The child had a performance today and the rink was very busy. People did real bad at parking. I came out to a ticket on my window. The ticket is for a 2004 white Buick Rainier. I had to lookup what that even was. That is the most generic SUV you’ve ever seen. I drive a grey Kia soul….

OMG ON A HAIL MARY, the child emailed @weratedogs.com for a silent auction donation for the performing arts student support, and they just replied yes!!! We are truly grateful and very very fortunate. Thank you Zuzanna in We Rate Dogs Support!

Why am I only now learning about this prestigious contest??

Look who understands consent when it affects him personally…

I took all the advice and went local. All non-corporate mom and pops. I got some good donations! My favorite is a private archery lesson for two. What a fun and odd date experience! Also axe throwing, game show battles, rage rooms, art exhibit tickets, little handmade snack baskets- tons of fun!

Trump voters killed another person and lied about it. Again.

I have secured an oil change, a watercolor painting, and a dog grooming!

I went to every single store in the mall to get auction donations for the high school performing arts fundraiser. Not one taker. Lush told me they don’t donate to schools specifically, every other store said no or call customer service, but it will take anywhere from 60-90 days. Wasted morning.

Watching other countries actually make their leaders and powerful men face consequences with jealousy.

If any friends would like to donate to Wilma’s Pantry - please see link in comments. ❤️ 1/3 🧵

You will never believe where this story goes. This is bravery on a level we don’t see. Take a moment, please.

“Quiet! I need to read the captions!” She said to a deaf person…. 🫩

That’s a 7-11 hot dog before and after bar close color change there.

HAAAALLLLP!!!🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭😭😭💀

Yes.

So messy. So delicious. These were HUGE so I just cut a small part off of each color.

It costs exactly zero dollars to be kind.

We need 1,000 people to give $1 today to #FeedMinneapolis. Make it $10 if you can. Or give the cost of a bag of groceries or a dinner out — and help us reach more families right now. Chip in below. Families in the Minneapolis area are counting on us.

Trump voters have killed another person.

The Husband has printed me a steam diverter for my pressure cooker. I love it. BUT- those spikes are *very* sharp. Might have to sand him down a bit for safety.

Thinking about you and your mom @kristyclueless.bsky.social Hope she recovers quickly.

I AM SOMEBODY!

You shouldn’t be able to take off your red hats now, MAGAts. We warned you and you defended him. Staple the damn things to your forehead. Own it. Don’t try to take off your name tags and pretend you didn’t want this.

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

Wow.

Bear needs a sibling!!!

Smart boy needs a home to work on his tricks!

Sosa is ready for a home. Please help.

Eddie does that work that we should each do for ourselves. Take a moment and get a little education and perspective.

There’s a buffalo preservation and viewing point near me, and let me tell you- my favorite season is Find Out season.

I firmly believe they kidnap people on purpose. Totally legal citizens because it will stoke fear, yes; but also because we are one day closer to seeing bright symbols on our clothing to be recognized at a distance.

All I want for Valentine's Day is a guy who dresses like Mad Max met Shakespeare. #iliamalinin #olympics

Valentine’s Day gifts here are fun

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Colorado would become first state to remove all criminal penalties for prostitution under bill brought by group of Democrats

I hope to never have to have in my head what is now in his. The Trump Epstein files continue to retraumatize victims and create new ones.

So Pammy is having a real normal one

RFK Jr: “I mean… I still do, but I used to too”

Throwback to Pam Bondi’s campaign ad for Florida AG: “I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.” The ad aged. The internet remembers.

The fuck we are

Don’t let your gravity challenged children watch the Olympics

Meet Bear, he loves people and would like a forever home where another dog can teach him the ropes. Bear is playful and would love to meet your family! Head to the Philadelphia PSPCA today! www.pspca.org #AdoptDontShop 🐾

Meet Pluto! He is a smart and energetic dog who is ready for a loving forever home. 🐾 He loves to learn new tricks and commands, and will work hard to earn those treats! He's also a total softie who loves belly rubs and snuggles. Look for him at the Philadelphia www.pspca.org #AdoptDontShop 💙🐶🐾

Save Sosa. I will send you a light up duck. I will send dog treats. I will send you my forever admiration. She doesn’t deserve this.

I once again missed animal caucus trivia, and I think I’ve broken my hand playing with a dog. So now I have to go to urgent care. Tonight is not shaping up great.

Hear me out here- we really only need to eat one…