consider: a helena who allows herself to relax

it’ll be a nasty adjustment, being unable to work out during recovery, but maybe i will come out of it with a fatter ass

the leadup to surgery has been such a trip—i’m scared and excited and painfully dysphoric, occasionally punctuated by a sense of relief so intense it brings me to tears: it’s Too Much Stuff to be feeling at the same time for a whole ass month

gender abolitionism is mostly just misogyny full offense

Kink isn’t inherently queer

transbian is a slur send post

if transwoman is a slur (it is) then so is transbian it’s very simple

i see transbian used A Lot on here and girlypops you gotta stop siloing yourselves off from an identity that is yours By Right as a woman you are just as much a lesbian as any cis woman and you should say it half measures dont afford you dignity

sopranos shitposting is so funny dude, i wish the actual show didn’t bore me to tears

saros is great but returnal had them freak guns, which are sorely missed

if you have any millennial transsexuals in your life, make sure to check on her and give her space for her feelings, this is the first boards of canada release since transitioning & she’s going to have big emotions about that, buy her some weed and ketamine if you can & keep her in your thoughts <3

btw nicotine’s one thing but i will absolutely NOT be stopping hrt a month ahead of time, that is in no way a reasonable or really even fact-based ask

update, this totally works—weed and snacks and maybe some determination is all u need

almost everything about the starfox direct is kind of baffling to me, but the gamechat integration is really really funny

quitting nicotine kicks ass because u can buy five bags of haribo tangfastics and like honestly good for her

climbing a half km staircase in the woods once a day is probably the load-bearing habit keeping me regulated

maybe sucking on this empty vape for a day will rewire my nic expectations from citrus to ew gross

can i just stay exceedingly high for like four days while i detox. will that work

surgery confirmation letter in hand, we are locked in for early june😌

embracing Canadian heritage to escape a dangerously destabilizing US: meh embracing Canadian heritage so i can be one of the Helens in the all tranny reboot of Kids in the Hall: *lasereyes Kevin McDonald*

Hi 🙋🏻‍♂️ Straight white man here. I recognize my privilege and my inherent biases. That's why I have designed my dating app, Minority Data Hrvstr. It's the easiest way for *minorities* to have their data harvested, for the exclusive benefit of straight white men. Who are *allies* by the way.

if u “know how that lands” why in the world would u say it

my Remember the Allegations t-shirt sure has people who can read doing exactly what it’s asking them to do

Trans optics isn’t about passing or posting nudes on the internet it’s about not bombing brown people btw

defense contractor woman’s absence of vocal training is her single non-embarrassing quality tbh

reading In The Miso Soup and standing up and cheering when frank says “now i’m in the miso soup myself”

seeing an intensely transmisogynist blue maga ai meme post with 7.5k likes is a real ngmi moment i tell u what

if pink is so great why didn’t th OH MY GOD

getting a little worn down by johnny health’s whole thing tbh, like after a certain point it’s just a cissexual dude pretending to be a repper as a bit

claude rewrite yourself in lisp

buying tomodachi life bc unlike when the 3ds version dropped i actually have friends to put in it now

domino meme with “sandy hook” on one end and “dropout clone for transsexuals” on the other

brad laner’s long-running noise pop project and hrt are quite similar in that they’re both medicine

not wasting cpu cycles being repulsed by my own anatomy is gonna be so fucking awesome

fuck now i really gotta quit nicotine

second srs psych eval complete✅

first srs psych eval complete✅

idk what happened but the lounge tv started defaulting to a 30 Rock channel if it doesn’t have an input active and that’s perfectly fine with me

strongest vouch in the world for brie and omi—these women gave me a soft landing when i arrived here, they helped pick up the pieces, they are absolute sweethearts

mods, take apart that guy's legos

good job not fedposting everybody. keep it up. i know it’s hard. i believe in u

lol “i hope someone else does the right thing!” is amazing messaging from a sitting senator

i’d vote against glassing a whole civilization right fucking now if i could

elected officials could maybe start throwing their bodies against the white house gates instead of posting limp platitudes

[me holding a W] hmm this might actually be an L

hey. don't be sad. one billion gay draculas sucking and fucking. okay?

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bottom surgery in a little over a month, and instead of Enjoying This Beautiful Moment i’m catastrophizing over going on leave maybe affecting my contract renewal at work🙄