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Lol

Here we go

Surely I won’t regret this

Tag urself I’m isoleucine

See yall in fiscal year 26

Mush With @burg.bsky.social

This seems like a uniquely appropriate time in the cultural zeitgeist to share this racehorse-themed izakaya I went to that specialized in serving… uh… horse

Hear me out: Mitmita potato chips

Highly recommend buying one (1) bag of bird seed

Greenwashing is a heck of a thing. They could just mix the bugs in, I'll eat them too

Very eventful night taking our 89 year old upstairs neighbor to the ER after she fell and split her head open. Sometimes it’s ok to be nosy and knock on doors after you hear a weird sound

POV: I’m your supervisor

It is morally reprehensible that I have to learn tcsh

I wouldn’t mind more spam texts like this (my name is not Yao Wang)

@kurtjmac.bsky.social a wild wolfie appeared

Through academia you will meet the weirdest best people in the world and I get to reunite with two of them this weekend and I am SO SO EXCITED Labmates are the best part of lab!! Labmates are the best part of lab!! Labmates are the best part of lab!!!!!!!!

I lmer’d too close to the sun and forgot how to do an anova

I have discovered that if I double-first Churus I can please both food-motivated cats simultaneously

Coming up on a year since I moved to Maryland and, fuck it, I am really proud of me and the life I’ve made for myself. There were 1000 other ways this could have turned out and every single one of them is worse.

The old notepad is included in Windows 11 still, you can find the exe just at C:\Windows

This is the happiest I’ve seen this man and I’ve known him for 21 years

Forget phone tag, why not try divorce paperwork tag? It’s where you and your husband take turns texting each other “how are those forms coming?” every few months for a year and a half

Can I microdose meth

Burger being out of town at the same time as the cats running out of wet food means I get to live out my childhood dream of picking out exciting wet food flavors to see which ones they like the most

My god I hate R

Here’s a picture of the time I was MATLAB for Halloween

My non-work goal this week is to move 1 Thing to the condo every day, except on weekend days, in which I will move 2-3 Things

statistically @burg.bsky.social posts mostly pictures of Bu and Grayson which is why I was delighted to find that the Best Cat was actually a secret third cat who is now my daughter

Me to beloved work colleagues when i want to help

You know that thing sometimes where a csv is like, “I have 245 rows”, and you’re looking at it, and it definitely has 241 rows, but you’re like “okaaaaay I just ‘deleted’ the extra ‘rows’,” and then that tricks the csv back into sanity? Is there a name for that

Today my milk snake became a man

why are BIDS specifications written like the author has never once spoken to a human being. I’m sure that there are people who look at the sentence “this section compiles the object definitions in the schema” and are like ah yes the schema objects, but like. Please. Throw me a bone

Every time I go to Virginia I’m like “damn, I should move to Virginia”

Nota bene: If you have a boyfriend with an addictive personality it may not be the best idea to take him fossil hunting

just mri things

Incredible the precious artifacts you find going through old photos

Got too lost in the sauce making onboarding materials

Called out sick, slept entire day, rehydrated by eating an entire ice cold watermelon with a spoon. MATLAB I am coming for you

Sometimes the internet has a use case. On a Japanese pianist’s reel

I still love alprazolam

I love alprazolam

Internet: “all parts of this plant are toxic and can cause itching and blistering on contact” Lao ppl:

*visibly on verge of tears* rise and grind *deep, wracking sob* let’s get this bread fam

Born to chimecho, forced to greninja

showing my PI my favorite fMRI memes