Jack me off once? Shame on you. Jack me off twice?

skype

why though?

This existed, it was called Flexible Survival, and I had a skunk girl on it that turned into a giant bouncy lady with a horse penis on it

These exist they're called IRC servers.

In a real universe people would be talking about their CoC builds instead of elden ring

*leaning back in my chair* Dog women with breasts. Dog women with breasts. Let me tell you about dog women with breasts. There was this game called Corruption of Champions that had a wolf woman with huge fucking melons,

Me learning biology: what would the pronouns be of each type of white blood cell?

You can't spell "posting" without "psychosis".

i love drugs

After the water company CEOs the people who run our trains should be shot as well.

hello my gender is [prefer not to say]

being queer doesn't make you part of a "community" and the thing you call the "queer community" is actually something called a fandom and it was created in the 2010s to sell rainbow target merchandise made in sweatshops.

You promised youd love and take care of me after the operation, didn't you oni-chan 🥺✨

Alright, here me out.

Mutual aid request for a disabled trans woman trying to leave the US. gofund.me/c46a6044

Help a disabled trans woman escape the USA!

If you have fundraisers for yourself you need to *stop* promoting ones for others until yours is done.

Sucking dick is the healthiest replacement for vaping, trust me sis.

Ants can't make vaccines or go to space what is this nonsense.

Bro they are doing chiropractory on wild sharks their skeleton is mostly cartilage you FUCKING FREAKS

Everything is so fake. People getting hundreds of thousands of likes with ai videos, videos from sports celebrations and other countries - to fake support for this kidnapping.

Seriously I feel like I've made a breakthrough in my analysis of why people are drawn to AI, and I think it's just the vast majority of you should not be on here in the first place because you actually fucking hate using computers.

I don't think AI is gonna kill the Internet because most of you cunts actually fucking hate using it in the first place.

Nobody ever spat on soldiers or called them baby killers what are you guys on about "making it popular again"??

Hey guys what if everyone in the world has a basic standard of living and everyone just shared their resources equally in order to get it?

Witness the power of my asshole to withstand an ice cold shower from my bidet.

if you look like this dm me

Just made the Amazon guy smile by offering him some waffles lol.

Introducing: waffles for women.

I'm a balding gen Zer if you sexualize my favorite video game I'm going to kill my self.

That's definitely what he says

i don't want to see cis peoples opinions on yume nikki

wrasslin up a cat @bartlebyjones.biz

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

Water is so beautiful, especially when I'm halfway through gulping down a glass and start feeling like I'm drowning but refuse to stop.

I'm gonna knot your eyes out.

Watch my wife stream or I'll kill you nicely.

still streaming bsky.app/profile/jenn...

ok im actually streaming now

This theme plays every time I win an argument on the internet (always). www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS9x...

Going to get back into streaming Homestuck, read-through starts tomorrow when I feel up to it probably in the early morning EST twitch.tv/jenny_azoth Feel free to follow if you wanna tune in

Someone made steam decks work as wii u gamepads, lol.

To me, "Crazy Bones" are just normal bones.

Donald Trump's circulatory system could do the funniest thing right now.