Wizards made a fan think he won $10,000 in an April Fools prank by pretending he made a blindfolded half court shot. an insane thing to do to someone who willingly attended a Wizards game

Me in the 90s : Given what usually ends up happening, how on earth do characters like the Joker ever get henchmen to work for them? Me in the Trump era : Ohhhhhhh.

Look at this. This wallet has just put an $800,000 bet on boots on the ground in Iran. They previously were right about the time US struck Iran first. Unusual.

Well shit, I guess that’s what sloppy baseball gets you. Also throwing a breaking ball there up 0-2 is pretty silly.

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

Goddammit I actually fell for this for a minute.

Check it out @dashbusva.bsky.social Metro is finally offering a fare free bus.

No perfect view out of a hotel window exists—

Council Connection is back! Help me welcome @canekforcouncil.bsky.social who is guest hosting with me in March! We chat budget, snow, and lots of transit. I’ll be rotating co-hosts in 2026 so send ideas! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

Most Consecutive Plate Appearances Reaching Safely to Start a Season, since 1951: 2026 Joey Wiemer: 10 *active 2002 Carlos Delgado: 10 1956 Yogi Berra: 9 2021 Yermin Mercedes: 8 2017 Jeremy Hazelbaker: 8 1993 Geronimo Pena: 8 1983 Steve Henderson: 8

The Nats just had a run knocked in by a guy named Jorbit who I did not know existed prior to this moment, this season is already shaping up to be my favorite in quite a long time.

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

George Lucas strikes again

Ready for Safety Not Guaranteed at Signature Theater!

Going to miss their Mexican Dark Lager but also I’m excited to get after this new one from @portcitybrew.bsky.social

Extremely pumped to see Stephen Wilson Jr. tonight. So pumped in fact that I’m willing to go to Maryland to do it.

The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow. #NoKings

Salvy teaching Doug Eddings the bottom of the strike zone. Over and Over and Over again. But Eddings refuses to learn. 😂

Kids choose where to go to college based on the weather during visiting day..

Every year I share this theres still someone who hasn’t heard the Creed guy sing this song about all the things that can happen in a baseball game www.mlb.com/video/stapp-...

I sent this to a friend and he said "The question is if you think he did this on purpose for the views, I think it’s like a 70% chance yes", and it's an concept worth chewing on

There are fewer men going into therapy work. I think that is a problem. Here are my thoughts and a little about why I changed careers to do this work…one of the best decisions of my life. www.rivergrovetherapy.com/post/why-i-b...

People who mix up the acronyms ED and DOE may never recover from this.

Just so we're clear here, Trump installed his own defense lawyer as the Deputy Attorney General and had him lead the purge of the federal prosecutors who brought cases against Trump.

Real scary moment here with Sammie Szmodics who appears to have been knocked out midair on a header. Pretty clearly unconscious when he hit the ground.

Ireland converts a penalty to go up 1-0 inside 20 minutes, let’s fucking go.

Thank you to WEBA for hosting a debate in the City Council special election. There’s no question that @sandymarks.bsky.social is the right candidate for our City at this time. By or on April 21, vote for the candidate who is ready to keep Alexandria moving forward: Sandy Marks for City Council!

That "Discoverer of America" is set in quotation marks is objectively hilarious.

oh shit oh fuck I don't have nearly enough Robux to bribe these ICE agents.

REACHER, THE LARGEST MAN WHO HAS EVER LIVED, KNUCKLES BLOODIED FROM A RECENT FIGHT HE CLEARLY WON BASED ON HIS LACK OF OTHER VISIBLE INJURIES: knock it off SOME 5’8 TOWNIE SNOT WITH A PICKUP TRUCK: what are you gonna do about it, bitch?

What happens when you break stuff

If he wasn't a football player, Cam Skattebo would be spending a significant amount of time menacing Sacramento-area gas station cashiers for not carrying "the good Monsters."

When it’s the first scrimmage of the season but the chairs are in the other car.

Some gave all. All had Cinnabon.

Go off Nico O’Reilly, gotdamn.

“Everywhere I went in New York people openly loathed the very sight of me. So naturally I concluded that the entire city had gone crazy and I left. There was no other possible explanation.”

Dobson back in midfield for Wrexham after finishing his red card suspension from the Chelsea match. Huge game at Bramall Lane again Sheffield United, run in for the playoff spots in the Championship getting real real tight.

YIMBYs of NOVA proudly endorse @sandymarks.bsky.social for Council! Sandy understands the shortage at the root of our housing crisis, & that building homes is a key part of the solution Our Alx members voted overwhelmingly to endorse her, & are excited to elect another housing champion to Council

Chela, our New Mexican Lager, hit the taps yesterday. With temps in the 70s this weekend… feels like the perfect time for you to visit your favorite Tasting Room 🥳🍋‍🟩

This afternoon's squad at Bramall Lane 👊 🔴⚪ #WxmAFC

However much John Roberts cloaks him in unaccountability, doing this remains a very serious federal crime and stories about it should say so.

Come to Gustave if you want an ass kicking.

This is a surprise - he scuffled all spring for sure, but I still figured they’d have him work through it in the bigs.

What’s cool about running in your 40s is discovering new parts of your joints that are capable of feeling pain.

Happy Friday, Alexandria! It's @oconnell.bsky.social's birthday and ALXtra is celebrating with our favorite March Madness memes, budget bento boxes, and Alexandria's continued superiority over all other Virginia localities

In retrospect trying to close the US Institute of Peace and renaming DoD the Department of War were pretty unsubtle attempts at foreshadowing

By the age of 20, Callum Doyle had played in two play-offs finals at Wembley. His maturity is shining through now at Wrexham, where the defender with two goals and four assists in his last seven games seems destined for the Premier League. #WxmAFC ⬇️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/712...