how did my walkway become Worm Hell? there are 57 worms. dried dead worms on the pavement. why are they all there? it hasn't even bee raining

DO PEOPLE know about sleeping DOGS?

I know its a long shot but really hoping to make this within the next hour so we can get it fixed today 🤞

what’s it like being trans? look man i just wanna read my book and have sex with beautiful women

if we *whistles* all of our bosses we can sleep in and hang out

i don't know how i only just realized this at 30+ years old but talking out loud to myself all the time seems to be an adhd management strategy I've been using all my life. can't imagine how much more broken I'd be if i ever let rhe popular stereotypes of people talking to themselves bother me

who else

desperate lack of nuts

wandering the countryside. the stars get a lot louder at night than you'd think.

everyone should pick their own name imo

I also want to make a plea to people out there who have been mostly comfortable - if you have money and you have been mostly safe from what has been killing many of us, the fascism, the transphobia, the collapsed economy- please help us. I don't care if it's me, just someone. Please care for others.

between this and the prairieland sentences it's clear they're not playing around with trying to silence people so please be safe and smart

Sigh. Okay, so let me sorta lay out what's up SUPER briefly. My cat has been very sick. I've been trying to help him, but vets have been resistant. When we brought him in on Monday they said he was going to die any second, but he's not - instead he needs expensive treatment. Picture of my buddy:

I want you to think about the vocal response from the democrats over a portion of their party winning and succeeding and compare it to how they reacted to people getting thirty year jail sentences for handing out zines at a concentration camp

🦀 see a crab post a crab 🦀

damm it feels good to have energy, wish i could feel this way all the time

being forced to pay my rent through some stupid fucking startup's app that issues me reward points for it makes me want to be dead

examples of what the FBI included as evidence of "Antifa terrorism" in the Prairieland case: -Narcan spray -Anarchist tattoos -a highlighted copy of Emergent Strategy -a zine made of a 2019 review of Hereditary and Midsommar from @reproutopia.bsky.social -First Aid Kits -seeds for garden vegetables

Pelicans

stimmies

BROKE: i should stop going to the breakfast tacos place where they have naked contempt for me, if i have self-respect WOKE: but actually maybe it's kinda hot maybe

one thing i kinda hate about Texas is that although there is a pan Texan reverence for musicians, such that it's a topic almost completely safe to talk about with anyone, this does not extend to artists in other media. it causes me to feel weary when Texas music discussions arise (which is often)

habe y'all seen women,

women,holy shit,

buildabong has anyone made this joke yet

WESTERN THIRD GENDER LET'S FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

In retrospect we should have known she would win the second her opponents sent these out

fuck israel

also not lost on me that as democratic socialists are winning some elections, a new red scare targeting anarchists, antifascists, and their allies is digging in hard, and today handed down 30, 50, and 100 year prison sentences to activists and organizers

sure, all of them really, but, like, ONE boer specifically, you know what i mean?

i am tired of the small golems bustling about my home noisily. their creator was found mummified down in the dry creek bed, and 411 does not know how to deactivate them. every 3 days they make a ruckus

So the article is nonsense and Pink News is junk site, but please, straight people: if you're not going to pick up the pace don't take up the whole sidewalk! I'm very gay and I have places to be!

parasocial but i miss bug

sometimes a family is two gay guys a wizard and gimli son of gloin

if you forget the email address you used to sign in for google fiber, they send you an email containing the email address on your account.

I'm sitting ALL the way down

I keep seeing liberals talk as if Trump getting a “bad deal” with Iran is a bad thing. It is in fact a good thing. The worse the deal the better. We just killed a bunch of their civilians and screwed up their economy for no reason. Reparations should be in order.

OOPS: signed up for an event run by a person who has specifically said in the past that my appearance is insufficiently feminine for her nonbinary-inclusive event

logging 100 hours in caves of qud by opening the game just to listen to the start screen music while i craft

y'all would have loved this if someone funny posted it!!!!

starting today, lotion pump bottles will be legally restricted in pumping force and/or volume. you cannot be shooting a huge load into my hand like a powerful cumshot, it makes me too horny and i might eat it!! protect America's cumsluts!!

bestowing my cat's collar on her in the morning like a medal for her heroic restraint in not peeing on the couch when i didn't wake up the instant she did

hey............ her penis

i uh... we... might have different definitions of "it". because the idea of being in this room scares the shit out of me

cat on lap, all plans cancelled

backrooms was fine, but i don't think a movie should make me feel like a man who has never been to therapy is explaining why therapy sucks. i don't know why that would need to be a theme in this particular movie.

god i hate Hillary clinton