(Auggie and Bertie as the Krays in 1960’s London. Thinking about inspirations for the coming Milan Plunder. Yea, that’s a Jaguar Mark X.)

Fownd a warm lap onna colde morny. Nowe furr snoozle…

#throwbackthursday (Self reveal with baby Teddy. 🌈 He had just come home and loved to be cuddled. Silly cross eyed boy!)

Tuo tings ma Dade alwaiz werr wen hims go tuo th stoor: hims Plundercat Air hoodie an hims Louise Belcher hatt. Yaa, hims a growne-azz mann. Wyy yuo aks?

Aiz helpin ma Dade wit th groshuree shoppin tuodai. Cats no allowed in th stoor, so aiz in disguize. Gotta mayke shure dat hims gett th impawtant tings an not spen all hims munney in stoopid hoom tings liyke shampoop an toofpayste!

Ma dades gettin reddy tuo go tuo th stoore. Duz aneebuddee neede aneeting?

Gud Morny, Plundercats an Bloosky frends. On dis #whiskerswednesday ai jus wanna showe off ma whiskies AN tell yuo all dat ai luvs yuo all an tings ar gunna be ok. Itt Mai no seeme liyke itt sumtiymes, butt tings are gunna be ok.

@laylapiglet.com Henlo, ai changed ma avatar pik tuo Cat Dads Pixel art ov th me an ai wantud tuo kno iff yuo no wan me tuo uze itt. Ai will chanje Bakk if yuo no wan me tuo uze itt an ai won be uppsett. Ai jus luuked th pichure so mutch.

Pore Storm. 😿 Returned a second time. NOT his fault at all, a family problem. Hes a big boy, stromg and hellthy.

Deelivurin @itsflanoy.bsky.social Crispmouse kards, but awmoss gots eetun bi an Ayrebuss A350! Fankfullee. @toesknows.bsky.social warned th me awai frum th daynjurr!

Gud morny, Oggie! Ai Howpe yuoze hadd a gud snoozle.

A litol stretchie onna colde, wett morny.

Wut?? Iz it morny alreddy? Ai haz a bitt ov a Silberviynn hangova dis morny, but ai ralley! Dades gunna haz dos stoopid pawball games onn. Itt porin rayne owtside, so no tuo manee Crittas tuo see. Mabbee ai jus stai in bed an snuggol tuodai. Aneewai, Happee Sunnydai, frends an #plundercats!

New frend! @clerox.bsky.social

(Saramales, German Dinner, an homemade mashed potatoes! I love leftovers from NYE!)

Oh, wur freshe hekk Iz DIS, Dade??

Dade reech owt an gib me th pets. Ai keens Bakk an givs th kissies.

Furst pichur ov 2026! Iff ai kno ma Dade, itt won be th lasst. Aneewai, happee nu yeer, frends!

East Bay peebel!

@hurricanetort.bsky.social Happee Mew Yeer, ma deer frend, Torteeya! Ai Howpe dat tings gett betta furr th yuose an yuo mombe dis yeer! We luvs th yuo, frend!

@toesknows.bsky.social ai didunt gett a Mew Yeerz Eev kissie frum th yuose! Wud yuo liyke wun? 💋

Sorree evrywun, rite in th middol ov evryting ma dades fone died! Ai jus wantud tuo sai dat dis wuz a Vv wunderful ebbent, an itt Iz becuz ov all ov yuo - ma frends - dat mayde itt so speshul! Ai luvs eech an evry wun ov th yuose. Happee Mew Yeer, Plundercats an Frends! Tuo 2026! #plundercatNYE

@carmeldb.bsky.social (my house is completely surrounded by crows! I am not sure what is going on.

GO GUNTHER! GO GUNTHER! GO GUNTHER! #plundercatsNYE

Ai Howpe dat evrywun enjoid th fiyrewurks ova Lundun. Nowe, th bar Iz opun an so Iz th danse floor! Plundercats, go gett yuo gruuve onn!! #plundercatsNYE

HAPPEE MEW YEER!!!!!!!!!!!!#plundercatsNYE

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

OK EVRYWUN IZ COWNTDOWN TIYME! IFFEN YUO WUD, COM OWT ONTUO TH MAIN DEKK! #plundercatsNYE

HAAAAY FRENDS! IZ EVERBUDDEE HAZZIN A GUD TIYME?? #plundercatsNYE

(Suddenly, confetti descends from the ceiling over the ballroom. But it’s not normal confetti - it’s Silvervine-infused krinkle paper, cut up into confetti! Courtesy of @auggiethebeck.bsky.social Oggie/Princess Buttercup and their Mom! #plundercats

Dis Iz Mollie, sumwun Pleese gett th her owt on th floor! #plundercatsNYE

Sumwun wanna DeeJay dis pawty? Ma paws Iz a litol full rite nowe!

Sumwun Pleese get Niles owt on th danse floore! @nilesandlaura.bsky.social #plundercatsNYE

(Aaand the bar is OPEN! Carlos the bartender is standing by!) #plundercatsNYE

(Plus we have the Main Deck for viewing the city of London, having cocktails, canoodling, and relaxing.) #plundercatsNYE

(Okay, one hour to midnight! Bertie is opening up the Grand Ballroom for your dancing and karaoke pleasure! Multiple images to show the dance Floor from front and back, plus karaoke stage.) #PlundercatsNYE

A Toste: “Plundercats, friends, luvved wuns. Ai Iz so happee tuo haz yuo all heer tuogethur, enjoiyin gud fud, tastee dreenks, an th camraderee of frendshipp! Heerz tuo a Vv suksessful yeer ov plundah an pawty. An tuo eben betta tiymes ahed! Tuo th Plundercats!” #plundercatsNYE

… an finlee furr dessurt, pastree sheff, Ashford, is survin upp sammun cayke an ise creem wit silvervine sawse an nipp sprinkols! #plundercatsNYE

Dreenks ar beyin surved, curtesee ov Flanoys speshul ressipees! #plundercatsNYE

Oops! Gunther, th Sheff cudnt helpp hisself! #plundercatsNYE

We haz deelishush terryyokkee sammun an toona fillayze! #plundercatsNYE

Furr th doggos an anee kittehs hoo wish tuo partayke, der Iz a joosee prime ribb furr th yuose! #plundercatsNYE

We haz delishush krabbies on ise! #plundercatsNYE

( Chef is wheeling out the serving cart with all kinds of delectable treats for hungry Plundercats to enjoy.) #plundercatsNYE

(Next course is salads. I’m going to spend this section along as nobody can sit down to eat, so we will get through dinner quickly enough and head to the ballroom.) #plundercatsNYE

(Waiters (no, that’s not @mandolineace.bsky.social) bring out the soup course. A delicious lobster bisque!) #plundercatsNYE

(The dining room is opened up for our New Year’s Eve dinner. I must apologize, as I worked literal hours to make a dining room where people could easily add their cats to the chairs, but it never came Out right. So this part of our story may look amateurish and sloppy.) #plundercatsNYE

(Hi all! Bertie’s dad here. It’s night time over London. The Plundercat Air airship is hovering and circling over London. The kitchen staff are putting the finishing touches on our courses.

Gud evnin, Plundercats! Ai Howpe evreewun slept wel lass nite. We haz a luvlee dinna skejulled, followed bi dansin an karaoke 🎤 n th danse hall. Ma Dade Iz gunna lai owt th sceens, so gett reddy an let’s has sun funn! #plundercatsNYE

An so, as we glide through th hebbens. The dark Oshun below us. I am abul tuo sitt down an has a cuppa tea in th surenitee ov th cokpitt. Al Iz kwiet in th control ruum. Onlee th lites ov th gages an th twinkling starts. Hav a gud nite, ma frends. We’ll see th yuose ova Lundun. #plundercatsNYE