Batman 1966 had Eartha Kitt (black) playing Catwoman and Cesar Romero (gay and Cuban) playing Joker but you all wanna lose your minds about "woke casting"

I tan well. My family origin is Italian, and after about an hour in the sun and I'm easily mistaken for hispanic or Latino. When I lived in Arizona, people would start speaking Spanish to me. If I get a tan this summer...am I putting myself at risk of being arrested?

One time when I dated a chick that worked at Benihana I put a popcorn shrimp on the end of my boner and flipped it into her mouth. Later that night we tried the onion volcano and that's how I met my reconstructive urologist.

You think some Manhattan socialite wants to live in fucking Orlando? They're stuck here with us and they know it. You can pay slightly higher taxes here, move somewhere with HIGHER taxes, or move somewhere with lower taxes but it's a shithole.

Imagine going back in time and showing the Joe Rogan of NewsRadio what he would look like today.

I find Nathan Fielder creepy and manipulative. That video with the dog telling the kid how he died, and the whole thing with having a kid pretend to be his son and mentally fucking with the kid just didn't sit right with me. Maybe discomfort is the point, but I just can't find the appeal in it.

Remember when we, as a society, bullied vapebros so much they disappeared?

Amazing how the people who don't have children seem to be such grand experts in parenting. Why, if only they had kids, they could put their fantastic theories into practice!

What's the over-under the FBI says this person is an "antifa activist?" www.cnn.com/2025/12/04/p...

I think a lot of younger people are unaware that though public sentiment turned quickly, a lot of people were pro-Afghanistan invasion (Iraq was, obviously, much more contentious). The problem was that there was absolutely no plan, just an angry, hurt country that wanted to hit back.

If you're cold, they're cold

Timing out my bate sesh so I blast when the guitars kick in during that Trans Siberian Orchestra Christmas song

Check out the MP's line of sight. 👀 🍑

Lord save me from the terminally online left

There is no such thing as a "deal breaker" when dealing with fascists. Firebomb Dresden. Nuke Hiroshima.

More evidence of Trump's decline. This is the kind of shit that gets said to people with Alzheimer's. "Yes, Grandpa, you did great today!"

Dare I say the words... ...President Mark Kelly?

🚨🚨🚨Senator Mark Kelly with a special announcement. 1/2

They still think MAGA is the movement it was in 2016. It's a bunch of terminally online losers who don't realize COVID took out a bunch of them and the ones who aren't diehards are rapidly losing interest.

My wife should be studied by science. She somehow emits a vortex that absorbs earbuds, never to be seen again on this plane.

The level of anger I feel when I actually have to do work while working from home is unreasonable.

Reporter: "Your pants are rapidly filling up with shit. We can all smell it." Mike Penis: "I'm not aware of that. I haven't smelled any shit. You would have to ask the President if he thinks I shit my pants. I haven't heard from him."

We kicked them out in a week, we'll kick them out again. Also ICE isn't ready for NC winter storms. Enjoy being stuck on 440 because you dumbfucks didn't know how fast the roads freeze here and it was clear earlier in the day.

Reminder that no one worth being around in the military takes shit like "warrior ethos" seriously. It's the same as stupid corporate shit like "We serve our customers The Target Way!" Anyone yammering about lethality and warrior ethos is disconnected and just saying things they think sounds cool.

Patience, folks: Father Time's impeachment court is nonpartisan

Hey, this was the banner logo on my OnlyFans page

Oh but you do. That's how fascism operates: You keep the middle guys fighting and back stabbing each other to curry favor with upper party, and then you don't have any external threats to the inner circle, because the underlings take care of it themselves and don't even realize they're doing it.

The Irish: famously huge fans of Jews and other non-Catholics

Something we will never know: how many artists, film makers, musicians etc were lost to AIDS? The art world would be unrecognizable if they had lived. Hell, probably the rest of the world, too.

Maybe this will ruffle some feathers but I'll be the one to say it: I'm glad Ötzi the Iceman is dead, he deserved it.

That "We Are Charlie Kirk" song is like a rape whistle that goes off by itself.

Disagree...kind of. What we are witnessing, on a global scale, is a birth of a new culture. Have you ever seen someone give birth? It's not easy. There's screaming, pain, blood, poop. And that's what is happening now. We are birthing a new culture, AND BIRTH IS NOT EASY.

Not downplaying this or anything ... but who was going directly to whitehouse.gov for news in the first place?

At this point in my life the only reason I've never seen The Princess Bride is purely for spite.

Best part about aging is just saying stupid shit and seeing how younger people react. My nephew asked how I was doing during Thanksgiving and I just said "Well, the dog ain't huntin' but I'm still fed." I don't even know where that came from, just distilling pure old man knowledge.

First Thanksgiving on Ozempic. You ever have stomach problems so intense you seriously consider stabbing yourself in the abdomen to let the gas out like a bloated cow? Jesus this shit is rough.

Thinking about the chick I met at a Buckcherry concert in 2007. In a way she'll always be a 42 year old single mom. Mainly because she OD'd on laced coke that same night but also like in my heart and stuff.

People say horror fans pull out some obscure shit but wait until a gay dude tells you about his childhood favorite movies

Best part of Thanksgiving is the hometown bate sesh with the boys

I'm entering Thanksgiving 2025 prepared:

Comic conventions now: "I waited two hours hours to meet David Tennant!" Comic conventions in the 90s: "Grant Morrison and I just did a bunch of molly and challenged Alan Moore to a wizard battle."

Do they still do those experiments where they lock someone in a cave for like three months to study solitude's effects on people? Can I volunteer?

I gave AI a chance. It didn't tell me anything I couldn't use Google for. I used an app to make a few songs just to see what it was like. Fun for a few songs but then it got old. Making pictures is fun but same thing...it gets old. I don't think I'm alone in this. AI is just ... boring.

My father's greatest fear was dying alone, which he inadvertently fulfilled by alienating all of his children and moving to The Philippines. I say this to say that it's very much like a Greek tragedy. Anyway this post reminded me of that

British people finding out cultures use different words for things they are familiar with:

BRING BACK FUN 90s HIMBOS

Here's the thing about "quiet, piggy:" 1. We always knew Trump was a misogynist. 2. If "Trump hates women" was an effective attack, it probably would have worked against him some time in the last ten years. It is a distraction, like that stupid "covfefe" shit. Focus on REAL stuff, folks.

This is fucking genius. I love it.

Me: "I would be a fair, balanced leader if I were president." Me playing Stellaris: "This envoy insulted me so we're gonna invade their sector and turn their entire species into food."

I agree with this. America IS a great idea. But it's like fire: it keeps you warm, it cooks your food, it scares away lions and tigers...but if you're not careful, it can start a brushfire and wipe out an area. Nothing good in life comes with zero responsibility. And we need to remember that.