I think it must be a trans curse to only think I look cute in blurry video thumbnails on my camera roll.

Something I miss from TikTok is the transfem slideshows. Those things slapped.

Something they don’t warn you about bra shopping is all of the huffed up midwestern dads that stare angrily at you when you try to get a changing room.

I successfully went bra shopping in a bra store by myself. Praise me!

You know… I was softening on this and considering it, but fuck that.

I am going to make them kiss and I am not sorry about it.

Fell asleep at an actually reasonable time… oops.

Minnesota still has the battle flag taken from a Confederate regiment from Virginia after the Battle if Gettysburg. It is not uncommon for winters to last 6 months here. We can endure terrible things, and we hold grudges. Good will prevail.

His initial response to the backlash was "holy fuck guys we're not pushing hard for genAI" but like every statement since has been something akin to "we know you guys hate genAI, so let me assure you we're going to use genAI but it's the good genAI that you will absolutely like"

Mamdani’s New York is out of control

Incredible.

It’s very difficult to hear Walz ask the people of Minnesota to not turn to “violence” when the state has already turned to violence, repeatedly, yesterday and today…

i mean... that just sounds like a regular night out at a gay bar

Update, I had another dentist appointment and they changed my name in their system BACK to my dead name after they charged my insurance correctly. So that’s fun. I do not understand why they are doing this but it’s kind of wild.

Progesterone is a curse.

I sold my damn pants 😭

I just now got a letter in the mail saying my dentists office sent in the right name and could be paid. We live in a timeline.

*call my son* Son: hello? Me: 6 7. *he hangs up* Rude.

Mega energy that turns you woke #PokemonLegendsZA #PLZA #art

My son thinks Julian Baumgartner is Obama. I do not know why he thinks Julian is Obama, but I will never correct him.

If you see this, quote your favorite pokemon! (Wrong answers only)

I need the Benadryl shadow people to whisk me away to safety.

She has arrived 🤩

I wish to scream

It took 9 years, but I finally made my first ESO character a master crafter. 😤

Imagine starting a civil war over this dude

I found it~

This might be a longshot, but does anyone know what this armor is labeled as in the game files? I've sorted through all the armors and it doesn't seem to exist.

I tried to extract 1 mesh from Morrowind to my desktop and accidentally extracted every model, icon, and texture. Whoops.

If you see this I implore you to post a picture from your device without comment

😰

I hear happy, annoyed, and threatening cockatiel noises happening in the other room. I rush to investigate. Cockatiel is asleep. Budgie is making all of these noises, doing chirps and mocking the cockatiel's bitchiness. 10/10 jape, budgie.

🍜👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

pfft

Under the influence I picked a name that I was very attached to (this was like 3-4 years before I came out to anyone). One of my cousins used the name for kid, so I couldn't use it for myself. It started with an E, so I looked up a big list of E names with similar-ish vibes and settled on Evelyn.

Fuck yeah!

She found her husband in the group photo

Devastated to hear James Carter Cathcart (James, Meowth, Professor Oak and Gary Oak in the Pokémon anime and also former script adaptor) has passed away. He played such a big part of my childhood, even having been part of the anime since the very beginning and he will be missed.

I NEED IT

Narrator: they kept getting away with it, chat

I had a stroke of genius today. Ohmes-raht hype! 💃

Me (Looking for Herald's Seeker) I know they're around here, I can smell them. Wife: You can smell them, huh? Me: Yes, they're Hermaeus Mora monsters. So they smell like a Reddit moderator; dry semen and tears. *we kill one* Tanlorin:

This might be the most edgelord she has ever looked.

This is the perfect metaphor for how my day is going

This is the first year in probably a decade and a half that I didn't watch the fireworks.