GESS WUT, FRENDS. AI GOTS SUM CHIMKIN! (Bertie’s Dade here. Bertie received a nice little bowl of both white and dark meat chicken, and shockingly, he ate it (some). He rarely eats human food, so I was surprised. I think that it was all the talk about chicken flyby his Bluesky friends!)❤️😹❤️🍗

@flashtastic.bsky.social reegardin yuo avi puchure… ai luvs it!

Goob Morny wurld! Ai gots toona breff. Do no breethe inn.

Bertie, you look like a healthy big cat to me. I once was chief of staff to a meezer-bengal cross. He was a big muscle-y boy who could leap 3 meters (10').

Ai has deleted th “fatt” pic becuz it cawsed wai moor trubbel den it wuz wurth. Ma Dade Iz tuo senseetive bowt th me an needes tuo lurn tuo chill owt. Ai no dat commentz abowt ma wayte ar no ment tuo be meen. Ai luvs yuo all, ma wunderful Blooski frends! Soree fur ma embaraseeng dades tuchiness! ❤️😸

Aiz les den trilled bye th commens bowt ma boddee. Th pictures frum behiynd wen ai lay on ma dades legs mayke me luuk fat, an aim no a fat kat! Dade haz agreed to no post dose pichures anee moor.

Dis Iz yuo Cap’n Bertie. Welcom tuo Honeydurass an th #plundercats hiydeowt. Hed on ova an @flashtastic.bsky.social will bee dere tuo greete th yuo!

Aaand awai we gaze! #plundercats

Dis Iz fiynal bordin kall furr Plundercat Air nonstop tuo the Hiydeowt in Honeydurass! We leeve in 7 minutes so gett abord! #plundercats

#plundercats we are heded downe tuo Honeydurass tuomorro. Tuonite ai has chanjed owt th cargow floor ov th 747 an creyated a pawty spase furr Al th Plundercats tuo gett the pawty started az wee fli down tuo the Hiydeowt. Pleese add yuoself tuo th pichure. Tri to no tayke all th spase we leev tuomoro

He's coming to bless my runs

Twodai wez trowbacc two an gye calldt Mel, temp kitteh hoo liff inn ma houze fur an wile. Iz know lyk tha himz cuz hez steel ma ladee's attenshuns frum tha ma. Yuoze ebba haz two liff wif theez temp kittehs? Tank gudnazz theyze ebenchualy mofink two newe hombs! #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky

Tuo minnutz ov ma patuntted morny wayke upp call, wit purrin an kissies. Sorree bowt th qwalitee, butt wayke upp rekwires beein reel close in da darke.

Ma #whiskerswednesday pichure Iz a litol layte tuodai bekuz ai waz eepin. Dats ma eggskuse!

Feline Posts to Keep Fresh Funnies in Your Fridge. 😂😂😂

@flashtastic.bsky.social an awl ma wunnerfol frends, fanks fur awl da funn tymes. Dis fur da youz ❤️ #plundercats

Habbe Whiskas Wenzdai. Iz gotz an inebbectiff hoom heer. Mizzed brekkie bye halv an our. Peebels sew ingompatandt att tha moasdt bazik stuvs! Tellink tha ma bowt tha yuoze suffrink! Wez cann comizerayte. #cats #catsofbluesky #orangecats #catsky

No neede th fann tuonite. Karl is back in town. #karlthefog Gud nite everbuddee. Plees be kinde tou udders.

Good night Meows,love Harley ❤️😽💤💙

A storee inn furr pawts. 1) dat fann feelz grate! 2) aim luvvin dat kool ayre! 3) hay! Yuo taykin pichures ov me?? 4) damm pawpawrazzi! Aim owtta heer!!

Iz hott nite heer in Montyray. Ai wish dat ma Dade wud get owt th fann!

Goob nite everbuddee. Pleese be kinde tuo eech uther. ❤️💤

Bunny ♥️

Dade wotchin Futbal. Ai haz betur tings tuo du! 💤

Gud Morny #plundercats! We haz a holde fulla pastrees tuo unlowde an a beech pawty tuo get gowin! Everbuddee grabb a weeliebarrel an we gett sun kwiklee! Tanks, ma frends.

Bi th wai, th galley Iz in th bak ov th pasenjur sekshun. Deres toona an chimkin. Ders also sum nana fones full ov nip for dose kittehs hoo don’t dreenk, but liyke tuo partake!

#plundercats dis Iz Cap’n Bertie. It’s gunna bee a ovanite flite, so eet, dreenk, and be th merree. The pawty in Honeydurass wil kommense tomorro morny afta we inlode th playne. Enjoi yuo flite on Plundacat Ayre! ❤️✈️

Tank yew @jeanchimera.bsky.social furr addin th #plundercats hashtag tuo ma laytest posts. Ai keepe furrgettin!

Toes, az we taxi owt tuo th runway, downe in th holde Iz a surpriz. Ai plundurd a buncha cases ov champaine! Wud yuo an sum stronge kittehs breeng dem upp to th passengur Dek an start porin, Pleese?

@curiouscatgeorge.bsky.social @auggiethebeck.bsky.social Pleese gett th playne teddy furr deparchur. Aim jus sekurin th Fourgonnette in th holde wit all th pastrees, an ai will com tuo th cokpitt.

We bak in Purris at Charlie deGalle ayreport!

We haz landed at th ayreport in Glazgo. #plundercats gett tuo th Jett!!

Toes an ai ar fliyin tuo Skotlan tuo helpe @flashtastic.bsky.social #plundercats

Hey @curiouscatgeorge.bsky.social can yuo add Ralfee an Drayko tuo ar pichure? #plundercats

Werez Tows an Oggie? #plundercats

We Iz Nowe in da hart ov Purris! #plundercats abowt tuo gett Al th pastrees!

weez onda sayme wayve bertie 😹

We got #plundercats in der Franch dizguizes. Let’s see sum moor!! Everbuddee putt on yuo dizguizes!

#plundercats we on da friend in Purris! Th Fourgonnette haz bene oflowded an we teddy tuo driyve an meete up wit @flashtastic.bsky.social Everbuddee piyle in!

@tows Iz on bord an hand in owt champayne tuo evurbuddee befurr we land in Purris! #plundercats

We in Livurpuul! @toesknows.bsky.social @curiouscatgeorge.bsky.social Let’s gooooo! Nex stopp Iz Purris! 🇫🇷 #plundercats

… An we off tuo th Yuo Kaye!

@mandolineace.bsky.social Mandy, Iz yuo need a pik upp or wil yuo meete th ussez in Purris? #plundercats

We stopp on Nuuwurk an pik upp @all-the-cats.bsky.social Skott an Zelda. Nex stopp Iz Livurpuule tuo pik upp @toesknows.bsky.social an @curiouscatgeorge.bsky.social

… an we owtta heer! Nex stopp - Noowurk ayreport tuo pik upp Skot an Zelda @all-the-cats.bsky.social #plundercats

@all-the-cats.bsky.social Skot, Zelda, yuo reddy tuo gett pikd upp? #plundercats

Oggie an ai ar spoolin upp th enjinz. Las kall furr Purris!! #plundercats

@coolcatlady.bsky.social yuo on bord an reddy? Cuz we bowt tuo depart furr Purris, wit a cuppol ov stops (Eest Kowst an Livurpuule tuo pik up sum #plundercats)

Ai haz loded upp sumting speshul for ar Purris Capital: a Fourgonnette! Wit dis badd boi we wil be abul tuo lode lots ov pastrees an gett thru th streetes ov Purris witowt attracting atenshuns. #plundercats