It's pretty cool all stoner metal bands agreed on a list of about 5 words every band name needs: witch, wizard, acid, dope, and weed. You can use other words but one of those have to be in it. Probably bong too

It'd be funny if the god in question was the light of Allah.

Gonna make a "come and take them" bumper sticker but for children's Tylenol

Being a prestige journalist must be the easiest job in the world if she just got fired. I can barely fuck anyone associated with my work without getting fired.

Can AI win at chess yet?

Tired of people asking me what it's like to fly the space shuttle. It rules! Duh

James dean 🤗

A functioning government would ban loud motorcycles. Straight to jail for revving your bike.

Imagine showing these ancient people a Segway

If stores played better music than the same 20 pop songs I'd ve more empathetic to people complaining about Christmas music but like what are you missing out on?

Shoutout to the people who don't believe in the yeti but do believe in Bigfoot. "Obviously large hirsute human like beings are real but they would not survive the cold of the Himalayas."

People can argue thanksgiving food but I have the ultimate opinion which is dessert is bad. Not that good and bad for you. If I'm gonna eat more food at a meal I'd rather just have a small bit of a different entree. Finish my lasagna and then try the gnocchi for dessert.

Like this is a trash account but why is this AI? You can get normal pictures of them!

It's kind of fucked no one played me a rum-pa-pum-pum when I had my kid.

Because it's a banger

Oh hell yeah alphabet book!!! Repping the greatest wooden dome in the world. Umbrellas can go to hell though

9/11 is a really great day for music. The blueprint by jay z, moldy peaches album, mercury rev's all is dream and the best of course being the glow pt 2 by the microphones. Sadly a second 9/11 occurred with the release of silver side up by nickelback

It's wild the poppy was chosen based on in Flanders fields. The funeral in the poem is flr someone who died at Ypres which was the first mass use of chemical weapons. Let's commemorate feeding our children into the mechanized war machine.

Dude is 70 years old. Fucking hang out with your grandkids and retire.

Check in on all your sailor friends today. They lost 29 of their own that awful day 50 years ago. And if you don't have any sailor friends go find a dive bar by some docks and make friends. You won't regret it.

I'm watching Frankenstein and if I had a Frankenstein I think I'm a good enough father he wouldn't turn into a monster. He'd be chill.

My favorite part of this is you could give me enough money to pay my premiums and I'd still hit my max out of pocket because my son will get a fever once.

It's funny to me that Bella Lugosi's Dead spawned gothic rock while the rest of the songs are weird ska stuff. It's like if The Beach Boys invented black metal.

My son likes when I play my guitar and sing but the fool doesn't even know I'm terrible at both! Nice being the best live show someone has ever seen at least for a while.

Bullshit dome alert!

I just found out the entirety of the surface of mars use toxic to humans due to perchlorate salts. Why would we ever go there???

My grocery list of condoms and baby formula is a great piece of environmental storytelling

America: we have a homelessness and housing problem in America The government: best I can do is a parking lot

I understand the obvious metaphors and such here but the White House was gutted in the 50s because it was falling apart. The east wing was built in 1902. It's not a sacred building we need to care about. Especially the east wing which no one even recognizes.

Sandwiches are obviously a salad. My theory is everything is either a soup or salad.

My favorite thing about 70s and 80s horror was they asked themselves what is the scariest music possible and came up with prog rock

Im not creative enough to come up with a new final destination movie no less something is want to watch.

Me :)

You're telling me there is a day to celebrate Sri Lanka's capital. Amazing.

Master Chief

It's always wild to me that chevron El Segundo is right next to manhattan beach and insanely expensive houses. I personally would not pay that much to live next to the cancer factory.

My dad did this to me except about commitment to Seattle area sports

This machine turns hay into milk

Landlords complaining about the price of replacing stoves once every 30 years is going to cost too much.

I didn't even know she was sick

Enough voters live insular enough lives that it's not like you can be nice to them and they will switch votes. So that leaves online interactions and unless you make 99.99999% of democrats nice they will always find someone online to make each other mad. Just offer anything you fucking wimp.

I watched knives out with my mom and in the scene she asked "are we supposed to know who these people are?"

Dawg...look at my minority house leader...

You can blow so many minds by letting them know the murder rate was double in the 80s and 90s.

If people mix up right to work and at will employment you should be allowed to take their vote away.

Rick Steves enjoying the mariners game behind home plate

The Seattle baseball mariners are the single greatest baseball team of all time

Me praying for the first time: rapture me zaddy 😅

Look at my free market capitalism dawggggg...

The Simpson ✌️