Magical girl wrestling? 👀

That's about the same concentration of caffeine (or less) than a similar volume of coffee.

I have no idea what peaky blinders even is.

Normalise just sending your favourite artist a cheque to a P.O. box with a note that says "Thanks for helping me jerk it!"

It's actually laughably easy to design clothing that is variably adjustable for a changing body size (to a point) but because the societal norm is to dress like an idiot we just put up with having to look for clothes constantly.

It's so hard finding trousers that are well fitting and comfortable. My ass is too big and my waist is too skinny. I'm too snatched to exist comfortably in this world.

a ten year old found evidence suggesting the existence of genetic memory, fucking amazing www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhES...

Wind noise woke me up last night mid-dream and I got to experience a hallucination where my bed was surrounded by shifting chemical and alchemical symbols, a bit like a summoning circle. That's good, right?

Explore www.essehouse.co.uk for more info. Applications for housing in 2026 is open via the inclusive homes section on the website. (Ignore the £90/week rent that's quoted. We can do it cheaper than that, so we are going to) 3/3

I have negotiated fantastic terms from my personal contacts, which will eventually see the properties being owned by the community, in trust, for the sole use of the trans community. This isn't an idea. It's happening - and it is going to save lives. 2/3

I endorse this message. Can't afford it DIY? Group together, reduce your bills, share. I will have cheap housing available before the end of the year - you'll never be charged more than housing benefit will cover, giving security to tenants in the event of unemployment. 1/3

feeling p vindicated in my life goals recently tbqh

Making a video essay about the biology of Metal Gear Solid and concluding it by stating that the Y chromosome is technically dominant, which means Solid Snake, who only has recessive genes, has a high likelihood of being trans (FTM) or intersex.

Got roasted by wife for buying too much denim. She said "you've got the Canadian tuxedo" 😭😭😭

Ok I'm going to see that movie.

nerding out about graphs with my wife she is literally perfect

Got deep into alchemy huh? what where you researching babe, the unification of the masculine and the divine feminine? i see you

Isaac Newton was kind of a twink.

My college application got accepted with a condition that I gotta complete my current course :333

It's actually really hard to get a nice big sack full of short grain grade-A rice in the east of Scotland, weirdly enough.

There are things you should know about me.

I've got a a hat full of pussy and no where to hang it.

I made my ebike go faster and it's scary now.

You can beat Dark Souls but you can't eat 5 portions of fruits or vegetables a day?

I have become a sparkling water enjoyer.

Brb gotta become the most efficient organism to ever exist real quick *goes down hill on a bike with the wind at my bike*

I have made calculus illegal.

They're defending women's rights. The right to look like complete shit.

Send my wife money to get out of the US, she is trans she doesn't deserve to be subjected to the transphobic US government. gofund.me/c46a6044

more like KKKeir Starmer.

"movies that flop are bad" dicks can also flop but that doesn't stop them from going hard

I feel like the part of the eightfold path that covers sexual desire never took feminizing hormones into account.

This is my definition of Gnosticism @jennyazoth.bsky.social

Meditatively sucking off girls under a waterfall to train my stamina.

I go from wanting to look like a dykey goth emo whore to wanting to look like I climb mountains and meditate under waterfalls all the time.

I get about 2 hours of useable energy a day and the rest is spent staring at the ceiling or my phone.

Hello! I reviewed GreedFall 2 for @techradar.com!!!! www.techradar.com/gaming/greed...

Did my 20 min bike commute today in 10 :0

Kum susser todd? I bet you do ye dirty bastard.

Does anybody else have dreams where the main mode of getting around is ice skating? Just without the ice and the skates?

It's something about drinking from holy grails and experiencing zen or some shit idk I got bored decoding it at like 20% of the way through

I wanna go to the movies this weekend but the last 4 times I've bought a movie ticket I just haven't been fucking bothered to go, lol

To the Joker, Fat Cock Friday is Normal Cock Friday.

Werner Herzog was such good friends with a pedophile nazi that he made a documentary on it titled "My Best Friend".

Me (emotionally manipulative master): Should I kill myself... Or have a cup of coffee My simple servant with hunch back and 1 eye: Cup of coffee my lord!! Cup of coffee

BREAKING: Keir Starmer has died after being rushed to hospital in shampoo bottle related bathroom incident.

Keir Starmer is such a brick.