Girl what.

W/alt

It's funny that Trump called Iran tough negotiators because he said "Give up your only two points of leverage forever" and they said "no"

I really do think coronation day is a pretty well construced narrative but whenever I see videos calling it like "the scariest mario game ever", all I can think of is the spongebob rollercoaster image.

I genuinely miss the time before cryptobros discovered doge.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

ofc nobody significant was born on that date, my birthday is the day before after all.

okay now a silly one #voidstranger

fucking hate my birthday man, always reminds me how lonely I am.

Liberals love this idea that they can just sit back and not be part of the socialist movement and one will just magically appear

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir

"Hamburger Shonen" was absolutely a thing that existed in the 2000s though!

I don't trust people who portray themself as like cutesy or nice on principle, cause like 90% of the time they just hide behind a sugary veneer and are actually some of the cruelest folks you'll ever see. this is also why I don't like vtubers.

hey dude I saw you whistfully glance at the clownfish when we went to the aquarium today, can I interest you in estrogen?

t. yoshisaur munchakoopas is a wonderful name for a beautiful girl.

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

can u not post not safe for woik 🥺

the connective tissue of kafkas work is that all his stories are about people being bugged

my husband just sent me this

an easter miracle might be coming

*puts bottle of Sainsbury’s champagne in the fridge just in case*

The fact Kanye was able to perform a sold out concert proves cancel culture isn’t fucking real. Fuck that Nazi

speaking dutch has to suck hard, like every sentence your only a hair's breadth away from speaking a real language (german). it's like the linguistic equivalent of edging.

Xavier will do what Nintendo doth doin't

I love this one dearly, shoutouts little ghoulie

I need to make smth very clear: I'm not autistic, the reason I act like that is genuinely just because I don't respect you.

it really is fucked that people aren't killing each other over my affection. I deserve at least that much.

they hired me to guard a big door with some other guy. gotta pretend I'm his brother and always tell lies or smth, idk.

its good that the leader of the US military is paranoid and psychotic

Voice of Luigi in upcoming Super Mario movie Charlie Day was asked who his favorite Luigi’s are, and he said Luigi Mangione

PaRappa the Tripsitter (repost)

psa to anyone who thinks they're ugly: that's good, you shouldn't find yourself hot! narcissus did and we all know what happened to that guy.

It’s April Fools’ Day! I know you all waiting for joke, therefore I bring you my newest female armament research!

www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros... is it good to build an entire economy and software infrastructure on this

they're trying to charge me with battery but I only run on gasoline.

one nitpick that really bothered me a lot about promised neverland season 2 is that the big scary monsters are just called demons. like I thought the children just called them that, because that's what they thought they were. why is that just the actual term everyone uses?

I think the big reveal for the final episode of tadc is gonna be that it's actually like the year 3000 or smth and humanity is extinct.

the "a" in "usa" stands for among. the "us" and was originally meant to be after that.

johnny bottom surgery