one thing that’s for sure when It Happens is that Party in the USA is going to chart again

this seems like the wrong takeaway. the bad guys don't just evaporate because they're bad; that's not how bad guys work! the crypto backed centrist spent five times as much as his opponent and got curb stomped. this is a good thing!

This is a good time to remember that immigration judges aren’t real judges. They work for DOJ as part of the executive branch (under Bondi and Trump) and the fact that we call them judges like they’re independent arbiters would be laughable in a free and fair country.

I really think Stratton will be a boon in the senate. she wants to abolish ICE. she wants m4a. she wants to dump Schumer. and she understands that she is not going to the senate to agree with donald trump on anything. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/juliana-st...

"Red Neck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson maybe

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oh look at that www.pew.org/en/research-...

Over 100 free agents + Two team expansion draft + First year player draft + ~30 days til training camp = Absolute chaos

Not joking when I say "Randy Walters Is a Son of a Bitch" is the song stuck in my head today

Singing along to "Party in the U.S.A." with the windows down is some non-negotiable shit

hell yeah

Engelbert confirmed the extended negotiations avoided any impacts to the 2026 schedule. Training camp is set to open on April 19, followed by preseason games beginning April 25 and the start of the regular season on May 8.

And we have a deal: "This deal is going to be transformational. It's going to build and help create a system where everybody is getting exactly what they deserve and more. ... just excited that we can tell our fans that we're going to be back." www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...

*WNBA, PLAYERS' UNION REACH VERBAL AGREEMENT ON CBA TERMS: ESPN

WBC always rulez. Great game. That Venezuelan team is very fun.

I’m going to start teaching my kids about Geoffrey Wednesday, the magic fairy who leaves full size snickers bars in the shoes of every pleasant child on Wednesdays. oh, Geoffrey Wednesday didn’t leave candy in your shoes this week? I guess it’s because you’re going to hell

my kid came home from kindergarten today and announced she was setting a trap to catch a leprechaun. apparently other kids at school always end up with candy and treats in their annual leprechaun traps, so she’s pretty stoked to see what she gets. I am begging other parents to fucking cool it

He's safe

Bryce fuckin Harper man

Lots of takes about this poly situation gone wrong. Dude got his wife agreeing to let his side chick move in, but maybe it works for them. That's right. we're talking about paul atreides, folks. Our desert mouse is NOT conserving his water.

wrote about Booker's no tax on the middle class proposal and why it is reactionary garbage which will send us into a neoliberal death spiral. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/dems-no-ta...

Important to recall that Obama tried middle class tax cuts and they ended up being across the board tax cuts bc the GOP held unemployment insurance hostage. It's a tried and failed strategy.

working on stuff

Probably more an indictment of previous management than vindication of the new guys, but good to see progress

There is now a Trajekt, pulse bands, plyo walls, TVs in the ‘pen, TruMedia, weighted bats and… did you leave anything out? “Dude, I might [have]. We have so much stuff, it’s insane.” My first story for @theathletic.com goes inside the Nats’ tech revolution: www.nytimes.com/athletic/712...

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1828

Florence Pugh & Anya Taylor-Joy featured in new posters for #Dune: Part Three. 👀

Robert Pattinson & Rebecca Ferguson featured in new posters for #Dune: Part Three. 👀

Linda App is both the Vice Chair of Agenda Alexandria and the Director of Operations for the Alexandria Republican City Committee. Much non-partisan. Very unbias.

Make Jack Aubrey a commodore with that mission and give him almost no material support

Just spoke to Terri Jackson & WNBPA outside counsel Deb Willig. Both said big issues remain. But for the first time, Willig believes they can now say "we've made some progress." Adds she "would hope" a term sheet gets done the next 15-20 hours but it's been an unusual negotiation

This Sunday! How high DOES the sycamore grow?

Today's delight: Michael B Jordan walks into In and Out Burger with his Oscar in hand and pandemonium breaks out. www.facebook.com/reel/1394489...

There Will Be Blood Phantom Thread One Battle After Another Boogie Nights Hard Eight

Maybe some consolation to the losers that all the movies commemorated with onstage cast reunions during tonight's show did not win Best Picture in their year.

Honestly pretty impressive to have the same name as the worlds most famous guy and become famous anyway

THAT'S RIGHT

where's wallace

wooooof that play off was brutal

Bullshit that we didn't get all the songs cmon

Autumn Durald Arkapaw shot “Falling,” clearly anyone who wants to win Oscars should be trying to make Haim videos.

Come on man you can’t put the K-pop song on an hour after everybody made their kids go to bed, who planned this

Ain't even let them sing the whole song damn

this Casting Director intro is really beautiful, and educational, which makes it extra beautiful #Oscars

Also, honestly, the way they’re doing Best Casting is how they should handle all the major awards. Embrace it!

Hot take: make the Oscars five hours long and stop being ashamed of letting the winners talk.

Kinda unbelievable Hathaway still agrees to present at the Oscars after they saddled her with James Franco as a hosting partner. She killed that Anna Wintour bit, a pro's pro.

Amy & Ed, the last time she was nominated (1986).

Get you a man etc. This is the right stuff.

Really disrespectful for them to continue awarding Best Animated Short after Kobe won