That's me in the corner That's me in the spot... light Losing my religion

New sitcom idea to pitch to the BBC...

Remembering when I nearly had the world's worst latte and a very creamy washing machine...

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... I guess if Labour want to make themselves even more unelectable and unpopular, having Wes "Palantir" Streeting as leader is a good idea 🤷🏼‍♂️ They do realise that The Thick Of It wasn't an instruction manual, right?

You, boy! Is he still Prime Minister?

Boy wonder has to take various herbs* and spices into school tomorrow for food tech. The practice kebabs he made at the weekend were genuinely delicious, but I'm worried he's going to look like a drug dealer with all these baggies 😂 Including coriander, sorry @flups.bsky.social

I recently wrote to @naushabahkhanmp.bsky.social asking her to put pressure on Starmer to change course; I received a detailed & eloquent reply (she's a VERY good MP). I can only imagine how bad things must be if she's now quit her PPS post. This is unsustainable. Sorry Kier: time's up.

Make a band out of two others. Chas 'n' Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich

A very easy Pointless board for the #TOTP gang - name the female artists with over a billion streams.

I've just come home to discover one of my giant golden orfe very much not in the fishpond, and with a bitemark out of its side. And we're having fish and chips for dinner... 😕

If only Zoom had access to a tool that would help people work from home.

Slightly increase a band 10,001 Maniacs

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... Whoopee, another reset. But I judge Starmer on his actions, not fine words. I voted Labour and am massively disappointed with this government, despite some good that doesn't get enough publicity. They must change course NOW, or risk Reform getting in.

I'm having the same trouble with today's BTCC. ITVX is utterly dreadful. Watch live, or watch from start. No option to dip into the part of the coverage I actually want.

My life is weird but I love it. Last week I was at one end of the River Thames, just outside Maidenhead. Today I've been right down the other end, at Gravesend and overlooking Tilbury in Essex. Two completely different days, but both beautiful in their own right.

My barbecue is lit for the first time this year, and I'm very happy. Plus boy wonder has made kebabs as a practice run for his food tech lesson.

however shit britain gets, our pub toilet grafitti will always be S-Tier

In the depths of a bleak war, Zelenskyy still has the stones to troll Putin. Nicely played.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BDV... I know Andrea Bochelli has tarnished his legacy by hanging around in the Oval Office a bit much recently, but this duet with Elmo is an absolute thing of sheer beauty. Good night.

There's no escape! #TOTP

Sheila Hancock is ruddy marvellous on #HIGNFY

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye. Until next week, at least. It has been, as ever, an absolute joy reading all your comments, memories, puns and memes. Same old shite next week? #TOTP

Fucking hell, Bates. #TOTP

Fartin' luffa king #TOTP

I'd actually take Vindaloo over this sh... actually, no, I do have SOME standards #TOTP

Here come the men in black... oh, as you were. #TOTP

I wish I knew enough about football to make a vaguely witty Spurs joke, but I'm happy to live in blissful ignorance #TOTP

Do the one about bunnies, we like that one. Well, a bit. #TOTP

I got chucked out of Spoonerism Club for punching someone's chest when this was mentioned.... #TOTP

You know what, Simon? You're absolute right. It is lovely. #TOTP

This is marvellous. Fast and Loose was supposed to be the Beeb's answer to Whose Line is it Anyway, but died on its arse despite a fantastic cast including of course Dave Armand and his amazing interpertive dance. #TOTP

The irony of getting the title wrong... #TOTP

We're all internally changing "heart", aren't we? #TOTP

For some reason it's fashionable to hate on Roxette, but I unironically love The Look. #TOTP

This is sanitised Disney-esque happy clappy crap. Sorry Debbie. #TOTP

Yes I know it's a bastardised ripoff of an Abba song, amongst others, but there's really something rather marvellous about Eidelwiess. No you shut up. #TOTP

The Wizard klaxon #TOTP

The first time I heard Genie in a Bottle, I honestly thought she was singing "come on then lick me out" #TOTP

Do the one about not standing up, we liked that one #TOTP

I've re-posted this many times, and I make no apology for speaking the truth. #TOTP

Only two? Slacker. #TOTP

Help me with a fuzzy memory, #TOTP gang. Was it Newman & Baddiel who did a routine about "the keyboard player from the fuckin' Charlatans" after his arrest for robbery? Or am I just talking rubbish as usual?

In tribute to the Greens doing vaguely well, I'm recycling old posts again #TOTP

Bi-LAM-os klaxon! It's the new Depechay Mode #TOTP

Gabrielle's career has been patchy. #TOTP

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold... Oh sorry, as you were #TOTP

I wasn't wrong, was I? #TOTP