Canary in the coal mine. A declining brand, yes, but also the exact sort of consumer product you immediately stop purchasing when you need to tighten the belt.

How is it only 6:37

Famously traditional British surname "Mishchuk." "Shch" is definitely one of those consonantal clusters we all associate with the Anglo-Saxons.

Bootsie participated in a canine intelligence study at Occidental College today

i made one

It seems like being a billionaire makes you miserable, lonely, and paranoid but I think I'd do it differently.

What's striking to me about the video is that if you saw this in a movie, the takeaway from the performance would be that this woman is lying.

all the way to the supreme court so they can starve kids these fucking people

“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire

I think it really sucks that 99% of jobs are basically inaccessible unless you participate in a social network designed to make you miserable. And also that 99% of the jobs presented on that social network are fake.

The Vince Gilligan chapter in DIFFICULT MEN is such a breath of fresh air because after hundreds of pages about prestige showrunners being pricks he comes off as a normal person who just happens to be an enormously talented storyteller. He offers a different model for ambitious artists.

This has been my girlfriend and my song for about as long as we've been dating and it's very weird and kinda irritating that it's now everywhere and loaded with a bunch of new associations!

Ate a remarkably tasty all-black cake at my friend's birthday party last night. Learning this afternoon after a trip to the bathroom that the effect was achieved by adding enough blue food dye to create a Smurf village.

I have recommended GAMERA THE BRAVE (2006, Ryuta Tasaki) to so many people over the years. It's a really lovely kids movie about the degree to which Gamera is a friend to all children.

The Holdovers

Chloe Grace Moretz as Michelle Pfeiffer's daughter is good casting.

Does Mamdani winning mean that "ring guys" are now culturally ascendant?

It's true that part of the reason Tuesday was *so* huge for Democrats was because Trump wasn't on the ballot. He's a sinking anchor but he's also the only thing the Republicans have that drives votes.

oh i hope she does a cover of "What Do You Mean"

Cultivating myself as a guy who doesn't like Parks and Recreation except for the character of Mark Brendanawicz.

remember all those hot takes during the primary about how Mamdani was the candidate for rich white liberals? a "champagne socialist" ? yeah, about that

[deep steady breaths] make peace with cringe, make peace with cringe, make peace with cringe

Kenny Powers is so much more likable and more interesting than this guy.

This is a really weird way to sell a basketball game. "Two top-15 scorers." Who cares? Julius Randle played for the Knicks and they traded him away. That's an angle.

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Bryan Adams > Ryan Adams, real ones always knew

Love this for everyone involved

[Narrator: they lost 13 seats]

"In this moment of political darkness, let New York be the light." Mamdani 🕯️

Most of the big calls came in super fast tonight. People are real fucking mad

FUCK YES!!!!!!!! GO CALIFORNIA!

FEEDING BABIES WON!!!!!

If today feels like this imagine the euphoric rush you’ll experience when

Woke 2 is right on schedule.

That guy in Virginia winning after saying he thinks all republicans should die is a portent. Democrats need to run on reeducation camps in the midterms

Debra Messing has joined the Proud Boys.

lfg

Dark woke coming

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libbing out, having the time of my life

Monte Dolack, Suburban Refuge, 1984

nice argument but i've already depicted you as the sweaty, disgraced former governor and myself as the smiling and charismatic new mayor of new york city

In retrospect, weird that no one suspected Saxon’s dad had bad racial ideas until like 2018.

Candace Bergen's daughter just laid off all the black and trans staffers from Teen Vogue.

Final prediction: Mamdani: 54% Cuomo: 32% Sliwa: 13% Adams: 1%

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