me! oh sorry, wait that's wrong, forgot to read the second half of the question.

just learned about that whole thing with the twitter feature that displays where account owners actually live and how most "maga posters" aren't even american. my main takeaway here is that we need to start jq-ing about indians.

as much as people like shit on like "vivziepop writing" or whatever, I do feel like especially nowadays, with all the sanitization of language and people having all their emails written by chatgpt, throwing some fucks in there does a good bit to establish your humaninity.

imagine lecturing the creator of Florb. imagine sending a bad faith response to the creator of Scrotetto

that makes sense, no one hates trans people like trans people

No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

prolly an unpopular opinion, but I really do not care about defending a subculture from nazis establishing themself there. personally I'll just move on and judge people for staying.

just did my injection again, yay

thanks for 9/11 followers <3

check. mate.

the second I get over my crippling self-hatred, it's so damn over for yall

asked the other guys in the communist party what animal they think my fursona would be and they all replied with some kind of small rodent :(

if you guys think I'm fucking insufferable now, just wait until I start my podcast.

I just think I was always meant for unemployment. it almost feels like a divine mandate.

a few months after I came out to my mom, she ran into my childhood therapist by chance and told her about it. Apparently she got really excited and said smth along the lines of: "yes! I called it!". I think a lot about that, cause I'm pretty sure it played a big part in making my mom support me.

some of y'all

I like spooky stories about what lurks in space or at the bottom of the ocean a lot, but my favorite kind of horror will lowkey always be "there's some fucked up shit in the woods".

once again joining the many people who have observed how much of a world-historical problem it is that Trump is so fucking funny

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

Gmail users!! They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off. Pass it on!! www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

average bluesky poster after pulling out the calipers like measurehead:

Once more for those at the back 👇

It's believed we've lost the true name for bear in Germanic languages - "bear" roughly means "brown one," a euphemism used instead of the true name because it was believed that saying their true name would summon the bear.

What's kind of evil about this is that unchecking this box removes the "inbox categories" function which was the DEFAULT VIEW in Gmail for years. Deeply anti-user design!

please for then love of Christ do not give some fucking British sissy £1800 a year in return for an unpaid prescription of 2mg oral

found an old pic of me from like 2019 so here's a before and after covid vaccine comparisson.

drinking poison rn so I hope the -ouch- I hope the tick -ow- the tick damge -oww- isn't too annoying.

getting wasted with that purple guy from ao oni rn

they're called elevators cause they elevate and escalators cause they escalate.

the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"

people will have mental breakdowns and then just not post. like what is wrong with you??? your mind just struck gold, you need to harvest it!!!

what does idk mean anyway?

Fox News displaying a poll with the first age bracket for women and men being 15-44. Once again, 15 year olds are children. They are kids. They are not adults, they can’t consent to sex, and pedophilia must not be normalized.

Happy International Men’s Day to all the incredible trans men out there. Thank you for existing.

every sportswoman should just refuse awards in trans exclusionary competitions out of simple honor. like, you haven't beaten all women, you're not the best here yet.

I'd do a timeline but I got like no pics of myself before estrogen. and like, why should I??? I was lowkey ugly!

remember chat. we gotta celebrate, pre-processed women too

🔮 tag yourselves :3

it's already edible. it's just an acquired taste, you uncultured swine.

Their advice is also dangerously wrong! When one group of people must carry papers on them to avoid government kidnapping and disappearing, that means *all* people must carry such papers on them. How else can you show the government you're not someone they should kidnap and disappear?

Victor Frankenstein two seconds after he hits the on button on his guy stitched together out of corpses he's been working on obsessively for the last two years

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#SaveSpeech starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again! stop-paypros.neocities.org