What I'm hearing is the rapture comes with a great schlorping sound

Kell Superfan picture “I shall have my revenge”

“Hey Darby, did you hear about the crab who never crosses the street? He just sidewalks!”

“Anyone need the cure for Monday back to work blues? Well we’ve got it: FLOOFY WALKIES!” 🧵

Oh dear. It seems Dr. Oz’s company sells Trump‘s big autism cure. What a crazy happenstance.

Gupta: It is safe. That’s what the best-quality research shows. And how irresponsible, using the podium of the WH to put this out there when you’re not even offering an alternative. That is dangerous. An untreated fever is dangerous. Untreated pain in pregnancy is dangerous.

A pop up box on Tylenol dot com

do clothes get left behind

you know what never gets old? ... ... ... unvaccinated children

In case you didn’t know Jorts’s origin story… I knew about 4% of this, mostly about margarine and trashcan mishaps. I had no idea that Jorts and Jean worked in an actual office. BECOME UNBUTTERABLE!

In case your local ABC affiliate is owned by Sinclair — How Viewers Can Push Back Against Sinclair balleralert.com/profiles/blo...

Don't look away. It hurts, but don't look away.

I said what I said.

I took Tylenol as needed throughout my pregnancy. I am a doctor. I order Tylenol for pregnant women regularly. Tylenol is safe in pregnancy. RFK Jr is ignoring a huge recent well-done study because he doesn't like the answer it gives. There is no causality between Tylenol and autism.

At this point I don't understand how is it that every medical professional is not up in arms against RFKjr and the Trump regime! Peddling conspiracies as scientific fact is going to get Americans killed! apnews.com/article/tyle...

The NYT liveblog on the autism press conference is a fascinating read -- largely because it's written by health reporters and not political reporters. Look at how direct and appropriately shocked these posts are! www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...

Took a while to get to this level of plainspeak, but glad to see it more and more.

This ought to be engraved somewhere.

I havbin informd todaye isnot Toosday itis Moonday . Thank you fore yore attenshun to this matter.

Idk it feels like something is shifting. This tweet was also the language of the AP push alert, and just now the Times chimed in:

Target: ACQUIRED. This is Tom Foolery and he's available for adoption in South Burlington, VT! He's very sweet and loves people ,but he's prone to overstimulation so he will need a cat-savvy adopter who understands kitty body language. www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...

Acetaminophen does not cause autism.

Itis an bughunt! Hahah! See haow pashinty i stalk my pray

Sept. 22: Family "As they say, you can pick your friends (🥰) and you can pick your nose (🤭) but you can't pick your Family. I'm very happy my Family picked me. Even if Mom won't get this darn camera out of my face!" 🐾🐾 #DailyAnipalPhotoSep2025 #DogsofBlueSky

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Conservatives love to darkly say stuff like “you aren’t prepared for what’s next, we’re not going to be moderate anymore, you have no idea what you’ve unleashed” and then cry like babies when you call them fascists

Kamala Harris: "It feels chaotic, but what I would offer you is what we are witnessing is the swift implementation of a plan that was decades in the making. Project 2025 didn't just drop out of thin air. That's a product of decades of work. Federalist Society, Heritage Foundation ... "

One point I would add: When you write a letter to complain, don't do it electronically. Corporations do not care about those, at all. Write an actual letter, and send it in the mail, with a stamp. One physical letter is like a MILLION electronic comments. Getting physical mail FREAKS THEM OUT.

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

I continue to feel that our national experiment of making the dumbest MF in the country president was ill advised.

The president of the United States is a fucking moron.

Habemus electricity!

He can't even pronounce the name of the drug, acetaminophen! #MoronInChief

This is Biggie. He can't believe this was your pick for movie night. Gonna need a cartoon before bed so he doesn't have nightmares. 14/10 (TT: x_gzm0714)

LOOOOOOOL

Just a reminder that, despite what these freaks would have you think, antivaxx is extremely unpopular and we need to attack them relentlessly for putting insane dipshittery over our health

My dear smartypantses and shenanigans peeps, I've had no electricity for almost an hour, and it looks like it's going to take a couple more. I won't be able to admin #AnimalCaucusTrivia 😭

Stellar reply

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Habby Toosday!

Please visit squirrelwood.org to see the formal statement from Squirrelwood & The Hudson Valley SPCA. We will be the future of what humane care and shelter looks like. You helped make this possible. It will be a large task to build out this property to accept their small animal population.

Weak leader, weak dollar.

Is this what winning looks like?

RFKjr and Trump are the most likely sources for autism, tbh 🤷🏻‍♀️ www.healthline.com/health-news/...

Autism has been around for thousands of years but it turns out to be caused by an OTC med that became popular in the 1970s. Science is amazing!

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

This administration spent an estimated $450 million on a camp to hold 1,800 people they kidnapped off the streets. A judge ordered it to be shut down and now over 800 people are missing. This is URGENT‼️🚨 Please contact your MOCs and demand they investigate! PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DISAPPEARED‼️

My mom took 10+ years and had to spend thousands of dollars to get all her legal documents back to her maiden name after her divorce. Ladies, you are getting married not adopted, DON'T change your name!

I guess Trump and RFK Jr weren’t happy with the studies that said sperm from older men significantly raises the risk of autism.

Please listen to Jamelle Bouie!