instead of regular eggs and it took like 20 of them to make a single omelette. 😭

Well… My dad saw this photo. “i don't approve of his choice”

One half of my evil plan has arrived in the mail. Muahahaha.

I am STILL pissed about this, lmao.

Decided to skip Sabrina for now and go fight Blaine instead, which of course was another Legs sweep.

I realized after not playing these games for a decade that I could not remember how to get through the Silph Co, so this was actually a fun bit of the adventure! Noooo idea how I am going to beat Sabrina with this team though, heh…

After a bit of a break, I finally got around to training my team up a little. Gonna attempt Koga. 👀

There are baseless accusations being thrown against me that I wish to debunk immediately. I am not a puppy girl, and never will be.

I’m crying, this is so goddamn funny. I am an (almost) 35-year-old human, what the frick.

Fuck it, we ballin’.

Well. I finished one. 10 pages to go and my brain is fucking mush. I may need to lay down for a bit...

I love being in the Midwest :D

Yesterday I was so sick that I think I was only conscious for about 2 hours total. Trying to catch up on work today, and it has taken me 90 minutes to write 2 paragraphs. I have to write 12 pages by Monday. Gods give me strength.