my computer has been really slow lately, I think I might have gotten a virus while.... legally dumping roms for games I purchased.

I feel like quite a lot of sorta indie/fanmade horror stuff nowadays is based around disease and I can't help but think there's like a post-covid trauma angle to that.

trumps negotiation skills are truely unmatched, in a never before seen powerplay he made iran donate hundreds of missiles, free of charge, to various us bases in the middle east. the art of the deal. how does he do it?

Every negative article headline about Zohran Mamdani says something like "this is the most evil man to ever have lived" and the picture of him just looks like this

even if you're like me who is a fucking wooden board you gotta follow people who are into being transformed into an inflatable goo dragon to exercise the plasticity in your brain into understanding that the internet shouldn't be full of people only talking about their chipotle burrito bowls

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

future generations will talk about this time of americas history the same way we talk about chinas economic miracle. but like inversed.

I honestly don't care much about the divine comedy, but I hold a deep respect for dante alighieri for arguably being histories most impactful fanfiction writer.

it genuinely kinda shocks me that I've been living my life the way I have for 25 years and still don't need glasses

on my 5th deployment to the California Khanate to secure water as part of Bezos' peasant-slave army. Tired, I raise my KindleGun to shoot myself in the head. It clicks. "You are being recorded," Alexa beeps, "HelloFresh ration reduced." The shock collar around my cock and balls brings me to my knees

Link to his website if you can help www.careymeansfrylock.com

Saw this on FB. If you’ve ever enjoyed Aqua Teen, please help if you can. Someone who’s such an integral part of one of Adult Swim’s most beloved shows deserves much better than this.

hey so like any trans person has to get out of the uk like yesterday. they can just stick you in a pod and sedate you forever now.

I think genuinely the funniest thing about the whole iran war is that the media keeps framing it like america has like any leverage to broker a deal with. like dude, they have you by the balls!!!

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Happy pride month!

this is her month, so please show proper appreciation

HAPPY PRIDE

The Chad orange enjoyer vs the virgin grocery store sufferer

very much not hyped for pride month tbh. always thought it was more annoying than anything.

new york times just straight up publishing lies now

I hope I get live until 2067 cause I'm gonna be so fucking annoying that year.

are there like any cool tricks you can do with a fidget spinner? like did those things just blow up for no reason back then or is there actually smth to be hyped about?

#ranma #ranma1/2

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sucks when you find out people who disparage dr*nk driving have never tried it, nor experienced it with a skilled dr*nk driver. if i could liken it to anything, it would be time travel to a beautiful future filled with comfy bed

look everyone has mixed up lowercase "l" and capital "i" before, we can't blame it for that.

we gotta get on japans level with like 24/7 corner stores cause it's like 3 am and I'm fucking craving an ice cream sandwich.

I fucking love reading published articles, not to educate myself but because I pirate them and I get off on stealing.

I swear to god if microsoft saves one more document of mine in their shitass cloud I'm gonna bomb the nearest datacenter.

man, so many of my classes have been canceled lately that I'm already in summer vacation mode, but like next month is just back to normal again. fuck this shitass scheduling.

"why use google?" webpage from 1999

This is from a YouTube video about the uncountability of the reals and the last sentence is just golden

I think one bit of cosmic irony I'll probably remember for the rest of my life is that pikmin 4 (yknow the one all about dogs) came out the day my dog died.

im glad we're throwing away the entire Internet to pivot to this

the worst people on the planet have hello kitty avatars and @s like yummycrumbly but DETESTABLEPERVERT666 would probably pull me out of a burning building

Golda Meir, former Prime Minister of occupied Palestine (Israel), who is seen as a “progressive” within zionist society said: ‘We cannot forgive the Arabs for forcing us to kill their children” There is no reasoning with people like this. They know only one language.

it'll be so awesome when we get to visit the ai versions of our dead parents in the future and they'll regularly interrupt their own train of thought to espouse the joy of a nice bottle of coca cola, just like they always did.

the american slave-mindset is truely astounding. just like throwing your hands up cause a public servant is unwilling to do their job and we can't demand too much now, can we? genuinely the mentality of a cow grazing out on a pasture.

Libs who do these sick hypotheticals with the buttons, the busses, the 99 % Hitler v Hitler scenarios have no imagination or desire for a better world, truly. You sound completely unhinged & are a giant waste of time. Spend your days bullying the marginalized to “just shut up be glad about having

went for boba tea today and they had these little boxes of mochi at the store so I bought some but didn't eat them all before I got home. so I offered one to my dad to try and he really likes it. in fact he later asked me to get him a few boxes tomorrow.

just saw the new remix feature on youtube. it's legit just absolutely wild that mother horse eyes was like literally right about everything.

they call it a debut because they de-butt you. no more ass for you, loser!