If human rights for all are off the table for the next election, then we have already lost. We are not going backward to appease the fascist dipshits and you don't have to comply in advance three years before the election

I wanna be a shitposter, but really I'm a shit poster

Peanut butter (smooth) on pizza. Peanut butter (chunky) and bread & butter pickles sandwich. I probably got the pizza from the TV show Webster. The sandwich sounds like an Elvis Presley thing but without the bananas, which is definitely something I picked up as a kid. Peanut butter on everything!

I can't believe they took the word "ice" from us. Now when I go to Starbucks, I have to order my coffee "on the rocks"

One of the weirdest things about this to me, besides all of it, is that the people sending her this kinda slop sincerely do actually think these things are good ways to remember their loved ones. Robin Williams even made a movie about this, Final Cut, and it's clear he would have hated all of this

Why didn't anyone tell me #mother1ode was an actual IRL career path???

I dunno man, try listening to marginalized people *before* shit goes wrong, and maybe it won't keep being like that

Powerful

I have no evidence of this as yet, but I feel like this could be worthy of an award some day

If there was ever a question Jesse Watters was a propagandist for Trump and MAGA (there wasn't), this should remove all doubts

Not all heroes wear capes, but some do

MAGA isn't sending their best

This is like saying George Lucas did a holocaust on the Star Wars Holiday Special when he tried to have every physical copy destroyed after it aired

saturday afternoons are pretty good for this too

If these state cops were actually there to protect the protesters, they'd be facing the other direction

*quietly scratches Pritzker's name off 2028 Prom King ballot*

They aren't taking the power of wishing wells seriously enough

🧵 because though I watched clips and highlights and made jokes about the Klein / Coates conversation, I just watched it in its aggravating fullness and I want to talk about why liberals like Klein are going to get us all killed and with apologies I need to use the prequel trilogy Jedi to do it.

Vigilante 2: "Let's kill the cops." Vigilante 1: "Oh! Such a good idea. Let's kill the cops!" Judo Master: "I'm cool with killing the cops." Peacemaker season 2 is ACAB confirmed

Rest in Pi 🙏🏻

Please use alt text when posting illustrations or photos or other images. I realize it feels like an inconvenience if you didn't ever do it at the other place, but folks who need it are a zillion times more inconvenienced every single day.

Re-sharing & asking you to amplify: Every single fact about the South Shore federal raid just days ago is worse than the last. They kicked in doors & dragged Chicago families out in the middle of the night. I know we're all stressed but THIS IS VERY BAD blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/02/s...

Hey, so a project has, once again, been delayed indefinitely, so I'm looking for work for mid October/November. If you see this, please give a share.

You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore youtu.be/FWmM4W5jXYs?...

Also, every time I open a can of vegetables, whether it's the right brand or note, I say: "Del Monte? Enjoy them, old man. They will be your last."

Not quote skeeting this with my rent-free line? "Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'."

happy sigourney weaver pumpkin photoshoot day to all who celebrate

I'm watching coverage of the gov shutdown. Absent is the recent Supreme Court action allowing the president to rescind budgeted funds. They destroyed the negotiation necessary for this process. How can there be compromise when one side has established that they won't abide by agreements they make?

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

ADL: We have been the most adamant and consistent group fighting against hate groups Also ADL: we have deleted our list of hate groups because a hate group is in power

What kind of news is this? Seriously. Is it supposed to be hopeful? Inspiring that his ineptitude slows him down but doesn't ever actually stop him from implementing his worst ideas and impulses? I'm not criticizing, I'm just lost and confused

They're calling it "the flub of the century"

This part. Turns out when you cry wolf every election and don't mean it, eventually you get the wolf

Thread.

🎯👏 Adam nails it. He has to speak fervently, quickly in order to drown out the wingnuts. He does so brilliantly. Thank you Adam. We need so many more like you.

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival

My personal timeline is full of autistic people trying to explain that there isn't more autism than before, it's just that we're better at detecting it, and there's nothing more autistic than hoping explaining something at length will help matters when nobody is really listening.

A friend and co-worker passed away yesterday. I'm having a really hard time with it. It doesn't make sense that she would go and I'm still here. That she would go and all these evil assholes she despised are still here. In the end none of it really matters, does it? But that makes all of it matter

Hey, you. Yeah, you! I like Lane's work. You probably would too!

What's wild is that I watched Emma Watson trying to talk about JKR and it was clear she was trying to be like "I do love the person who was formative in my life, and I need for that feeling to be able to coexist" which is far, far more kindness than Rowling arguably deserves, and this just shows it

Literally the only person who should get away with performing for blood money here is Pete Davidson. And I am not a fan of Pete, but they killed his father, so let him take them for all they're worth

Speaking of ... seeing A Mighty Wind in the theater is one of my favorite memories. I saw it on a date with a girl in college I was incredibly smitten with. Movie was great, date was better. A very good night, one that would be impossible to relive if we watched it streaming at one of our apartments

In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it? If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say? Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.

Another banger from hoots. Go watch it even if you aren't an Audrey Hepburn fan. At the very least, you'll get a few good book recommendations! At best, you'll be deeply moved

Here's Michael Knowles a month ago once again calling for the "eradication of transgenderism" and here is a man who threatened to shoot up a gay bar because he wanted to "eradicate transgenderism." This was retweeted by prominent conservatives such as Chris Rufo. This is stochastic terrorism.

Is it cool that I think you shouldn’t be murdered by the state even if you’re a drug dealer???

Children of Men in Black Dynamite The Breakfast at Tiffany's Club Cats and Dogs Day Afternoon Triumph of the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory

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