🎶Which one of these is not like the other one? 🎵

Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?

Why would I pay $32 for a bush when I can just grow my own for free?

No particular negative feelings about Janet Mills, but I can't wait for Graham Platner to wipe the floor with Chuck's hand-picked septuagenarian. We don't need more people who should already be retired in the Senate, we need people with real fight.

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Janet Mills: I'm going to run for U.S. Senate at 77!

Mills is only slightly younger than Biden was when the Democratic establishment decided that he was too old for reelection. I don't understand the rationale behind this backing at other than Democrats being allergic to progress.

Trump did the same thing with immigration He called Mike Johnson and killed the bill that Republicans had already negotiated-because it would help Biden

The irony of Mike Johnson calling the No Kings Rally a Hate America rally, while protecting his personal king from pedophile exposure by not calling back the House and swearing what will be the final needed signature on the Epstein discharge petition is classic cognitive dissonance.

Matt and I just rewatched Crimson Peak again. I don't know how to explain it, but...it definitely feels like an Obama-era movie. And I don't mean in how the special effects are dated or anything like that. I mean "Obama-era" in terms of, like, the vibes. You know what I mean?

Remember, AI bros are pushing outrageousness (“casting” beloved dead performers, inventing AI actors) because they are hemorrhaging cash and need the buzz. Ignore.

Lots of us have great-grandparents names who were absolutely changed when they came here, and when people say otherwise, they're assuming your great-grandparents name was in the Roman alphabet.

It was a terrible thing when Hunter Biden (in his 40's and a lawyer) got a board position on Burisma because of his name, but it's perfectly fine for a 19-year-old college dropout named Trump to be added to the board of directors of Tik-tok.

It's now open season on Baron. He can't hide behind claims of being a child anymore, especially after the millions he made in crypto the day before his dad announced the tariffs.

It took 5 years, but I finally caught COVID. I want to throat punch everyone who downplayed this virus. I literally prayed to god not to take me in my sleep last night.

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

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Bout to start calling it Swiftism when ppl cant accept white women are capable of being villains

More of this! The answer to every such demand ought to be, "Make me, motherfucker."

Comparing a literal billionaire to Jesus is certainly a choice.

Happy Columbo’s Day

Whatever they're cooking, it's probably unseasoned.

Caitlyn Clark and Taylor Swift? That Kelce box look like this:

Time for my annual wine-fueled rewatch of Hocus Pocus 2. I know the millennial are going to fight me on this, but I find the sequel to be miles better than the original. I'm not blinded by nostalgia, and I will die on this hill.

Can we get Diane Keaton trending instead of Jared Leto?

Do you think this will finally be the lesson that people either don't give a shit about Jared Leto or deeply loathe him? Or do you think it'll still be another 3-11 tries

Who's going to tell him?

Are we sure that hasn't watched a few Purge movies and gotten really, really confused?

Peter Thiel thinks he has the right to make the world better for himself...and ONLY himself. Fuck the rest of us.

The only difference between Peter Thiel and a homeless person raving about the end of the world is that Thiel can afford to rent a hall while the homeless guy makes do with a subway platform.

Underrated classic.

Thinking about that time I got quoted in the National Review about Bari Weiss

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

Gurl... www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

New Yorkers know Attorney General James for who she is: a champion for justice who fights relentlessly for the people. Donald Trump knows her only as an obstacle to his corruption. My full statement:

Apparently, throat singing lends itself really well to nu metal.

My statement after Senate Republicans blocked my legislation with @schiff.senate.gov to stop the continued use of U.S. Armed Forces in the southern Caribbean Sea without specific authorization by Congress:

This is why the people showing up in animal costumes for dance parties are doing it right. Trump wants the image of violent confrontations. Give him frog costumes. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/07/o...

And yet all of the “moderates” refused to believe he was a fascist.

"The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

I cherished every day I got to call myself a Soldier—but ordering troops to intimidate the very Americans they sacrifice to protect doesn’t make us safer.   Trump is wasting millions to terrorize citizens exercising their First Amendment rights. It's wrong.

Zach Bryan continues his unbroken streak of almost being good

If anyone’s struggled to keep up with my threads on why the genAI bubble Is a bubble, here’s a simplified pictorial explanation, the plug is OpenAI and the sockets are Microsoft, Meta, Oracle, Nvidia, and AMD

MANGO UNCHAINED!! ☠️