Oil plunges from $119 to $84... back to Friday morning levels

Man, fuck this pollen.

The National Service Animals Monument will honor service animals and their handlers throughout history with its inaugural event, “Bonds of Service: A National Tribute,” at the Military Women’s Memorial in Arlington National Cemetery, Va., on Tuesday. www.stripes.com/theaters/us/...

today's lecture is on how the Nazis took over German science institutions and installed scientists committed to the regime. They fired top researchers for being Jewish or not blind regime followers and rejected cutting-edge science as "tainted" while pursuing ideological projects.

more woke bs

Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

the nazis believed this about wwi

I can't compete with this.

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I have to go. My planet needs me.

Oh one more thing because LOL

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

WTF Grammarly. This is a new, despicable low in a world where "AI" constantly disgusts... Loathsome. NONE OF THESE AUTHORS GAVE THEIR PERMISSION I hope Stephen King, NDT, and the estates of the dead authors they're using/exploiting sue the shit out of them

"The world Pet Shop Boys evoked to me back then was less kitchen sink drama, more film noir... This was a gay underworld, unspoken and largely invisible." Thanks @grindrod.bsky.social for this wonderful essay on PSB, the suburbs & sexuality: thequietus.com/opinion-and-...

What's your sign?

I will never stop calling people from the Delmarva Peninsula "Delmartians."

“Your Honor, I did not kill those people. I just left them dead.”

Verhoeven movies look like Frederick Wiseman documentaries now

Love me some Maille cornichons, but tariffs have them at $8 a jar near me. These are much larger, but same briny crunch and only $3.50. Perfect for a charcuterie board while we drink Carlo Rossi and watch the world burn. 🍽️

Now, I'm not saying Plastic Man is bi-curious, but I am saying I don't know how to end this sentence.

I'm hosting a resource fair for federal workers, contractors, and economically impacted individuals on March 21 at Wakefield High School in Arlington. Come meet with local partners who can connect you with housing assistance, food banks, resources for small businesses, and more.

If only there was some way to not get measles. www.ksl.com/article/5145...

Another entry for my graphic novel: The Illustrated Guide to Silicon Valley Super Villains

From a simpler, more wholesome time when teens wore suits and skirts to the sock hop, ate lukewarm olive loaf and beans by the bucketful, and sharted themselves while doing the watusi.

What do y'all want for nothing? A rubber biscuit? youtu.be/ZrjiJp8zr5Y?...

Scored a 2.5lb untrimmed hanger steak. Trimmed sinew connecting the tenderloin, trim fat, cut into 8 portions, put in a Ziplock, pound to .5 inches with a heavy cleaver, season with black pepper and olive oil. Eight onglet for what you'd pay for a meal at Five Guys. youtu.be/JOAKw3RQzd0?...

My mom said her parents made her eat grated mountain yam. She said it was like eating hot snot. But she loved natto, which is like hot snot and wide open ass.

"Highly concentrated green tea extracts, however, are linked to estrogen disruption and harm to the liver. There are at least 100 established cases of severe liver damage in people using concentrated green tea extracts sold for weight loss and muscle recovery." www.cnn.com/2026/03/03/h...

lol that picture www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Pushers HATE HIM! And This One Simple Trick. www.vulture.com/article/bill...

HOW IS ARMY BELIEVED TO BE CASUALTY FORMED?

15-MINUTE CITY IS SLEEPING WITH YOUR WIFE, YANKEE IMPERIALIST RUNNING DOG

What is the frequency of the pants, Kenneth?

NEW: Mamdani's City Hall is discussing charging fees for currently free on-street parking — a policy change that would not only create a new revenue stream but also seize a once-in-a-generation opportunity to improve the streetscape. buff.ly/9C0Iq34

So when eating healthier, you invariably run into what I call Bean Fudge recipes. “Mash a can of beans! Add melted chocolate! It tastes JUST LIKE FUDGE” It does not. Anyway, new variant spotted: all pizza toppings on cottage cheese instead of crust.

This says so much about our modern media ecosystem. It's a screenshot of a tweet from Polymarket that is repackaging a line from a 3-week old New Yorker article as "breaking", while the line itself ("may or may not") contains literally no actual information

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

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Every day we stray further from god.

Jesus Christ, man, you need to apologize for your craven cowardice on the nonexistent “DEI” panic, hire more people to fix the disgusting unattended shelves due to chronic understaffing, and stop making people need security to unlock a cabinet to buy underwear. This isn’t complicated.

Microsoft should rebrand Copilot to Rover.