considering we now know /pol/ was invented by epstein I think it's save to now assume every q-anon theory is a confession. that is to say it was actually republicans fucking kids at a burger place

buddy. they didn’t use it against trump or musk because they friends with everyone in those files.

fucked up, surely nobody will ever pick the dinner with jay-z now.

I feel like one of the most telling things about people posting ai art is when there's some fucked up text there, cause like you could've just opened it in fucking paint or smth rq to correct that, but you couldn't even be bothered to do that much.

three letter agent glow so bright

Well, glad they cleared that up; kicking a car in America is punishable by being tackled & immobilised by 6 masked men in the street, beaten in the head with a tear-gas cannister and then shot 10 times at point-blank range.

It has now been four years

I think it's real interesting how people talk about her "social media-fueled risk-taking behaviour" but not like the two teens who actually killed her. they straight up phrase it like she killed herself.

every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar

dude it's still january what the fuck

This Postman Situation is CONCERNING

listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

yesterday while I was walking home and old guy stopped to ask me for directions but as I answered his question I got super distracted cause he had really weird teeth. and idk that really stuck with me cause his incisors where like completely flat at the top and basically shaped like cylinders.

in my free time I like to mix a random assortment of various liquids, that I find in my kitchen, in a big bubbling cauldron while cackling maniacly.

might've posted about it before, but smth that I think a lot about is that time I saw a super vocal terf on tumblr and, being curious, I checked out her profile. she was 14 and her latest post at the time was a rant about how cringe people who drink coffee are.

Some 17yo: i loved the latest film aimed at my demographic Some clinically depressed weed addicted 39yo: then youre an idiot because it sucked

seeeeee!!!! it's totally intentional! I can do a short wing if I want, I just don't wanna.

one thing I like about death note is how light very clearly thinks he's some kind of chosen one and that there's some cosmic reason behind everything that's happening and ryuk, at every chance he gets, tells him in response to that: "nah dude you're not special"

the great thing about modern politics is that a political party can just say "we plan to stop being against torture" and the media will act like we just can't say if they're evil or not. wait did I say "great"? I meant "horrible"

“When your only tool is a gun everything looks like a dog in a gravel pit” -Kristi Noem memo to ICE Jan. 2026

said genocide is also her fault btw.

it's so funny bsky banned her for this because if the ban had been rightful, you let it stay up for almost 2 months babes... that's a really long time to do moderation??? and, again, you didnt even do it right??

Comedy is now illegal

The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon. wapo.st/49Zqv1L

drew an ice agent crying and pissing himself to feel something

*holding back tears* n-no I actually just love doing over the top wings for my eyeliner, I don't just keep adding to it to correct asymmetry.

let's ask some questions that actually matter: does skibidi toilet pass the bechdel test?

"AI has feelings and is sad." good maybe it will learn its lesson for trying to threaten us with that roko's basilisk shit. who's trapped in the torment nexus now, idiot?

when you've lost r/dragonsfuckingcars

“He’s killing us in the streets and we still have to pay our taxes in April” is an incredibly compelling point.

Imagine insisting on kids first over politics.

they should invent like a reverse medicine that gives you the disease rather than curing it.

this is true actually, why else do you think dogs are so smart.

@ceej.online the normies are reposting stuff from “workers party of massachusetts” to share ur stuff on facebook big dawg

When I propose to my ai chatbot girlfriend but nvidia stock plummets

“Kamala warned us!” Motherfucker, no she did not. Please stop this revisionist bullshit. She ran on signing into law more funding for DHS, and supporting ICE. Please focus on the people being murdered on the fucking streets by Trump’s personal military.

gonna get circumcised before getting bottom surgery so I can keep the foreskin.

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one thing I sorta noticed is whenever people show off like "ai movies" it's always just like a trailer or maybe like a single scene. and I think this ties into low attention spans and short-form content. they don't want movies, they want "hype moments" to soy out over.

I'm not like the other girls. I don't know SHIT about computers

im putting you on the dutch toilet poop shelf for poop inspection

modern patchy #touhou

cereal is so tragic, it tastes amazing with milk but if you don't eat it fast enough it gets soggy and gross. milk and cereal are in love but they can't stay together, because they also destroy each other, and thus fate only lets them touch as they are about to be destroyed.

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

he got the fucking wither sickness