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im going to melt into a puddle of jenny now

new “image that makes you feel like you’re having a stroke” just dropped

With alt-text for accessibility, because this teenage Bronze Age sheep-ankle-bone gaming champion girl deserves to be known. #JoyScrolling

guardïan bïrd

whomst amongst us

“kicking a subdued person in the head is ok because he is still holding a knife he is unable to let go of due to being tasered” is the kind of logic that brought us abu ghraib and anyone who thinks criticizing police violence is wrong is a fascist 🤷‍♀️

shes SPOILING ME

Showing Jenny the Finest UK cuisine money can buy.

swear to god nothing has radicalized like me like watching rich men burn our planet, dry up our freshwater and poison our kids to invent the world’s most powerful technology — a robot chick who laughs at all their jokes

SCOTLAND IS AMAZING. THERE'S SO MANY SHEEP

The US government, pointing at a pile of cocaine: narcotic Every doctor: that is like the exact opposite of a narcotic my dude, it- US government, pointing at a now smaller pile of cocaine: I am the arbiter and the executioner of *sniff* reality

the feminine urge to disappear without notice for 3-6 months

New York Governor Hochul: “Renée Good was murdered by a federal agent. Reassigning Jonathan Ross is not accountability. If he’s in New York, he must be removed immediately.”

doing a tarot reading in the airport and i drew two eights in a row (eights tend to symbolize travel and movement), you love to see it

god I'm so fucking gay

I like how their reflex to all pull their fucking guns out at the same time 100% prevented them from easily stopping this guy kinda slowly jogging through security lmao

In less than 24 hours I will be kissing another woman on the lips gay style.

I love how often somebody who makes a career out of being analytical and skeptical ends up revealing that they believe in one particular thing that is just absolute total bullshit. There’s always something

Woke up and am still fucking livid at the Alex Jones shit. Yes, we all know the rich and powerful have their own rules, but usually it’s with a veneer of our shared reality. This is just pulling legal proceedings out of thin air. All so *Alex Jones* never has to face a consequence.

I'm gonna say it. Fat women.

flying out to Scotland while fuel prices skyrocket over the course of hours really makes me feel like I'm racing against the plot of a disaster film

your daily reminder that “wholesome” and “clean” are actually fascist dogwhistles and it’s not even subtle

paprika is so good

apollo justice: ace attorney is a 2026 period piece

group chat sharing pretransition photos that are the biggest jump scares i've ever seen in my life so i'd like to take a second to say: thank you estrogen for turning sad boys into beautiful women 🙏 love of my life

shoutout to the recruiter who managed to get me scheduled for a drug test same day

Now do stocks.

is my niche now just making hot demons?

im going around my apartment nervously cleaning and accumulating stuff into a bag to pack aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im SO EXCITED >:OOOOOOO

shut up nerd

Gonna be honest guys your lack of saying Kill All Fascists often enough has really driven up the rent on bluesky lately.

*makes cat noises at you until you give me pets and/or scritches*

for a moment i got my hopes up that the job I got would let me continue on my pussyquest but no they don't offer health benefits for this position

laying in bed until the earth reclaims my biomass

Post a meme made by you

What does a transexual lesbian pirate say? Arrrr, scissor me timber.

playing chess to burn off nervous energy, let's see if i find a sucker

if you're looking for my fear and hunger vods check here youtu.be/uam1xRSjtDM

I GOT A JOB THO

i support what age quietly steals!

jackass is the ultimate test on my ability to ever trust a port-a-potty

Oh no oh shit oh woops

Happy 7th anniversary to this tweet, which explained exactly what would go on to happen.

thank u gideon nav <3 #tlt #gideonnav #thelockedtomb #gideontheninth

i am enjoying fear and hunger way too much to be healthy