Flash, Secretary of Meats Emeritus
@flashtastic.bsky.social
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Lover of meats. Cuddler.
#plundercats
founder. Inactive account.
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Tank tha yuoe evfurriwon. Itz binn an yeer ov joi and shenanigins thad Iz nebba goink two ferget. Iz binn sew tushed thiz weak bye evfurriwon's luv an welle wishez. Tha kintness heer haz binn espeshualli amazink, an Iz tink haz maed tha ladee an kindter perzin. Att leass shez hobink sew. 1/3
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Tank tha yuoe evfurriwon. Itz binn an yeer ov joi and shenanigins thad Iz nebba goink two ferget. Iz binn sew tushed thiz weak bye evfurriwon's luv an welle wishez. Tha kintness heer haz binn espeshualli amazink, an Iz tink haz maed tha ladee an kindter perzin. Att leass shez hobink sew. 1/3
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Iz wantinkk two annowns tha ness two plundras. Onn Deesember 13
@clerox.bsky.social
wheel leed an plundra in Warshingtun, D. C. Inn Janyouerri,
@flyhappycat.bsky.social
wheel leed an plundra in an TBD locayshun and dai. Haz funn an keeb tha
#plundercats
sbirit alibe!
about 16 hours ago
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#AnipalHB
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about 16 hours ago
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Okei... Iz bacc fur an sekun shiff. Iz bee heer wif tha latkes an sufganiyot unteal 7pm EST. (Ok, I'm back for a second shift. I'll be here with the latkes and sufganiyot until 7pm EST.)
#AnipalHB
#plundercats
#Caturday
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Atty Epi
about 20 hours ago
Her Excellency and The Minions want to wish you a happy Caturday and remind, or inform, everyone that today is the Anipal Holiday Bazaar. Everyone is welcome. Please join us at
#AnipalHB
. Also today is your last chance to see Flash
@flashtastic.bsky.social
and wish our
#Plundercats
captain farewell.
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Toes
about 19 hours ago
Dis da laytist wun, hims gettink werse!
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Okei.. Iz rappinkk ubb tha mornink festibities.
@lilanwalt.bsky.social
leedink 1pm EST plundra. Sea yuoze att 6pm EST. Att 7pm EST Iz annownse Deesember and Janyouerri plundras an provydink an phinil mensaje.
#plundercats
#AnipalHB
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Thiz perfeckt fur
#AnipalHB
. (This is perfect for the AnipalHB)
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Daveed Diggs - Puppy for Hanukkah
YouTube video by DisneyMusicVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbxyZAduGvY
1 day ago
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Okei.. timb two oban ubb ma boof. Wez providink Churu stuffdt sufganiyot an latkes wif Churu fur tha ness our. Iz prombize knot two lite tha yuoze on fyre!
#AnipalHB
#plundercats
#Caturday
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1 day ago
Imb goin in! Ollie doez towelz are heated rite?
#plundercats
#AnipalHB
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Absoloot classik!
#plundercatsflashback
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Welcomb... Wez gotz two opshuns fur tha yuoze two getz tha arctic crabbies twodai. Yuoze can join tha ma an fisch em aut off tha ise or yuoze can joyn Emmy onn tha bote. Less plundra binches!
#AnipalHB
#plundercats
#caturday
1 day ago
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Anipal Holiday Bazaar
1 day ago
One hour until Opening Ceremonies and kick off for the
#AnipalHB
! If you are waiting for the event, please enjoy a complimentary hot chocolate! See everyone at 7:45am EDT!
#AnipalHB
💙☃️
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Charlie 🐾 and Kicky Sam 🧔🏳️🌈
1 day ago
"I'm decided to write a poem for
@flashtastic.bsky.social
" - Charlie We all loavs the Flash Himbs is a special guy We all are sad himbs leaving And loggin off bluesky But it is moast important To keep selfcare on track We'll miss u flash and hoom Ur always welcomb back - Charlie
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Mandoline❤️CaptinFlashe
1 day ago
Waaaaheereyyyy! ❄️☃️🏂 Flerks gone full luge!
#AnipalHB
#snowhill
Bob cats!!!
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#plundercats
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Jean and 🐈⬛ Emmaline and 🌈🐈Oliver🌈
1 day ago
(Oh, I think this was Emmie's first adventure with the
#Plundercats
! I had no idea how to photo edit, just tagged along, everyone was so fun and kind!)
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Bertie
1 day ago
#plundercatsflashback
Th piyrates
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Bertie
2 days ago
#plundercatflashback
#plundercats
com tuo vizit th me in Montyray.
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This sew verra kindt. Pleez stobb maekink tha ladee cri!!!
#plundercats
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1 day ago
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curious george 🔬🔭☠️🥐
1 day ago
flash! iz gowink two miss tha youz! aye amb sew habby two hab metted tha yuoz. yuoz pitchur iz onmai fridj daw 😸 hera iz sumb habby dais an a giffed ob yuoz fafforit sewp 🐟 tanks fur da fisches 😹 mebbe cee tha yuoz adt honeydoras wun day 🌴 xx
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2 days ago
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#plundercatsflashback
2 days ago
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Mandoline❤️CaptinFlashe
2 days ago
Todaye, we ar inspirrt by
@bertie1.bsky.social
to honour owr gud fren Captain
@flashtastic.bsky.social
and his wunnerful meowma. We will misss thems verry, verry much. 😿😿😿
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2 days ago
Iz added
@elithefat.bsky.social
an
@bertie1.bsky.social
in tuo so wez can all honor owr fren
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ItsFlanoy
2 days ago
In honur of frend Flash (who nodt passedt away, no wurries! but leafing
#catsofbluesky
) We saloot you Captin! We will alweys miss yuor grate adbenshures an plunders. Long maye yuo plunder alle de meats IRL an maye yuor ladee wander in her traffels an imajinayshuns. Lubb yuo oranj brudder 🧡
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💙
2 days ago
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💙
2 days ago
🧡 Time for a reflection to our gud buddie, formearly known as Flash, Secretary of Meats!
@flashtastic.bsky.social
Thanks for the adventures pal! (Part 1 of 2. Part 2 in comments!)
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Tha
#plundercats
ar tha bess! Theyz alle maekink tha ma's ladee cri!
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2 days ago
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All The Cats
2 days ago
@flashtastic.bsky.social
T: Flash we wish yuon da best! Wez lub yuo. Z: Ya yuo grate Momb n Esther r jus sad n will miss yuo. Haz moar rl plunders! S: Wuz nice to haz an ol buddy. Yuon do grate owt dar M: Yuo alwayz n r harts! ❤️
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Shadow & JoLo
2 days ago
Dis Shadow joyninks da yoos in support, Esther and Auggie!
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ItsFlanoy
2 days ago
may yuo alweys habb de moast delinshus adbenshures Captin!
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Farewell, thee great Flash! May your
#plundercats
adventures continue in your heart! We lubs you, buddy!
@flashtastic.bsky.social
@auggiethebeck.bsky.social
@clerox.bsky.social
@all-the-cats.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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Awwgie maek ma ladee cri!
#plundercats
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2 days ago
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Anipal Holiday Bazaar
3 days ago
Ooooo!
#SundayPaws
with a hint at the special things you'll find at their booth this Saturday at the Anipal Holiday Bazaar! Don't forget to drop by to see Alfie & Kip at
#AnipalHB
! 💙☃️
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[Okay. I have decided to leave this account up, but after the
#AnipalHB
wraps up on Saturday, it will cease to be active. I appreciate so much that everyone has appreciated what I've created here. It's inspired and humbled me more than you can ever know 1/2]
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[Thanks to
@shohanabee76.bsky.social
and the Flim Flam Critta
@film-authority.bsky.social
I’m considering mothballing Flash instead of deleting him. This means I’d leave the account up, but it would be inactive. 1/2]
#plundercats
3 days ago
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[It is time for me to decommission Flash’s account. This has been a lot of fun, and helped me get through a difficult period after Nov 24. Creating and playing the character of my cat Flash has been a good creative outlet in a challenging time.] 1/5
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Thiz waz juss poasted inn tha ladee's werk chatt. Hiz namb Mohawk frum 1975
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
Lucy is considering this , yes she agrees with Flash . Sezzy party boy !!!
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Thiz an crimbinal wetha sichuashun wez gotz twodai.
5 days ago
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Thaz rite. Iz startink tha ma’s dai wif an byte ovv ma ladee. Shez waz knot gettink tha fuds fass enuff. Iz ann badd kitteh, Iz no! (That’s right I started my day by biting my lady. She wasn’t getting the food fast enough. I’m a bad kitteh, I know.)
#cats
#catsky
#catsofbluesky
#orangecats
#gato
5 days ago
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Mandoline❤️CaptinFlashe
5 days ago
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Mandoline❤️CaptinFlashe
5 days ago
@era-now.bsky.social
@flashtastic.bsky.social
@bertie1.bsky.social
Haf Imb menshuned how mush Imb lov tha
#plundercats
mersh?
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Frodo da Pirate🏴☠️🍂🦃
6 days ago
My dear smartypantses and shenanigans peeps: What will you be doing tonight at 8pm(east)/5pm(pacific)? a)
#AnimalCaucusTrivia
b) aDULLting c)
#PoodleRulez
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[my auto correct now recognizes thiz as a word. It’s only a matter of time before it accidentally shows up in a work email]
6 days ago
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Jay Beeman
6 days ago
Calico Jacqueline the Kibble Pirate fashionably early for her nightly dinner at the West Phoenix Flophouse & Kibble Kitchen for Wayward Felines. Isn’t she absolutely beautiful?
#Cats
#CatsOfBlueSky
#CommunityCats
#TNR
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Luk whut came tuodai! Mai Toes and Critta shirts! Vary much Auggie approved. Iz had an small snoozle wid Toes. 🤍😸
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