two houses, both alike in dignity

watching the Jersey Mike’s worker make my sandwich

Excited to kick off @themmqb.bsky.social #NFLDraft AMA! @albert-breer.bsky.social and @conororr.bsky.social are taking questions from 4-4:30 p.m. ET @gilbertomanzano.bsky.social and @mattverderame.bsky.social will be on from 3:30-4 p.m. Send in questions with #MMQB.

@theonion.com is a good website and I look forward to seeing them use InfoWars to delight, inform and enrage the right people at the right times.

We don’t mean final update *ever* btw, just about the DDoS last week. @joshpetri.bsky.team isn’t going anywhere!

thinking about going for a run. will repost when i need another knee surgery.

The application has remained stable since approximately 9 PM PDT, April 16 despite ongoing Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attacks. We have not seen any evidence of unauthorized access to private user data. We will provide a further update by end of day.

i bid an obscene amount of money in the annual fundraising auction for my kid’s daycare on the the naming rights to the drop-off zone. i plan to call it the "Learn How to Fucking Driveway."

Systems currently operational. The team is continuing to improve reliability. status.bsky.app

Our team received a report of intermittent app outages at about 11:40pm PDT on April 15, 2026. They worked through the night to mitigate a sophisticated Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attack, which intensified throughout the day.

mhmm, yeah, absolutely

all-time buisness pivot imo www.cnbc.com/2026/04/15/a...

Did the Artemis II mission get you excited about humanity’s quest for the stars? Follow this astronomy feed, which highlights some of Bluesky’s best posts on our fascinating universe: bsky.app/profile/emil...

in the last 7 seconds i have built a whole fictional world in my head in which a small number of bounce houses are sentient predators that need to feed on human children my god what is wrong with me

feeling stressed? scrub the peeling coating off a miir camp mug with some steel wool. you won't feel better and your fingers will hurt but you will have a shiny mug.

the perfect post doesn’t exi—

im not religious but I am a Costco member

forcing claude to burn tokens until it brings back moviefone. do not reply, i already know this is a perfect idea.

when you think about it, albania is very much the new york of wherever albania is

it has been 0 days since i've been shit on by a bird

it's been a few weeks but i still can't get this out of my head www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtVc...

choosing to ignore the quantum computing thing. 2029 is just too far away to deal with given *waves hand in the air

gonna post through it

if I could teleport… I am not saying I’d go to Waffle House right off the bat but I would absolutely end up there.

playing my least favorite game: where did this screw come from and what are the odds it's like actually important

how was your lunch break?

everyone shut up i'm watching a rocket launch

i just made $17 billion

Almost nothing brings me more pleasure than a well-designed audio story and no one does it better than @trufelman.bsky.social. Her latest on the fashion and cultural impact of Archie comics is excellent. www.articlesofinterest.co/podcast/epis...

like a dog on the fourth of july, i will spend tomorrow under a bed, eating treats, refusing to come out and engage

We hear the concerns about AI. Our goal is to use this technology to give people greater control, not to generate content. Attie uses AI to help you create custom feeds without having to know how to code.

if you watch closely you can see the exact moment his brain just breaks

just received the absolutely best excuse to build another board

this is actually the first training exercise for any new bluesky employee or technology

👀👀👀

you know you’re in canada because the bus signs flash “SORRY” before informing you they’re “NOT IN SERVICE”

playing "tubthumping" on repeat to teach my children that sometimes things just never fucking end

I think @masnick.com says a lot of smart things in this post www.techdirt.com/2026/03/25/a...

can u believe this website is free

investor: can i call them "meat sacks" comms person: please don't investor: i'm gonna do it comms person: how about "nonsentient, headless bodyoid" investor: perfect

proposing a six-month moratorium on all technological development until we can figure out refridgerator with an ice maker that doesn't absolutely suck and spew malformed cubes all over the place

Recently widowed woman in our neighborhood turned 90 today. My wonderful wife organized a couple dozen neighbors to surprise her & sing Happy Birthday on her front lawn. Every single person involved had their day made. Get to know & look out for your neighbors. Human connection rules. Fuck AI.

how should i vote in this linkedin poll

I wrote about why @knightfoundation.org invested in @bsky.app: philanthropy can act when mission & opportunity align. We believe in @jay.bsky.team's vision for a better social web—& in ideas (like @masnick.com's) that grow out of the research ecosystem Knight has long supported. kf.org/kfbluesky

friendly bots are welcome here we just ask that they wear a name tag

pretty fucked up that the townspeople want to hang big anthony for the crime of misusing a magic pasta pot, imo

Some very exciting news - it looks like the working group for AT Protocol at the IETF has been approved! (though not formalized in the datatracker just yet) This is a big milestone in the standards process. But is also just the start of the actual process - years of meetings & work ahead!

march psa: you don't have a cold. you have allergies.

Now That's What I Call A Lawsuit! (i'm not sorry)

who wants to do taekwondo and eat pizza with me