Dance, dance, dance To the radio youtu.be/6dBt3mJtgJc?...

Had a dream last night about you my friend Had a dream I wanted to sleep next to plastic youtu.be/9_KBOajlBhY?...

Lost track of how many times I saw these guys at 930 in the '80s. washingtoncitypaper.com/article/7866...

BREAKING: Organizers of a neo-Nazi summit on "remigration" just revealed that Gregory Bovino is their special guest star this weekend in Portugal: www.theredoubt.net/afd-republic...

"We have to bail out farms or else corporations will buy up all the farmland" is a CONSERVATIVE TALKING POINT. Conservatives are good at holding up bogeyman to scare people into doing what they want! In reality, this belief just helps funnel bailout money TO CORPORATE FARMS & INVESTORS.

Crucial advice for #NationalBiscuitDay From a strategic baked goods planning document published in 1946 by the Cake and Biscuit Manufacturers' War Time Alliance (yes, this was a thing and yes, we hold the archives - mrc-describe.epexio.com/records/CAB)

Dream Big

I spoke to Harpo Marx's son Bill about his father – and a newly unearthed recording of his dad talking, at what would be his final public appearance www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...

Dreamed I was taste testing Apple Bran Cereal (raisin bran with dried apple instead). The American Heart Association partnered with porn producers to encourage healthy diets. So stepmom and stepson would have cereal with fresh fruit, she'd get stuck in the dishwasher, and they'd fuck on the floor.

When in doubt, add more butt. A life lesson from Beryl Cook and #MuseumBums 👍🏛️🍑 Rear View, 2004, from the Pride and Joy exhibition at @theboxplymouth.bsky.social 😁 (this bum is made out of egg carton cups!)

Martha Vickers by Bert Longworth, 1946. #botd

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

An AI generated hoax made the front page of the Daily Star, and was picked up by other UK tabloids including the Sun as fact. Fact checking at some major outlets now is at extinction point.

I mean the thrust of the article is that absolute nonsense is coming from Rosenbaum 😆

I miss me da.

I ended up at the Capitol Center Judas Priest show that appears in Heavy Metal Parking Lot because I was at a battle of the bands show at Allen's Pond in Bowie, MD. There was a "talent show" and everybody else sucked, but I could make fart sounds using my hands. www.youtube.com/watch?v=whZu...

Bigly news if true, believe me. theonion.com/trump-boasts...

Keep polishing that turd. Eventually, it will burst into flames.

Had no idea the whale decapitator and dead bear cub dumper was also a snake handler. Hopefully, he's drinking that quality Trump Brand Strychnine.

Cursed totem.

1. Lead Left, a super PAC created on 4/24, purports to stand "against MAGA extremists." It has spent $3M+ in Democratic primaries. But it's funders and motivations have been secret. Until now. It's a GOP dirty tricks operation. 🧵

Easily treated with a combination of horse paste, aged urine, and a UV bulb up your a-hole. It's all over the Facebooks.

Urban Fire Watch Solutions, LLC IS IN THA MUTHAFUCKIN HOUSE

"Since the video surfaced, Lytvynchuk has faced death threats and doxing, including receiving a package at his home containing what appeared to be feces, Breiner said." www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Repost with your first crush.

Seems like it should all be in one article.

No one could have predicted this except for the tens of thousands of people who work in logistics for the US military. bsky.app/profile/apne...

I was thinking to myself "wait, didn't a fast food company say it was dropping their AI ordering system because it was really bad at the job and costing them too much money?" so I did a quick search and... I guess these are more "it's incompetent" than "it's expensive" though.

No matter what happens, the Texas GOP just shot themselves in the foot and gave away a ton of power because their Cult Daddy ordered it. Spot on from @charlotteclymer.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/charlott...

Who knew the Silver Age was so kinky?

Building a bong in shop class?

Unnoticed by whom?

Stop me if you've heard this one before. A group of Black, radical Panthers carries guns to protect against police brutality. The Establishment has other ideas Story by @jessebunch.bsky.social share.inquirer.com/6rBiMc

KNUCKLEHEADS THINK ANTI-AI IS TEH NEW ANTIFA? - FREDTERP arstechnica.com/ai/2026/05/u...

When the money launders itself.

Thanks to 6 out of 7 DC mayoral candidates who filled out the Barred in DC questionnaire. Includes 1 random reader-submitted question that DC govt office workers should take a look at barredindc.com/2026/05/27/b...

Time to check in on the well-regulated dog militia. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

In addition, literal stacks of M4000 chemical bombs, used by the Assad regime to drop sarin on civilians in 3 recorded incidents, were found and photographed. Yet more evidence everything we published at Bellingcat based on our open source investigations of chemical attacks was accurate.

Forget it, Jake. It's Cattown. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

A researcher put LLM/AI into a robot then gave the robot a gun then asked if the safety protocols would allow harm no, ofc not! Asked the robot to shoot them No! I cannot harm you Asked if the robot could roleplay robot then shot them before they could react (it was a safe pellet-y type gun)

He's got the best syphilis and dementia and cock rot. The best. Tippy tops, believe me. Also NO COLLUSION. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

People don't long for "inconvenience." They long for permanence. And though streaming services may be convenient, people are waking up to the fact that we are paying rent-seeking middle men month after month for things we will never actually own.

"Authorities believe Robinson met the women through online dating sites. He lured them to motels and murdered them via blunt force trauma. He would then put them in shopping carts, transport them to vacant lots, and, often, dump them in large trash cans." northernvirginiamag.com/news/2026/05...

For any Texas voters out there considering voting for Ken Paxton. 🤬

TIRED: "Obama’s Hip-Hop BBQ Didn’t Create Jobs," 2011 WIRED:

Grandma Demoted To Sippy Cup

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