It's depressing that rich leering creeps could say "trans women have women's bodies" in their horrifying emails to one another a few years ago but well meaning libs who've been hit in the head with "gender can be changed but not sex" for a decade can't anymore

got one of them big fuckoff corded hitachi wands and immediately started using it on my shoulders. what have they done to us

it’s actually quite rude to make me rapidly switch between like 3 different contexts at 6:30am

lmao bri*ish

nz is weird bc if u meet somebody who’s genuinely funny chances are they’re austrailan

“succor just never grabbed me like quique did” well honey if you let them cook u will notice succor quadruples down on all the best parts of quique

on god we are all shoplifting in 2026

haven’t been able to run in like 10 days bc stupid tattoo flu and i’m going insaaannneeee that’s where my divine spark comes from bro. also collagen

talking with the ride share guy is good but so is the both of u drumming ur fingers on the upholstery in sync with the music together wordlessly for the duration of the trip

native kiwi energy drinks are on some entirely different shit

i love my stretch marks btw they are extremely biological sex affirming

listening to the US ae_live recordings with crowd noise is amazing bc a guy will go WOOOO in the middle of some clanking bullshit and it’s like. that’s right man🙂‍↕️

cycling the same 3-4kg seems to be doing an okay job forcing M fat into the right places if these thigh stretch marks are any indication

putting myself in low power mode

knuck tats but it’s cool S 8x

ur literally just a type of theater kid, put it away

extremely important update, this actually works after like 10 minutes

look man i’m an s-tier pervert but some kink scene ppl are like, pls develop a second personality trait

the song island humming by dream dolphin from atmospheric healing 1996

do most dnd campaigns end up being just structured shit talking or are my friends super cool

scott deadams

feeld is an insane app. why is a stranger trying to sext me at 5am girl i literally just told you i have not had my coffee yet

a chest of drawers is just a stack of piles

just realized a meeting from like a week ago actually happened this morning

“i identify as straight when i fuck men and a lesbian when i fuck women” neat, i identify as having fun

this bubble gum sherbet weed tastes like dill pickles? which notably are neither bubble gum nor sherbet

bassvictim is so funny bc u can instantly tell we’re in a crystal castles situation where one or both of them are huge pieces of shit

i know arvo is way shorter than afternoon but i’m sorry y’all i ain’t calling it that

me and cigs have come to an understanding where i get a pack to smoke on tattoo breaks then NO MORE until the next session

learning u can wear wrist weights for a couple hours then take em off for a rly fun case of noodle arms

done!

cooking

back on my bullshit

am i happy or am i in the “manic phase” of a separate disorder that i have no history of and has in fact been ruled out multiple times. probably the second one

quitting lexapro unlocked a new personality quirk where i suddenly experience an overwhelming sense of gratitude and have a lil happy cry, should i be concerned

i always enjoy caroline polachek songs when they pop on the algo but don’t rly need to listen to a whole album, and i think that’s such a valid way to engage with an artist just like “oh it’s xyz, slay” and the discog will always be there if u ever want to go digging

t4t

pls understand when i say i’m dumb as fuck it’s not self crit i mean it like. cosmically

sc6s are so fucking weird dude notie yet fits snug as bug (deeplace magic), insane grip, 11/10 uphill, downhill the literal worst. why would u make a shoe like that. there’s a whole thing about stuff that goes up

hiking friend sprained her ankle on NYE trying to finish 300k steps for the month and now i have a crush, is what i’m saying🙄

devolverslop

can we pls be so real and just start calling vampire surviors, ballxpit, etc “shitting games”

notetaking technique is such an important part of being a bimbo, i need as little in there as possible thanks

athletic injuries are so hot, like oh u did so much body stuff u got hurt? hi :)

messing around with hats, seems to be going okay

really been enjoying ball x pit and i’m sure there’s an orchiectomy joke in there but i don’t have the brainworms to put it together