elder millennial news director ending his big speech with "now lets go do the heckin newserino"

regret to inform the various fascists that we've got the frog wizard on our side

2 years of full-scale genocide.

isn't it rly annoying that the bedrock of fascism is male insecurities and that if certain men don't feel Big and Strong they'll throw a tantrum and make it the entire fucking world's problem

i bet priests baptize each other for fun sometimes. have a little splash fight

We really hit on something with the 12 year old theory of governance because that’s really the entire political project. It’s being 12 years old and not even normal 12 year olds but real pieces of shit 12 year olds

just saw a girl with a miku handbag, sadly didn't get to compliment her tho :(

repost fun fact, I played only like 3 matches of among us and called it a day. So I am a fake fan

📣 Germany's close to reversing its opposition to mass surveillance & private message scanning, & backing the Chat Control bill. This could end private comms-& Signal-in the EU. Time's short and they're counting on obscurity: please let German politicians know how horrifying their reversal would be.

big "bad" wolf

Wrestling Comic

when number go up: 💪😎🥒💦 when number go down:😭🔫🥒💦

the old shitty webcam I got for online classes during covid makes me look so good, I should like become a streamer or smth.

for some reason I keep getting a bunch more followers? I'm assuming a lot of people are just mistaking me for my not-evil twin.

Leave Twitter for Bluesky. Leave Bluesky for Mastodon. Leave Mastodon for Klerb. Leave Klerb for Chunk. Leave Chunk for Goobus. Leave Goobus f

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends

Refuse product subscriptions, period. Feel free to pirate music, movies, software, games, etc. when ownership is denied. Embrace hacking when they disable hardware functions or repairs on what you do own. Don't let them hold your reins.

It's truly embarrassing the sheer number of Americans who sincerely believe the US is devolving into a fascist dictatorship "to distract from the Epstein Files". A 5 year old child has a better understanding of how the world works.

it was the based of times, it was the soyest of time

I need youtube to add a button to every channel that electrocutes the youtuber whenever I press it.

good morning let's get this bread

this felt too informative not to share

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

This whole section really.

being in your 30s is no different than being in your 20s until you suffer The Injury

Weed makes you thirsty because when you smoke the fish in your stomach get hungry and eat all the water. They start thrashing around and that’s what heart palpitations are.

I really wanna get blue lib tint and super white foundation so I can cosplay as a corpse ngl

happy sunday, remember that you are completely expendable to your employer and that when you die they will forget you ever existed within weeks and easily replace you

its crazy to me that this is a standard format of post. nobody said that to you. you made that up. shut the fuck up just show the thing like a normal person.

It’s grimly amusing how this government incurred horrible political damage toeing the US line on the genocide, to the point where ministers will be twitchy about going through customs for the rest of their lives, and their reward is far right wingnuts and fascists screaming abuse at them.

been seeing a lot of youtube shorts about color foundation lately and like, maybe I should start greenmaxxing, or perhaps pinkmoding.

uuuuugggghhh neeed woman :((( >~<

"look ik atheism is all hip and cool but arceus like literally exist right now, you're just acting in bad faith."

i’m holding a thermal detonator

genuinely how does this kinda stuff keep happening, did people just not pay attention during the last 20 or so times the ai fucked up important documents????

yknow doofenshmirtz is generally depicted as kinda incompetent, but like, the guy somehow invented a magnet that works on wood.

dude I swear my crotch is a fucking wormhole or smth, this is like the third time I dropped smth into my lap and it just fucking vanishes

AI racism is a simple matter Toaster = green light Clanker = yellow light George Droid = red light

like for real guys, sam altman is literally right there, you can just go be mean to him online, it achieves infinitely more. if you need extra motivation to get mad: imagine he's a robot, trying to have a cyborg baby with your daughter.

I give banger head btw.

a thing i think about constantly is how all the "ai" stuff stopped being coded as a female assistant as soon as they were supposed to be authorities

Fellas,

My reasoning is more that coming up with fake slurs for fake AI seems like the kind of thing people who write "you mean Micro$oft WinBLOWS" and similar would do.

joined a discord server for a genshin impact character I like but like everyone there is apparently like a teenager, they all type so fast and talk about shit I have no idea about, this is how old people online must feel.