looking for love (bread) in all the wrong places (the plastics bin)

Working @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social is just like fuuuuuck i have psychotic posts due tomorrow.....shit need a surrealism by 5pm......uggghhhh my insane thoughts report for the meeting.....

Regular audio drama creator chat

I'm in bed with a cold reading Spire, a game I desperately want to run because I'm enamoured with the setting. I needed to pick up some of the sourcebooks, damn you RRD 😫 If you own any, what's the best one?

Annelida would be such a good name for a girl

Hi I'm Godparent (with swimming pool)

Happy Newt Year (threat)

Good morning it is january where is my silent witness

Is Reacher from the TV series "Reacher" autistic? Let's look at the clues: Yes.

As the year draws to a close, I’m signing off 2025 with a magical find! An ancient amber bear. Carved some 10,000 years ago, it washed up on a beach at Fanø, Denmark, from a submerged Mesolithic settlement in the North Sea. ✨ Happy New Year all! ✨ National Museum of Denmark 📷 by me #Archaeology

Your new years resolutions need to be smaller and weirder 🤌

Headed home to Iowa from Massachusetts and sending this little doggie statuette (Iraq, Isin-Larsa Period, about 2000-1800 BCE, Terra-cotta, now at the Boston Museum of Fine Arts) 🐾🐶 pic to @moudhy.bsky.social. I feel ready for 2026! Do you?

People like to say londons not friendly but I see good shit all👏the👏time👏 On london bridge this week I saw a lady fall off her bike and no less than twelve people immediately sprinted into rush hour traffic to help her up and carry her bike to safety

Glorifying gun violence :(

I sound designed this bad boy too ✌️

court mandated drinking water

Look genders not real I'm calling everyone babygirl

Guess who got scissoring themed wicked pj's for xmas

Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter

Very good webbedsite

Painting just feels like a loop of Muddy> increase contrast> losing detail > decrease contrast> muddy

When do we get the Bridgerton season where this lady steal that man wife???

producer: what’s the new christmas song about? guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop? producer: what the fuck

Merry Christmas nerds

Happy Incy Wincy Moonmas! I hope a big scorpion crawls into your home and makes you fight an octopus for a child size meth kit 😇

I am not learning any lessons after 9pm

Merry Kirihimete!! 🌿🇳🇿🎅

Every museum should have a Little Guys Tour, and at the end of the tour you can buy reproductions of all the little guys

Family cookin up a yuletide FEAST feeding my aunt to the christmas BEAST

Just want to put out feelers for a TTRPG writer/dev or two who would be interested in collaborating on a pulpy scifi/fantasy project in 2026 with myself and another artist/writer. Ideally someone who'd fuck with "Frank Frazetta but queer" as an aesthetic. Would love 2 chat if this sounds interesting

Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive* Me: yeah i guess

sorry I can't tonight im having visions

Lads, we're gonna make it

Happy Solstice folks! The light is returning! ☀️

hey u should all buy this game and play it and then gift it to ur friends and then review it and tell the team that made it u love them

It's time for an adventure! No, that's not right... It's Adventure Time! Glove up those grabbers, the Candy Kingdom is covered in schmutz. Coming to PowerWash Simulator 2 Spring 2026 💦 Get your buns over to Steam and Wishlist now ⤵️

Clay letters from ancient Mesopotamia are alive with idiom, sayings, and everyday language that I love. Here are just a few random ones so you can enjoy them too.

excuse me, sarah, but i believe it’s my turn to wear the antlers during the ritual tonight

dilf stands for dame i’d like to fumble

i love "Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE" so much he's so perfect

You either die the hero or live to see yourself say something on a press junket that erases a lifetime of goodwill

Jokes aside: the worst thing about this is that working in a morgue makes you so hungry irl

What's the thing about your first rpg character that makes you go "....oh" year's later? For me, my first was a lesbian werewolf and I didn't come out for another NINE years

today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.

Normal or nah: cold shrimp from the packet on the bus?

Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

A world with a loving god would NOT make a duvet cover such a FAFF

When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?