i just want to drink monster at 12 in the morning...

My wife just had me try these... 🫠

Three and three! 🥹

I still don’t understand how Gooseworx turned Jax from the character I cared the least about to possibly one of my favorite characters in any piece of media in the span of 3 minutes, but fuckin bravo.

I’ve been catcalled twice and only called a faggot once since I left the house. Solid ratio, 10/10.

Imagine if Shinji said no and then got out of there

I feel so attacked right now.

Damn. I haven’t actually played Yugioh in a solid decade, but I would always watch Cimo’s reactions to ban lists. Genuinely funny dude. Rest in peace, Alex.

This picture still cracks me up. The theater lighting was weird and I could barely see my phone screen, so I legitimately did not realize my feet were in the shot until 2 hours after I posted it.

I have been laying in bed depressed and on the edge of a panic attack for the last two hours. I just realized what the cause is. We saw a newborn at the movies earlier. Cute little sad babby, tiny and wrinkly and smol... It’s fricken baby fever. I am so goddamn mad. Why would estrogen do this??

Argonian Nerevarine and Dagoth Ur wearing these outfits

Feel as though people will truly never understand his death. He was killed for being an Indigenous Queer Man with a Transgender Partner. Every single one of those signifiers on axis/intersections/marginalizations is extremely important, but it is in tandem all at once not just because he “Gay”.

You know what? Forget what I said yesterday. Sometimes you don’t need to read comments.

If any of you want to add me on handheld gaming console, feel free. But you’re not allowed to make fun of how much I play Pokémon. 😠

I always feel conflicted when I see people reposting my stuff on Reddit or whatever. On one hand, I am probably the only person that would prefer NOT to be credited or linked back to. I feel like the shitposts belong to the community, not me. On the other hand, I like reading the comments. 🤷‍♀️

This was actually my second attempt, because I took it from a slightly lower angle originally and it looked absolutely obscene... Plus I made it so much sassier.

Just got kicked out of the gala for wearing a t-shirt with cut off sleeves. WTF, this is America, whatever happened to the right to bare arms??

I continue to need a nap.

Trump Makes Figurines Of Himself, Ivanka Kiss In Miniature Ballroom Model

I think this means I’m dying, chat. RIP bozo.

My 50-year-old uncle and his friends making gross comments about my 19-year-old then-girlfriend’s boobs was really the final nail in the coffin for me when it comes to masculinity. I still think about that shit 16 years later, it’s just gross.

Why did you transition, right answers only I never felt comfortable with masculinity and I always felt like there was an inherent toxicity to it. I didn’t really know there was a way out of it other than self-destructive behavior. Hurt myself so I am incapable of hurting others.

Lore drop: I had a boyfriend in 6th grade. I broke up with him because he wouldn’t trade me a Torchic in Pokémon Ruby. 😔 Josh, if you’re out there somewhere… fuck you.

I need a nap.

I like this definition because it disqualifies me from the title of puppy girl. 🙂‍↕️

it meeee

I have decided that the rest of today will be a great day.

I graduated high school 17 years ago today. What have I done with my life? I'm a fat dad roleplaying an antagonist from a 24-year-old video game on the internet.

"She said NO PICKLES!!!!"

ugh, it's estrogen day and I don't want to~ just a little bit of osteoporosis wouldn't hurt? as a treat?

fuk 😭

As much as I thought this game was pure trash, I did love my playthrough team.

… what? Bro, I have hatched eggs on this route for dozens of hours, what do you mean I never fought you???

It just occurred to me that I forgot to show off my graduation hat.

steak too juicy, lobster too buttery, boobs too big. back hurts. 😭

I've got bad news for Lord Hircine.

boobs

I found these in my Snapchat history from a decade ago. How much tequila did I have…?

It's Saturday night. I've got no date, a 2-liter bottle of Shasta, and my all Rush mix tape... Let’s rock.

I had a cheeseburger for breakfast and I'm having an omelette for dinner. Being an adult is great.

Fuck, I really want a smash burger with a fried egg on top.

nooooooo, i have the hiccups... 😭

She's sultry*, she's sexy*, and she's DRIVING THE MONGREL DOGS OF THE EMPIRE FROM MORROWIND~

I’m told that I burned out at least 4 of these VHS tapes as a child.

everyone is becoming friends

KINGER YOU CAN’T SAY THAT

kinger no