Hi #plundercats iz I, Terran! Wuz moved. Apparently biting Frosty's butt is bad. I got moar room. Woo! Momb came and layd down. I loafed on hur. Haha, momb! >:3 Got ear scritches. #dagoodlive

Good news #plundercats. Momb is teaching hooman kitten hoe to give ear scritches. An she didn't tug my ears the first time. Sometimes, she tugs mah pelt, thinking it is like hooman clothes. She learns! :3

So I freaked myself out. I was unaware that baby moved and... I think she ate some cat food. Google says she should be okay, but I will still keep an eye on her. That's not what I meant by human kitten, sweetheart! So far, nothing bad.

Yee! Momb turned on da flat bocks. An I saw birbs and skirrelz. So I tried to teach hooman kitten hunting. She had fun.

What's dis thing called Black Fryday? Is that Fryday a void? Void is more Twosdays vibes. ##plundercats

Reasons to fall in love with a vegetarian: You don't need to cook turkey. And thank goodness for me. I uh... have had a track record of undercooking meat. I'm usually okay, but I'd cry if I without realizing served salmonella for Thanksgiving. To be fair, I had no meat thermometer.

Sade news. Momb sez I is too noisy. So what if I scratch teh wallz at night an it sounds terrible? I gonna be moved. But to cleer, put in a different room, an not rehomed. Momb loves me too much. But less fotis upcoming. #plundercats should I reevolt?

Why was this the most relatable book I ever read as a child? 🤣 As a youngest, you may be mom and dad's favorite, but never the universe's favorite. But question for Australians do you also get Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad days? #children'sbook #Australia

I said women here but to clarify I mean all victims and survivors. The conversation covered Cinderella vs Leia. I'm so sick of people stepping on victims to "empower" others. You're only looking like a horrible person who can't understand resilience may be stronger than fists.

Momb took coot pics. She also did the hooman kitten but no share pics here. Why does a fat man break into howze to gif gifts?

The single best piece of art ever. Made by @muskratjohn.bsky.social

Writing was hardwired. First started writing around 8, though not really original. That wasn't until 15. Now, I say hardwired not talented. That came in time.

#plundercats I haz question. Can we are does make new fun groop? I wants happi friendz. (I has a question. Can we make a new fun group. I want happy friends)

I really am glad one of my favorite YouTubers yells at evil boxes. You're doing the work of Jebus. 👍 PhatomStrider is a list analysis YouTuber. Check him out. #Downwithai

Can any cat relate? When you poke momb with yer murder mittens... and she just puts you. Dummy didn't try to feed me fur a long time. What to do #plundercats. I'm too fabulous.

@jeanchimera.bsky.social Did I tell you about the Firecracker is baby reborn theory? Firecracker passed away 4/14/24. A beloved silly and my first cat. Then almost a year later, 3/14 my daughter was born. She loves my cats, hates water, and likes snuggling like him. #plundercats

Story idea: A widower king wishes to remarry years after his wife passed and for allies. However, the only bachelorette is as old his son. He is disgusted by the thought but then wonders "Can my son have a happily ever after?" @internutter.bsky.social remember?

Read this by @democratcats.bsky.social or I will be sad :(

Remember, if the perpetrator enjoying raping you, you CLEARLY consented. Doesn't matter if you fought back, said no, froze, etc. I cannot understand how evil you need to be to support Trump. Where's my #Epsteinfiles

So wuz sitting on da cowch. Den momb sat down with hooman kitten. She's a bit scary with kickin though momb made sure I wuz safe. Too bad momb is still da spare hooman. #plundercats

Admittedly my childhood lovelies were from a breeder. I hate her as she clearly hated her dogs and was a sadist, but I feel a bit bad because I have an affinity for Japanese Chins because of my good boys. Is that bad? Though if I get a dog later, it's gonna be a rescue sweetheart.

Thinking of doing art of Eleanor.

@internutter.bsky.social @cjaralore.bsky.social @kiennwrites.bsky.social and other #queerwriters I have posted a sample of The Great Exile for all to read. It is a mature book, to say the least. However, a work I feel we need now. A raw, harsh reality. archiveofourown.org/works/74382026

In Modern Myths all the demigods except Tasha. (She's an adult) In TGE it is unknown. In Unrolled Kingdom, Sparkles and Olivia are graduating before their mission.

Hey @flashtastic.bsky.social quick question. What do you call da holiday around #Fishmas? Momb said it's a Jewish holiday, n I wanna support friens. (I'd like a silly name for Hanukkah :D Though I'm gentile, I absolutely wish to celebrate all the holidays of my friends)

JESUS: This bread... is my body. Go on, take it, pass it around. This wine... is my blood. These grapes are my eyeballs JUDAS: I don't think you're supposed to tell us it's grapes. I think you just let us feel it-- JESUS: Shut up dude. Now this cold spaghetti... is my guts

Hey #plundercats as #Fishmas draws closer, momb talked about hiding a pickle in da tree. A pickle! She sez it's a Jarman 'Murican tradition to hide it. But won't da tree smell funni?

youtube.com/shorts/6mZFM... Me when I wake up

@drharmony.net Didn't want to say it on your post to distract. However, I find it interesting I embraced what happened to me and wrote about regaining your power from a groomer during the Epstein file release. Mine is fiction but based in a horrible reality. One that must be stopped.

Watching hooman kitten #plundercats. How do teach her to clim into bocks? Momb cleared one out den she left.

Hi people of the world! :D

Til, Take me home, country roads is a BBQ classic.

Best of wishes to @agramuglia.bsky.social I know we like don't know each other. Like at all, but love your content. And I've learned good thing from your analysis.

Hey question, why is being cynical seen as cool and smart? Everyone who I met who was only acted bitter and stupid but wants to pretend they are better.

Bwhaha a #Bitcoin account followed me. I blocked their foolish ass. >:D What would I use it for? Buying black market cat food? Yeah, I'm anti cyptocurrency.

Hehe woke up momb. Frosty ask me to (she is boss n very polite) coz da bottom of bowl was visible. Momb n spare hooman were asleep. Think hooman kitten's fangs are in up top, so she sleep better. Though her's look a bit flat. #plundercats

Hmmm still need to design for Ramana

Hey #plundercats. It's Frosty. I need to know somefing. Did Terran call a lioness hawt? I know he a flort.

Singing fur #Caturday. Who's joining?

Hearing about all this #gold stuff reminds me of a joke. A rich man dies and requests he get buried with a gold block. Somehow, he gets into heaven. Clerical error, probably. St. Peter looks at him and asks, "Why did you bring pavement to heaven?" #Christians gold is worthless there.

Reposting repost. Yeah, I wish we said this because your neighbors being kidnapped for no reason while a pedo dances in his tiny golden room? No! Special thanks to @muskratjohn.bsky.social

Picture: unrelated sand cat When you greet your sleeping baby and she sort of smiles back.😻

BUGS Brainwashed Uneducated Gullible Simpletons

Momb said she saw dis. Why is giant kitty in glass bocks? She said a zoo was where giant kitty was. An lemurs (a monkey) screem big scary.

Didn't read the article but this feels so transphobic. Am I not a lady because I couldn't give birth to my daughter because my pelvis was too narrow? We all know that narrow pelvis is a manly trait. Was he expecting boob bones? Those are fat, Idiot! #transrightsarehumanright

Oh boy do I! Most of my characters are indeed bisexual. A few for example: * Cora (Pan) * Henry (Demi) * Reagan (Pan) * Lukas (Bi) * Jezebel (Pan) Also Modern Myths, uh pick your poison. I do think Helen and Maxwell are "the token straight allies." #queerwritings

Haha #plundercats I stole momb's beef stick. She called me rood, but who leaves out beef sticks when dey have a cat?

The weirdest insult I ever got. "You sound vaccinated." Maga wtf! When did taking care of yourself become bad? That's like laughing at a people for "Being intelligent." Oh no I'm not a bootlicker?

Morning. Making a Kofi. I do prefer tea though.