It's something about drinking from holy grails and experiencing zen or some shit idk I got bored decoding it at like 20% of the way through

I wanna go to the movies this weekend but the last 4 times I've bought a movie ticket I just haven't been fucking bothered to go, lol

To the Joker, Fat Cock Friday is Normal Cock Friday.

Werner Herzog was such good friends with a pedophile nazi that he made a documentary on it titled "My Best Friend".

Me (emotionally manipulative master): Should I kill myself... Or have a cup of coffee My simple servant with hunch back and 1 eye: Cup of coffee my lord!! Cup of coffee

BREAKING: Keir Starmer has died after being rushed to hospital in shampoo bottle related bathroom incident.

Keir Starmer is such a brick.

If Garfield was The Joker he would love Mondays.

Wut

You know what fuck you *breaks all of your weak hydrogen bonds*

As at greggs for the first time in about ten years. Eww.

In the UK, anything that doesn't help rich people launder money is completely superfluous to running costs and function, which is everything runs just badly enough to keep everyone busy and desperate, but not to so badly people start rioting.

To USAians, liquids can be called gas and things that are inflammable are actually flammable.

I work in a small independent cafe, and if I'm ever serving a Labour supporter I add 3 espressos to their coffee and then tell them the toilet is out of order.

Regarding white cis men, "The Dildo of Consequences" is, for most purposes, frictionless. Scientists have been trying to study this effect for decades with the hopes of unlocking interstellar travel.

But have you considered that Bungee Gum as both the properties of rubber and gum?

happy international women's day

BREAKING: Kier Starmer has died.

Hmmm me? I'm not doing much. Oh shoot *drops my personal modded minecraft server with over 300 hours worth of playtime all over the floor* oh woops, i've dropped my personal modded minecraft server with over 300 hours worth of playtime all over the floor how silly of me haha.... unless???

As an honorary Cluster B I will do my best to be sexy and cool from now on.

I will never forgive you for this

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

Making a new forcefem genre called choicefemme where I kidnap twinks and give them a choice of injecting themselves with HRT or having their limbs blown off in some sort of Saw-like contraption.

Wolfenstein II is one of those games that are so good I'm scared to ever replay just in case I'm imagining how good it is.

This is maybe 5% of the games I could confidently call my favourite. There are too many good games. my9games.com

Can't wait to get dementia tbh. One day when I'm old ass fuck I'll want to crank my shit sloppy style and then stumble on some tentacle porn and react to it like I've never seen it before.

I mean the way a tick buries itself into your skin when disturbed could also be described as a defiant act of survival.

I want tentacles to fuck people with, I don't think that's unreasonable to ask for.

Why did everyone get so obsessed with The Joker back there for a good like decade.

Realised I've been having a hard time at college lately in part because I actually fucking hate taking notes via laptop and would rather just write everything down -_-;;;

This is maybe 5% of the games I could confidently call my favourite. There are too many good games. my9games.com

all right thats it go to your room *puts you in the orgone harvesting box*

You ever think about how ecstacy use during the 90s and 2000s was probably doing a lot to keep people a lot healthier than they otherwise would be due to the fact the people on it feel compelled to exercise and drink water?

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Focus M.

Got a thermal printer to let me quickly print out diagrams and reference lists to add to my notes.

I wish they had just made more Returnal rather than make yet another Grimdark McArmourDad simulator.

Why don't they just make computer cases that are square and have one big fan instead of a bunch of annoying little ones?

Maybe in the future we'll all agree that technology is the result of protein synthesis and not seperate from that and everything will become easier.

Sorry for being autistic about gender on main it'll happen again.

I'm actually a big fan of just giving sex chromosomal arrangements a type rather than saying "male or female", because sometimes you're dealing with more than 2 chromosomal layouts, it's less ambiguous, and it's just polite.

My cockatiel is obsessed with trying to eat my granola. It is forbidden.

tl;dr u can't tell people what their sex/gender identity is by looking at them, they have to communicate it to u.

All reasons for karyotyping in humans are based on direct perception of the phenotype based on stereotypical generalities. The fact that phenotype changes in 99.99% of cases throughout life via chemical induced metamorphosis is of no concern to the bigot, who abhors change and difference.

Western man you must commit genocide to protect your FunkoPops.

Firefly was pish when it came out and it'll be pish again in any future itirations.