sending him hantavirus memes so he knows I'm taking the situation seriously

happy mother's day to my mother christina hendricks

going to a wedding, hope that’s okay with everyone

giving my dad whiplash about the men I'm dating and the languages they know because this is how I can best connect with him being an autistic polyglot

I have six dates scheduled over the next week and a half, we're gonna be fine

there is no reason to ever be on a cruise ship

in transferring my vehicle insurance over to utah, my insurance rep said "this is kindof a cringe question but do you drink and would you like the nondrinker's discount on your policy"

oh no

been watching The Boys for the first time and every time they say "supe terrorist" I hear "soup terrorist" and start wondering bisque bombers

two broken-hearted girlies going through it

love being the archive of mormon knowledge of which my friends rely on for their lore

can't tell what the met gala theme is this year from photos. and honestly it's none of my business

once I am settled I'll be streaming again regularly! I overestimated my motivation to get my entire setup up, move to a new air b&b, and then do it again to move into an apartment 🥲 my apologies to the good folks who have waited for me, bless you. twitch / sarahmarvelous

baby is getting her very own apartment for the first time in years 🥹 I'm so happy to have my own space with all my things finally out of storage and to finally settle a little bit, I can't wait 😭

unfortunately for everyone I am back on the market. turns out you can just end things if they stop making sense for you

this big baby failed the training because she leaned in to investigate the snake shed as part of the test, got shocked, and leaned in to investigate it again 🥲🥲 trainer said only one other dog has ever done that, a redbone coon hound. so we get to come back for more training

rattlesnake aversion training day 🐍 ✨

since it's springtime u know what that means. I am scheming to make noodle dishes once again

utah isn't a perfect place but it is undeniably a beautiful one. I love that I'm from here and I'm so happy that I get to experience it again twenty years after I moved away

moving air b&bs today and they're calling her the girl who needs the most amount of material things in the world to function for a limited period of time

everyone in my house is sleeping. cats. dog. bf. I can hear little snores and sleepy noises coming from every direction. 10/10 sunday

being an assassin used to mean something

my bf has a number of great qualities and one of my favorites is that if I close my eyes while he's talking it sounds like Bob Odenkirk is telling me I'm pretty and that he's in love with me

my life is so different from this time last year. every morning I wake up and see the god rays pouring through the wasatch range to light the valley below and think about how happy I am to be where I'm at right now. it took so much for me to get here and I am grateful for it all

making fun of things with the person you love is what it's all about

woke up thinking about harry dean stanton, whom I think was in my dream. wonder what he was trying to tell me

NEARLY ONE YEAR TO THE DAY THIS LITTLE MAN HAS RETURNED TO MY MOTHER, SHE SENT ME THIS PHOTO THIS MORNING

hey you guys know how I'm a maniac air sign free spirit who turns with the wind right haha. what if I said I'm going to austin for a few months next

boyfriend's first girl dinner

foundational girlfriend experience watching your bf play video games for hours and telling him he's doing a good job

few joys greater than turning on a rotational laser pointer toy and having all three of your pets go bananas for it

it has been fucking me up how difficult it is to just physically exist lately. my stamina being a fraction of what it used to be and every step hurting at both my pelvis and heel makes it so hard to do anything if I don't wake up with perfect energy in the morning. feels bad

bf saw my calendar with "shark week" blocked off and said "wow you must really like shark week" and then I had to explain to him what shark week is

if they don't put speed racer in more IMAX theaters I am going to end up on the news

extremely weird feeling when you catch the person your ex left you for six months ago watching your ig stories

I never know for how long I'll feel like this but some days I wake up and have everything I could ever ask for and my heart tries its best to send psychic transmissions to all my past selves saying that if they're patient it could happen for them, too

kindof worried about my new bf

lay in bed in towel after shower time gonna run extra long today due to the additional onset of supplemental horrors

fuck the democrats for sitting on their fucking hands while the president threatens to exterminate an entire country. they've always been useless but this is uniquely evil

sometimes you just need to send a bunch of audio clips about it

he bought me flowers and asked me to be his gf

last year was so truly awful for me and the only reason it's not the worst year of my life is because I almost died in 2024, but things have been so, so good for me recently and I'm the happiest I've been in so long. it feels like the wheel has finally started to turn

paid for interior service at the car wash and all it got me was a threatening coin left in my back seat by the two youths who missed a lot of spots

it's crazy how being gone from missouri in such a short time has sharply increased my happiness so much. a combination of being back home, being around my friends and family again, finding someone so quickly who seems to be so into me has completely transformed my mental health

found a completely full extra bottle of vyvanse in my things. hey where'd that come from

really was not expecting to become enamored with someone less than two weeks after moving here. this is going to destroy my apathetic e-girl reputation

look at this very tired hound

the UV rays being at high altitude again for the first time in 20 years is so crazy. even when the temperature itself is nice outside I can feel myself burning if I've forgotten sunscreen on my shoulders

I am considering staying in utah for a year and part of that is bc there's so much I want to do and the other part is bc gas has doubled since I left missouri two weeks ago. gas for a moving truck from salt lake to portland if oil goes up to $200 a barrel would be untenable

it's taken me a little while to process leaving missouri, and I think I'm still processing it. I am so enormously grateful to my parents for taking me in after I caught my ex cheating on me while I was bedbound, but I am also so, so happy to be out on my own again