albo could annoy so many dipshits by announcing the creation of the australian coast guard as the 4th tentacle of the ADF, to soak up whatever % of the gdp our dear american allies think we should spend on bullets and actually have a well resourced full-time blue-water maritime rescue operation.

pronouncing "dialogue" to rhyme with "segue"

me: missed connection, glory hole, ur pussy sound like a frog nerd: what kind of frog me: gulf plains toad I think nerd: ah! Incilius nebulifer. thats not actually a frog me: yeah I know nerd: it's a toad me: yeah I know nerd: hence its name nerd's pussy: (the distinctive croak of gulf plains toad)

people are annoying, but still less annoying than ai bullshit.

twats

When we watched Andor I was like “oh they fucked with the cloth industry, no wonder the empire failed, that makes sense” and my husband paused the TV to stare at me. But like. I’m right tho.

Wanna re-live the ✨kawaii ✨ magic? Well lucky ducks, guess what we have prepared! All of the Kawaiicon 3 talks are up on YouTube! Check em out! youtube.com/@kawaiiconnz

Magnificent

they're right wing cunts, they've always cared about greyhounds and the races.

Oh a self-important king drew cool plans for a gilded, cannoned-up fantasy ship? Cant wait for it to sail several hundred meters in a mild wind, over a bed of anaerobic silt.

The Feathered Horror (Cacatua galerita) landing on my house, with a lust for destruction.

Y’all know we have a tool for finding exactly these kinds of bad redactions, right? free.law/open-source-...

My whole timeline is made up of folks watching a 60 Minutes report the Trump administration tried to kill and unredacting Epstein files that weren't supposed to have been posted yet. Can't stop the signal.

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

holy shit

I am *extremely* delighted to say that this story has also been published, in shortened form, by the fab folks at The Guardian. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

the cbs woman is a garbage human, and that still doesn't require homophobia.

learning about slop bowls and i hate it.

To lower morale and with it, production, be pleasant to inefficient workers; give them undeserved promotions.

2025 Headline of the Year nominee (April)

waiting for the first AU state government to escalate to outlawing the kūfīyah (all colourways).

THE ROVER (2014) is a christmas movie.

Finally someone sells a concrete keyboard with a split space bar. Really hard to find both of those qualities. keeb.supply/products/amp...

we're gonna build monitors twice the size of the biggest cargo carriers and fill them with missiles. or something equally daft.

If I was an agent of a hostile foreign power, I would arrange for him to see photos (turned gold with bad AI) of the circa 1900 steam-punk French battleships because he will order 10 on the spot.

iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.

You might question her methods, but credit to Bari Weiss: her leadership has pushed 60 Minutes into new formats and attracted a bunch of new viewership outside the normal broadcast audience.

Update: link above no longer works but the full segment has been uploaded to the Internet Archive with torrent link.

some people have crab buckets for brains

Oh my god, not only do we have to hear from the fucking antisemites crawling out from under the rocks we get to hear from these fucking christofascists and virulent islamophobes

I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:

right now someone is being told to sous vide their xmas poultry at human body temperature for twelve hours before finishing it off for five minutes at max in the air fryer to achieve an unforgettable dish.

someone ask albo why i the fuck he wanted to be the fucking pm? what the fuck did he want to do? what the fuck was his vision for the cuntry? what was his fucking mission? what the fuck did "his" australia look like when he was fucking done?

It looks like the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT was accidentally released in Canada. It'll be really interesting to compare this to whatever version Weiss might eventually release.

i'm guessing that whatever political capital the (federal) ALP is gaining by _not_ loudly implementing bans on gambling ads and _not_ loudly going all-out on tighter gun regulations must be worth a fucking fucker of a fucktonne of political capital somewhere else.

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

Dear Media. A Royal Commission is not a way of showing how seriously an issue is being treated. A Royal Commission is only needed when witnesses or documents need to be compelled. Who are you accusing of evading a normal inquiry?

Therapists push back as the anti-trans group Therapy First has slipped its way into providing continuing education to medical professionals. @veraeikon.bsky.social provides original reporting for this story exclusively on Assigned Media.

*small boats stuck klaxon*

Anyway, thoughts and prayers with whoever woke up to find the entire Shropshire Union Canal in their back garden. The failure appears to be about here, if anybody else is feeling nosy... maps.app.goo.gl/4mjWi4DNdD2q...

"ok so the plan is I buy my couch for $100 and then sell it back to myself for $100. If I do this several times a day I will become rich" But when a billionaire does the exact same thing, somehow it actually works and makes him even richer. Damnedest fucking thing.

Are you a “Bluechip” or a “mid-value giver”? How Aussie charities use secret data-crunching services to decide exactly how much money to ask you for. @cameronwilson.bsky.social reports.

New from my newsletter: I pile through the responses to the recent antisemitic attack in Australia, all of which repeated the same policies that have failed to keep Jews safe and have been used to attack movements for justice. We need solidarity not police. maiseh-review.ghost.io/islamophobia...

*goat from the vvitch voice* wouldst thou like to breast boobily?