"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

Oceans are now battlefields

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

no greenlander ever called me a libtard

kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life

Daycare centers were also the primary target of the Satanic panic, because fundamentally American religious conservatism is opposed to women having jobs outside the home.

We may technically be poorer than them, but when it comes to what really matters, most of us are far richer. That’s why stuff like A Christmas Carol hits nearly 200 years later. Tale as old as time, bringing much comfort

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

The Epstein Files, everybody!

When a low-trustoid says something so antisocial you gotta hit them with the civic virtue stare

Great, our cyberpunk dystopia is also an urban fantasy where we confound the soulless Fae with poems and riddles.

The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations

Thermostatic opinion when I’m out of power: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Thermostatic opinion when I’m in power: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

The nominative determinism of this specific atrocity is off the charts here.

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

Woke 2 is going to hit them like a tidal wave. Pete Hegseth WILL put his preferred pronouns in his email bio or he will spend the next three seasons picking strawberries in the San Joaquin Valley

they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy

Me at 11:56PM Eastern Standard Time on a Sunday night yelling to my wife about fascism

"0.3 per cent of the world’s land area – yes, just the land – would be needed to meet the current energy demand from solar alone, which is LESS THAN THE CURRENT LAND FOOTPRINT OF FOSSIL FUEL INFRASTRUCTURE."

Is that a bell tolling? Whom’s that for?

i constantly think about this post

Climate change … this whole thing smacks of gender

Okay, I've deleted my earlier post. Apparently, this is *not* a pipe. But the fact that I thought it was says a lot about society.

feel like this goes beyond politics and into tech and maybe culture. there's a kind of future blindness it feels like. a focus on both tearing down structural things/institutions and replacing them with nothing. or building things that disrupt institutions/infrastructure w/ little thought to future

biopic should be pronounced like myopic.

"Let them fight" no no no. Let them kill each other.

Remember that the industry’s most prominent “AI safety experts” were busy wanking about making a paper clip maximizing god, not considering actual risks.

Birds have significantly better eyesight than us which is why I get nice and sexy to go birdwatching

we're gonna have to start doing reddit atheism on people who think the computer is alive

The navy told me their fighter jets keep sliding off the USS Harry Truman so I asked how many jets they said they just go to the pentagon and get a new jet afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding jets to the Red Sea and then Pete Hegseth started crying.